| | You walk into the new cafe in town, with its hardwood floors, orchid bedecked tables, baby grand piano and cozy seating areas with big soft couches. In the middle of it all is a large round bar where the aromas of coffee, cinnamon and chocolate emanate from.
The beautiful barista turns to you and it's none other than Dark_Oracle. Love_Child walks the floor chatting with each table. And from the kitchen you can hear the chef clamoring to come out and socialize.
"Stay in the kitchen, Shodow!" both women yell before going back to their guests. |
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| | Quick! Shodow is escaping through the kitchen vent!
Get him!!
*as the two ladies' attention draws to the kitchen, i try to untie myself* |
| | *looks at Mantis, Os and Shadow* ...Hey ladies! You missed one! I dont have any make up on! *whispers* Mantis run! |
| | * looks at mantis *
HELP PLEASE
* tries to sneak out*
mantis lets take the back door oracle and the girls are busy with shodow.. runnnnnnnnn!!!!! |
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| | *whips out zip ties and straps Os ManDude and Mantis to their chairs*
Now we can take our time on them! |
| | Can we let them wear an electric thingy collar? So whenever they plan to get away they will get electrocuted?
Is it too harsh? |
| | Ooh, excellent idea! We have collars in all types of girly colors! ^_^ |
| | These look awesome and pretty
*puts on the collars to the guys* |
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| | *pulls on ties* What are these made of?! *looks at collors* Why do i have a feeling my pride is about to be really hurt? |
| | Oracle, now's your chance to do ManDude's hair. lol.
I'm going to take hot wax to Os' face. His eyebrows are screaming for sculpting. Or is that just him screaming? Not sure, but it has to be done. ;) |
| | I'll get my pretty pink bows
And mandude needs some pink highlights
Maybe I'll make it rainbow
Yeah! |
| | Yeah, because he's a rainbow kinda guy. Hee hee!
Oops, sorry Os, I took a little too much off. I'll give you an eyebrow pencil to use. You'll need it for awhile. Heh... |
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| | *shakes head and kicks legs* Dont you dare! *knocks chair over and crawls for the door* Almost there! |
| | *duct tapes ManDude to a table*
Stop trying to escape, don't you want to be pretty? |
| | No I dont wanna be pretty Pretty is for girls! Guys are supposed to be handsome! *starts to eat duct tape* |
| | If you're going to be difficult... *pours cement over ManDude's body*
We'll make you handsome then, handsome. *winks at Oracle* |
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| | *looks at scared faces on the other guys while hot wax drips down os's face* I feel a icky feeling inside me... I feel...I feel like doing something very stupid right now that I'll probably regret later on but seems like a good thing to do at this point in time...
*looks at Love and oracle* Do what you wnat to me. Just leave them alone! |
| | OMG THAT IS HOT.... OMG WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY SEXXY FACE... NOW I CAN'T BE A SEXXY VILLAIN ILL JUST BE A UGLY GOOFY VILLAIN.. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* tries to call goat for some help *
mantis hold on tight bro ill get the powerful goat down here... * whispers* hope they don't make the goat pretty |
| | I am a survivor! No body did my make up!
Too bad they did not know I have a security system that nobody can get through but me. |
| | ^ loool!!
*shakes around to see how tight they tied the zip ties*
Luckily for me I have been in this situation more than two times before.
*tilting the chair so that it falls to the side following by some sniffing on the floor*
AAh, just as i thought. Dust on the floor. Puuurfect.
*mantis huffing... huffing.. Huff-*
AAACCcchHUUUuU!!!!!
*Ice shooting everywhere freezing the zip ties*
CRACK CRACK! The ties aint to tough when they are frozen eh? :P
*looks at Love and Oracle with a funny looking sinister smile.*
Your turn ladies.
*ice scream directed at their feet froze them to the floor.* |
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| | OMG!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*USES BURNING LOVE TO MELT THE ICE*
Tackles mantis and boogie finger on him*
hahahahah got ya mantis! |
| | * gets magic of mantis *
guys umm theres no time for fighting, we have to get out of here before they make us try on a thong with a bra. |
| | OMG!!!
*Goes in kitchen*
Sorry ozzy you cant come. |
| | *shaking around in cement block* Magic wait for me! *tips blocks onto floor and uses face to drag self to kitchen* Dont leave a brother behind! |
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| | No no no no nobody comes in my kitchen but me. NOBODY!!!!!!
*Kicks mandudes face* |
| | ...Ow? *keeps dragging* Please dont leave me out here! |
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