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Who would win? My vote is on Chuck, The Man of Steel can't even grow a peach fuzz what's up with that?
 

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Superman. Chuck noris got beat up by Bruce Lee. Superman can't die. HE can use laser eye. He can freeze the guy. He can carry chuck norris up into space and make him pass out, freeze, and sufficate.

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Chuck Norris got beat by Bruce because it was his movie, but Bruce couldn't cope with the sheer awesomeness of fighting Chuck so he sadly died.
Laser eyes, pft what's that against the stare of death?
As far as suffocate him, you got it all wrong Chuck Norris Doesn't have to breath, air just fills his lungs because it wants to hide from Chucks presence.

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Eye's of death? Doesn't have to breath? That's all in a movie. Bruce lee was born fighting tought by real master. Chuck norris was probably taught by his neighborhood karate teacher.

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And if chuck wen't against the Hulk it would be brutal murder.

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You dare underestimate the Ginger God of Death?
Why be so foolish mortal to challenge him?
Chuck is actually a master of Tai Kwan Do, which he learned in Korea while he was fighting in the Korean War.
Bruce was originally a disciple of Wing Chung. They both expanded on their original style, but the idea is that if they thought they using only their original style Chuck would be at an advantage since his style emphasis kicking while Bruce's emphasis is on striking.

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Bruce lee is more of a agility dodger. Chuck couldn't lay a finger on his once Bruce lee gets on his toes. But back to super man. If chuck uses his stare into superman eyes superman would not be affected he can take a bullet to the eye. and /he could just melt chucks eyes.

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It's not about physical damage, the death stare is pure psychological attack. Read Red Son, Lex Luthor reduces the Man of Steel to a whimpering fool, with just one sentence.

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I have to vote on chuck. He killed the living room. Now its just a room.

Superman cant do that. If he tried he would destroy the whole house.

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Exactly superman would destroy a whole house not 1 room.

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But he cant kill a living room can he?

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Yah he can eye's closed no harms with only his mouth. And since when was chuck norris immortal? Even with kryptonite superman can use his will power to over come it. Just like he he though lex luther killed batman. He overcame the kryptonite and beat lex to a pulp.

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Chuck Norris has no kryptonite. He's not immortal he's been dead for ten years, the reaper is just to scared to come and get him.

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The reaper keep Superman immortal cause he knows superman would eaily break his staff and torment him. Chuchk norris has regular human ways to die. Old age, poison, shot, stabed, head off, bleed to death, etc. You can't even cut superman fully only hits work on him.

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Be serious Chuck is like Keanu, he doesn't age. Also Superman is weak to magic and Chuck plays D&D with real dragons..

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Superman doesn't age either. And magic doesn't hurt him.

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Wikipedia:
"Magic: While not so much an actual weakness, Superman's invulnerability offers no protection against magic. The explanation for this is simple; Superman's powers, extraordinary as they are, are still the result of natural phenomenon, not supernatural. As a result, spells cast on Superman affect him the same as they would anyone else. This sometimes goes so far as enchanted weapons being able to subvert his invulnerability as well. Generally, he suffers the vulnerability provided he is directly attacked with magic. But there exists a number of exceptions, such as in Justice League of America (volume 1) #49 (November 1966), where Superman faces an ogre. Superman's direct attacks have no effect on the ogre, however Superman is able to harm the ogre through the usage of a stick."

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Yep wikipedia is a great source to use.

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bruce lee vs jackie chan ??

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bruce lee > all

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I don't know give Jackie a little liquor and things get interesting...

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LOL Jackie Chan all the way.

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rocky balboa vs floyd money mayweather

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What does that have to.do with sp and.chuck norris

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Doesn't matter Sand, after we decide who'd win anyone can propose another match up.
Rocky's a heavyweight and Floyd is a welterweight. It's like putting a straw house in front of a tank, Rocky all the way.

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