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Here we have the MOST EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!! You've got a score to settle other than in battles?!!? YOU COME HERE AND RAP IT OUT!!! THE WINNER OF EACH BATTLE GETS 10,000 URBOS!!! The rules are...


1. No rude jokes such as things having to do with sex, you can diss on there family though.
2. I'm the judge.
3. You must PLEASE send me a urbogram about when, and who you are going to Rap Battle.
4. Have fun!


This is where THE MOST EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY HAPPEN!!!! Please, follow the rules above!!
 

12 props, 7 posts

 
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hi

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Aye who wants to rap battle mmm how bout u josh Jr 1996

0 props, 5 posts

 
I do

0 props, 5 posts

 
this was actually very well

0 props, 1 posts

 
Nice

201 props, 444 posts

 
yup

2 props, 6 posts

 
it sims u guys are scared to freestyle hmmmm buh i dnt speak on mic wen m out to rap...
bin here u gotta get the best raps u ought to ave...
hmmm watching ma flow it sim u wana spilt it to half...

172 props, 41 posts

 
These raps are horrible, looks like I got no competition. Better than me, that's adorable. Your rhymes are weak, think they got malnutrition. Best rapper ever? I'm the dictionary definition. I'm on an endeavor, yeah I'm on a mission. You can try to stop me but you won't succeed, like the prohibition. I'm flying in at full speed, and I got automatic transmission. This isn't all I got, this is just an exhibition. Lets see if you can rhyme, show me what you brought, but first make sure you got your mommy's permission.

172 props, 41 posts

 
POSTED THIS IN WRONG FORUM

14 props, 32 posts

 
Who's the best? Not you its me the queen of raps. Think you can't beat me ? Pfft , you're just another waste of space. Keep talking and I'll hit you with a baseball bat. But you know what , I have a little heart so I'll hit you instead with kindness. My flow have you upside down and twisted around. I'm levitating on y'all , I'll just keep floating and floating until I slowly become the lord of raps ~TheQueenOfRaps

2 props, 6 posts

 
ok ok ok tnx to Jah cos his ma rock of ages...
cos he set me free frm all ma wages...
now i gladly read thru his words like the bible pages...
facing challenges buh he nver fails me...
worked fo the devil in time past buh he nver paid me...
now i wax stronger even challenges fears me..

0 props, 1 posts

 
you just meet the rap god. i was in the past seeing my self in the future that make me a god in this mission cause i make the decision in this region, for dose of you who may say am dreaming you are right i was just dreaming i was god na i woke up still god what to talk to me you got to learn to rap i may just have mercy on your soul who what to win a ticket on my murder list just ask and it will be done

10 props, 16 posts

 
Guys,I don't know how this pumps
Happy it took a little scout to jam this pop
I guess a free-ground approach will do.All the take-outs and hits is just the fun of it
Seeing most tries[whack] is sure to give you a feel of it
Disguised funfare
A tricky dare
And that got most fretting
Even before they got the juicy thingy ego gave way to prepping
That's the fall out
Tat.tat.tat.....Sweating out a take out

10 props, 16 posts

 
It's kinda dull in here.Anyone up for a mini battle ? ;)

0 props, 2 posts

 
Shut up Jane, you're not in my or even our league.
So just roll into a ball and die.

10 props, 16 posts

 
Whoa! Dude if dats ur excuse of a battle,you sulk.
Try harder

3 props, 4 posts

 
Jane wanna battle

3 props, 4 posts

 
Jane wanna battle

10 props, 16 posts

 
Bring it on hun

95K props, 6K posts

 
cans are good
bottles are best
an ice cold keg hands down
strip poker with sydney
better layer up




HA!

0 props, 1 posts

 
lol. really, is this a play ground?

0 props, 1 posts

 
Mhen! Its Hella Borinq Huh.. I Wanna Battle.. Any One Up?

31 props, 41 posts

 
Dear lord....

40 props, 25 posts

 
roses are red
violets are blue
i got five fingers and the
middle one is for you
 
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