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Ok, whiskey makes me mean, tequila makes me wanna strip, moonshine makes me to emotional....so I wanna ask...wats ur fave liquor, and wat does it do to you
 

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Hey country I've meaning to ask ha are u a boy or a girl?

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beer, whiskey, rum, shine, I don't do Tequila.....that was a BAAAADDDD night. all make me laid back and easy going till I get ticked off. then it's on. I'll fight anything.

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I know EXACTLY what you mean rack, fireball and tequila, one night I got mad cuz one of my ex's showed up with his new girl, boy I blew UP, I started screaming, throwing things...worst night ever,
And blue fox...VERY many people think im a guy...buut no im a women

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Oh okay got..just wanted to make sure.....*sneaks into the bathroom*so she's a woman I wonder if she has a boyfriend.she probably doesn't after what I just heard.but I don't like Her...well maybe..as a friend......and why in the world am I talking to myself?!?*sneaks out and goes behind the bar and and gets the new MTN DEW Dew shine non alcoholic* sleeeeeererp.mhm that's the stuff!

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* looks at blue *
Yea I've gotta boyfriend, but he's SO layed back, I could cheat on him 200 times and he wouldnt care.
.....sad, I heard you in the bathroom, talk to myself too, its fun isn't it?

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Get this girl some tequila!

I had an experience with vodka and beer that had a delayed effect--I was just a little drunk until it hit me and I was basically out. Almost got arrested for public intoxication.

Now I usually just have either beer, wine, a margarita, or wine coolers. I'm not too crazy anymore.

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It's sorta fun and about in the bathroom I a um well I like um you know friend and I was um hoping maybe we could go see a movie or do something I mean as friends you know

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*runs to private stash and grabs 2 bottles of tequila and a stripper pole*

I GOT THIS COVERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*set's up pole and opens bottles*

blue you might want to leave, this is for the older urbs.

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What statement are you making, setting up the poles, rack

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And blue, I wanna talk to about this later.
But rack, why?

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oh I just thought it would be handy to have in case a time called for it.

*points to room*

that's were I keep my personal stuff....there is also a couch and sound system.

*grins*

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well I'm gonna get a big bottle of Anceint Age Bourbon and take a long walk....to clear my head

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*Throws a glass above racks head*
BETTER RUN!!!

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ooohhh...she's back and feisty!

*looks at door way then at door to room*

which way should I run?

*takes off out the door*

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*chases him out the door*

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*looks back and see's country coming*

AAAAAA!!! HAHAHAHA

*runs straight into a dumpster*(BOOM) *falls Over*

argh, were did that come from?

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*Hides rackman in a secret passage before Country gets to close.*
Nope no Rackman here.

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Yup definitely no rackman here.

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suuurre....you've gotta hide his smell too. I know you've got him somewhere.

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*finds a way into the secret passage and drags rack out by the Coller of his shirt*
u can't hide from me, you dork.

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So you see boys and girls, the effects of liquor can make you pretty stupid and do dumb stuff. That you might regret later. Ya know.... no stripping or fighting or mean mugging....
Signed Sydney. :)

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*Laughs as country is holding a specially designed mannequin that looks and smells like rackman.* That's a mannequin Country.....

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YOUR A MANNEQUIN....SHUT UPP!!!!

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*made way to sewers and runs through the water*

man were is my stash at? I know Dragus keeps it around here some were..

*looks for the signs and follows to place*

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Well country if I was a mannequin I'd not be able to move or speak
 
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