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Let's get some good jokes on the table... I'll start off with a bad one ;^)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. He goes over to the bar and says, "Arrrrgghhh, bartender, bring me a rum."

The bartender gets the rum and the pirate slugs it down. The pirate says, "Arrrrgghhhh, bartender, bring me another rum!"

The bartender brings another rum and says, "Excuse me, but I just can't help but notice that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants..."

The pirate says, "Arrrggggghhhhh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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