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45K props, 5K posts

 
Rules are simple. Last person to post wins. I'll start.

I win! lol
 

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yeah, you and the line for the bathroom

28K props, 7K posts

 
Nah you're the one first in line for that.

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yeah, cause i'm the isht...

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Make sure you flush that down then,,,

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p i $ $ off?

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lol

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still the cutest, though

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Yes yes I am.

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interesting point of view you have there.

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Yeah as the one who is.

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you had a good run, but step aside, please.

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Well I needed a nap

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you need more sleep to be cuter then ME

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all the beauty rest in the world wont get you to my level

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You see there's your level and then there's mine.

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then you better level up, son!

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Oh but it is you who needs the level raised.

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Looks like the winner has arrived.

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indeed. good to see you, Love!

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Yep and extremely good to see ya love.

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agreed

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Definitely.

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y'all smell like cheese
queso stinkin in the breeze
like you just ate a whole can of beans
wearin them old dirty jeans
rips in the knees
honey please
im a doper rapper than all of you
you make me wanna spew
because im british
and im also half yiddish
im drippin in $wag
don't touch my bag. hag.
im dabbing so hard
all over the school yard
knocking da bois left and right
i could do this all night
some call me fat
but you should see me on dat yoga mat
Dont even try to mess with me
Coz by my side is my mum Marie
She aint average she a savage
Her and me come in a package
I may be twelve but im a player
Yo, Im an absolute woman slayer
I�ll be playing fortnight with the bois
Girls will be hitting me up when im bout to deploy
Everyone knows Im popular as hell
Must be because im such a $wagalicious rebel
I can almost speak fluent English
Im like a fire you can't extinguish
Now im not here to start a fight
Ill leave that job to the dark knight

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??? Can't see that.

44K props, 4K posts

 
can't unsee that. also, not cute.
 
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