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This bar is for true men, if you cant act like a true men then you should enter this bar.

Now walk up to the lovely bartender Elisa and order and say what you want. Please dont get any alchohol if your underage (lol) and dont get too much if you.

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Bar is now OPEN to the elite men

now lets get along and have some mature men conversations in here.
 

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Lmao Tunsa, please try not to drink too much.. you know what happened last time. hehe

*walks away jokingly*

As a matter of fact, please do, drink until your bladder cant take it anymore.

*whispers* this is going to be good....

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*chugs down a beer. pours another and chugs it. pours 2 shots of tequilla and chugs them down with no chaser*

Ahhhhhhh.....

*looks around and sees buttman and jay giggling in the corner. the rest of the bar is empty*

This place looks tired.... I'm headed out to the joke room and then going over to get some breakfast...

*heads towards the door*

*mumbling, singing* ...the millionaire, and his wife. The movie star....

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Hahaha Tunsa
*Asks Lenny for some Hennessy*
Ahhh the goood stuff!
*Chugs 5 shots*
Woooooooooooo, Lauren, come over here. I haven't had a good night since last night!!!!!!!

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* comes in *
looks at tunsa all wasted..
* laughs *
need help their bro?

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*Kicks in door, walks in, takes a deep breath, looks around and sits down*
I want a Miller Lite :D

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*turns up the music*

Anyone want to be a DJ? a Spot is available, no pun intended,, :D

*smirks while answers his phone*

Hello? Yes thank you!...okay..See you later.

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Lil wayne is good. :D

*Looks at The Dark Ninja*

Hey where did he go?!?!?

*Looks around again*

Stupid ninja. :D

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I would like to do the dj part. "Orders a bud light and puts on football"

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*comes in from the coffee rain, stubbornly sober*

Word is this is a sissy bar. I hear people only drink light beer in this bar! Let's fix that.

*trots up to the bar and puts 20,000 urbos on the counter*

A round of tequilla shots for the house, and keep 'em coming!

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* comes towards tunsa *
may i join you =D

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Awesome I'd take one please! I turn coffee rain to tequila rain!!!

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*pops outta nowhere again* Let me show you sissies how to drink tequila! *takes 4 shots like they were nothing* anybody wanna join?

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*glances at Os out of the corner of his mask*

Sure buddy, take a seat and have a few shots?

*raises his glass to the Ninja down the bar and smiles at him*

Cheers Ninja-dude!

*under his breathe to Os*

Rookie...

*takes a shot, rinses it around in his mouth and slowly swallows it. reaches for a lime, stops halfway, and lets out a sigh*

Ahhhhhh.....

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takes 10 shots. i feel wierd.

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takes 20 more ughhhhh i feel really wierd now. drinks another.

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* laughs at tunsas joke 8
* raises his glass " salu " to the villain being the best dispo *
aint i right tusa?

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*Trips over nothing* *Ahh man that stick always gets me!*

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Come'on Os... We don't need to bring politics into this... Now start drinking!

*downs 2 more shots and pushes 2 over to Os*

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Walks in the bar T may I sit?

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Dang! They'll let anybody into this place! :^)

Grab a shot Magic...

*holds out a double shot*

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Takes it and drinks it up,

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LOL
* takes tunsas shots *
thanks mate, we need some entertainment in here, if you know what i mean

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Hello mates hows it going today?

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* throws whiskey at him and throws a gets a stick of fire and lights him up *
hahahahaha what a noob

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we need to bring tunsa down here..
* raises glass *
wheres tunsa when you need a drinking buddy
 
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