Forums: Freestyle: Rap battle

Hit it freestyle yall
doesn't matter how tall
take someone out with your awesome raps
who cares how long just dont leave any gaps.

man you and your whack rap again
why don't you explain
my rhymes hit you harder than a train
to bad you have no brain
i eat you up spit you out
you know what am all about
no pain no game
thats my nickname
all the haters fall back
or else ill attack
those are my last rhymes am out
i gotta hit the route

Nice rap I bet you worked on it for a while
Not good enough just a deep pile
A discolored tile
Your rap goes the extra mile
You aint got skill
Unless you take a pill
Go eat a dill
Roll down a hill I dont want to see yo face go break you neck'
Or I will do it for you like a wood peck.

ill make you sinc like the titanic
your fake your bionic
they call me the destroyer
am rapping am not an employer
mess with me and ill eat you alive
go fast go drive
your like a dog
you can't see me in the fog
yes, i am hispanic
no need to panic
tu esta muerta,
close the door que esta abierta
yo soy mayor
y tu eres menor
te pongo una cadena
pero la quito porque me da pena
haha yes i go hard i speak 2 language
am hungry pass me the sandwhich
i did all this
i gave you a diss no kiss no you ain't my sis ill take you down don't resist

whoa my man slow down with rappin bi-lingual
you're makin my hands and my mind start to tingle
veni, vini, vicci
you can't even reach me
i came i saw i conquered
you can't even teach me
thats conquered like destroy, not concord like a grape
like bacteria in your mouth, this garbage i scrape
and toss in the trash
these lyrics are brash
here's some cream for that rash
cause my respect you may have earned
but you've just been lyrically burned

Your lyrics are trash
they leave people with a rash
how did he even get baked
your the one working at steak n shake
u r just waisting your time
with your pathtetic made up ryhmes
so just crawl in your bed
cause tht rap u just read
it left u on the floor practically dead

What a lame rap lame as you
I am the king of rapping I will scare you boo!
I ride all night waiting for my next victim
I will destroy you
Then you could pick him
Learn from someone you can actually "rap"
not just a few lines and a tap

skittlez you better watch who your talking to
armand will destroy you he don't need a crew
hes lyrics ain't trash
don't get him mad he will smash
he will hit you like a head on collision crash
you better watch who you diss
your mama ain't here to give you a kiss
i have a relationship with your sis
ill take armands light work and destroy it
ill hit you so hard you'll have to quit
am the next lil wayne
ill show you some paine
ill cut your vein
ill cut your leg you'll have to walk with a cane
your bleeding you have a stein
the cop pulled you over your in the wrong lane
ill shot you with my gun
haha am having to much fun
the bullets hit you are you still stun?
you hungry go eat that hunny bun
i walk down the street with my bling
you have no bling all you have is a string
you suck at rapping you should start to sing

beep beep beep ... yo thanks for the back up
os your lines make me crack up
these other fools they can't even stack up
they're lookin to get smacked up
lyrically hacked up
their faces' all jacked up
but enough with the obvious
lets get on with this
this is so much easier than the 2 line diss
the ryhmes don't need to be so cris-
py and clean, you know i mean?
but you still can't compile poor hygene
so once again you're the pupil and i'm the dean
schoolin y'all on how to be keen
pristine
and a winner! like charlie sheen (duh!)
so put together lines that make sense and flow
not just ryhme words like glow and elbow
i'm aimin this at skittlez and showdow
i'f you don't like my lyrics, then "taste this rainbow"

I am not impressed
ima finish the rest
we al know im the best
so why dont you take a rest
becouse i run this
and all the girls love dis
they think im so fresh
they think im so cool
they all know you the nerd of the school
so do what you do
and ima do me
but we know whos they best
of this family

family, schamily
you aint got nothin on me
i'm fresh as the ox
straight out the blocks
you cant get in the ring with ali cause you think you can box
thats right i sampled beasties and the fast furious
but i'm the man with the yellow hat and you're just curious
george, a little monkey: classification: rhesus
my lines are like platinum and yours like feces
i'll shred you to pieces
8 pages at once with a cross cut
these lines are well thought, not just out of the butt
or off the cuff
or made to fluff
i'll take you down like the ghostbusters and the stay puft
marshmallow man - "they think i'm so cool"
you just proved you're the fool
the only girl to think so is prolly your moms
you're droppin m-80's , i've got hydrogen bombs
boom! "they think i'm so fresh"
give it a rest
I AM NOT IMPRESSED

how about you sit down
before i kick you outa town
aw is that a frown
did ya mama just hit your crown
this is my style
my rymes ar heard across many miles
so take a look
the whole world shook
u get your rymes from a book
we dont go old school
know ou out as i blow you-
away understand i aint come here to play

school, you and play these words just don't fit
you should sit down, son while I school you a little bit
lets analyze your rap and see what you've got
i'll try to keep this in terms you can understand, tiny tot
down, town, frown, crown, your rhymes are all common
you aint nothing spectacular, a peasant to my tutankhamun
try using words with more than one syllable
put your beef in my home skillet, your words are all grillable
fryin in a pan just like jive turkey bacon
so burnt to a crisp the residue is all caked-in
you can have your few miles, i have miles per hour worldwide
i've got rhymes inside rhymes and just plain rhymes on the inside
and whilst there's a little "blow" in the lines you claim your own
you're still a little breeze and i'm a cyclone

you wanna school me
boy you cant fool me
i am the master
i created that blaster
my words are like a spell caster
they harm you
im not like that i aint trying to charm u
so these word s
will bite you like birds
ddi i do it der

You can even spell you
Mr. sand who?
I gonna teach you how its done
Ya know that blaster? Its my fake gun
Man get a life
I told you once now I am telling you twice
This is my turf'
So get off
you stupid smurf!

its called slang
and my guns go bang
howd you miss me even with an urborng
you really do stink
yor as small as link
it take you time to think
these rymes go far
i can say them with a guitar
so take a seat
becouse this place is called me

I am the man
Cause I got a tan
Not so bright
like really white
You cant say what size a link is because they come in different sizes
Try to do some rap exercises
it would help a lot
so you dont talk like a tot
And your rhymes will be HOT!

sup people they call me sam
cuz it rhymes with ham
and go look it up in a dictionary and ull see
a picture of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Sam
change your name yto pam
Dress up as a ham'
people will start calling you mam
Lets go to the zoo
sandggg wants to come too
boom
your doomed

look magic shodow
your shadow
isnt there so get a new look
as an animal at the zoo
and then u can bring peanuts to feed
to the elephant's feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Rattle in your collapsed ear
Settin' traps here
Kickin' raps clear
Hop in your lap, dear
Yeah, verbal pap smear
I control your laughter
A voice more powerful than your pastor
Rappin' sweeter than three liters of Shasta

I am better than you
watch me do
My thing
Maybe you can sing
I am super
And you are duper
I think we all know your nicknames's tooker
Rap does not have to be long to Be hard
My raps will attack so defend your self
by getting a Guard.

Soul positionin'
Sole possession of poll position
Hold your breath and listen
While I resurrect these twenty-six letters
A lesson to beginners that tend to pale in comparison
You're not ill
And if you are, my notepad's full of medicine
Plus my freestyle is Excedrin
Take two hours and call me back with a new style
And show me you're prepared for the final frontier

Most of that was not a rap
More of a lesson
You need a nap
I am a speeder
I park by the meters
Set fire to your house
All you have left is your little mouse
I am amazing
Whats wrong with you STOP PHASING!
I am a lion
I am a tiger
The top of the food chain
I am just saying
This is my kingdom
Heres your lines now go sing em!

This thread became very inactive
Now its our job for it to be more active
My lines are very good
Just like I came from the hood!

i gave you a few days without my intervening
but now it seems this thread could use a good spring cleaning
reading these posts had my energy depleting
in most cases, they're just worth deleting
attempts at an attack were just plain pathetic
and comebacks even worse, all verbally anorexic
they're thin, lacking substance and knocked over with ease
even my grandma has better rhymes than these
when taking on a battle, i'm beggin you please
think about what you say before dotting "i"'s and crossing "t"s