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137K props, 10K posts

 
You walk into the new cafe in town, with its hardwood floors, orchid bedecked tables, baby grand piano and cozy seating areas with big soft couches. In the middle of it all is a large round bar where the aromas of coffee, cinnamon and chocolate emanate from.

The beautiful barista turns to you and it's none other than Dark_Oracle. Love_Child walks the floor chatting with each table. And from the kitchen you can hear the chef clamoring to come out and socialize.

"Stay in the kitchen, Shodow!" both women yell before going back to their guests.
 

18K props, 5K posts

 
Whispers to mandude*

1. Nobody come in the kitchen

2. Zeroes cant even talk to me when I am in the kitchen

3. There is the gambling room that love and oracle dont know about.

Go there. A sectret door pop up when you flush the mens toliet 5 times.

26K props, 12K posts

 
Got it magic!

*drags self to bathroom* ...How long has it been since these floors were cleaned? *drag* Ew *drag* Ew *drag* Ew... *gets to toilet and stares up at it* OK Im here. Now I just have to figure out of to reach the handle...

53K props, 6K posts

 
ROFL @ magic number 2.. hahahahaha

* screams at mandude*
wait up bro don't leave me behind

18K props, 5K posts

 
OZZY!!!! THE DARK ROOM IS THE SECRET TILE NEXT TO THE SHADOWS OF THE CAFE! GO GO!

53K props, 6K posts

 
* stands up and runs *
thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

26K props, 12K posts

 
*looks at Os* Why do I feel like I was just scammed? *drags self to os*

23K props, 279 posts

 
*walks in the door with black-as-night dark sunglasses on, completely unaware of what is going on*

*steps over to the counter and takes his usual seat across the room from the piano and tries to see through the dark glasses*

Brown-Eyes? Are you around? Love?

*Spots a large bottle of tabasco sauce in a curvy bottle*

Ahhhhh... nice to see you Brown-Eyes! Looks like you've lost some wieght....
Can I get a couple of scrambled eggs with some sausage patties and a side plate of kiwi and grapefruit? Oh, and some earl grey would be nice...

*notices that the tabasco bottle that he thinks is Oracle isn't moving*

Hmmmmmmm......

18K props, 5K posts

 
Tunsa runn!!!

26K props, 12K posts

 
Curse my hero disposition! *drags self to tunsa* RUN! QUICK GO! THEY'LL BE BUSY TRYING TO GET ME OUT OF THIS CEMENT BLOCK!

18K props, 5K posts

 
Ughhh fine. ManDude come here.

Waits outside of kitchen*

Here you go old friend

*Drop kicks Mandude out the door*

they cant get you now!

45K props, 5K posts

 
what's that noise?!!

Where are all those guys?!!

We aren't done yet!!

We need man-meat!! lol

Love, please find the other guys. I can smell them. They are pretty close.

*sees tunsa*

i'll take care of tunsa XD

26K props, 12K posts

 
*gets out of block* ...Thanks Magic.. *runs and jumps out window* FREEDOM! *moves the dumpster, digs a hole, goes in hole and moves dumpster back*

45K props, 5K posts

 
*taps tunsa at his back*

Sweety, the sun glasses is making you blind. That tobasco sauce bottle isn't me. lol

*distracts tunsa even more*

*Suddenly hears a sound coming from the back (the dumpster)*

You just stay where you are Tunsa, I'll be back!

*Checks the dumpster*

*sees something suspicious*

Something isn't right in here!

*Moves the dumpster*

*sees the hole with Mandude in it*

Gotcha!

*lifts mandude using telekenisis*

I wonder why the collars aren't working hmmm...

26K props, 12K posts

 
Because I ate it! *grabs a tree branch and pulls himself away*

45K props, 5K posts

 
*Tries to hypnotize Mandude again*

You always want the hard way!

*Mandude falls in a trance*

*Carries him inside using telekinesis*

26K props, 12K posts

 
*sitting down at table* Why am I here?! *gets up but sits down again* Whyc ant I leave this seat?! ORACLE!!!

18K props, 5K posts

 
Today's special is rice mice.

ENJOY!

53K props, 6K posts

 
this bathroom is smelly..
* gets out *
* sees tunsa*
heyyy tunsa

18K props, 5K posts

 
He cant see you.

Oracle never came at me. hahaha I am lucky!

45K props, 5K posts

 
*Starts talking with Jigsaw's voice from the saw*

I put Super glue in your seat so that you can't get away MD

*Starts playing with mandude, makes him float up and down*

You have been really really naughty!

Because of your behavior, I will give you the special makeover

*Starts laughing*

*long pause*

I can smell the other guys!

Where are they Mandude?

53K props, 6K posts

 
* punches magic so that oracle and love could see him *
hahaha
* hides *

45K props, 5K posts

 
*hears something weirs*

*Welds and Cements MD's chair and feet*

Stay right here, Sweetie. I'll be back! Don't try to get away from us again! Okay?

Good boy!

*Walks away, saw shodow on the floor*

Ooh! there you are!

It looks like you need a makeover!

I'll place you beside MD ^_^

*Had a sudden realization*

Aren't we losing customers when we are doing these stuff?

*Thinks deeply*

39K props, 6K posts

 
*gives in*

Ladies, come and get me!!

*dips self in dark chocolate that was taken out of the kitchen*

23K props, 279 posts

 
*wonders why he isn't getting his eggs, fruit, and tea*

What's all this ruckus? What's a guy gotta do to get a meal around here?

*realizes he's wearing very dark glasses and takes them off. Notices Oracle moving past him with some very intense direction*

Hey Brown-Eyes :^)

*she ignores him and keeps walking. she comes back past him in the other direction*

How are you cutie?

*she ignores him again. She intensly walks past him again. He reaches out and sweeps her off of her feet, cradles her in his arms, holds her until she stops squirming, moves his face close to hers, looks deep in those big brown eyes and sighs*

I could get lost in there....

Any chance I could get those eggs and some tea now?

*sets her down gently on the floor and helps to steady her on her now wobbly legs*

Easy there Brown-Eyes. Don't want to start moving too fast. Give the blood a minute to settle...

*helps Oracle to the counter where they sit together for a moment*

So, where's that cook guy?

18K props, 5K posts

 
*Jumps out of seat*

Runs to kitchen*

YES I GOT AWAY!
 
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