| | This bar is for true men, if you cant act like a true men then you should enter this bar.
Now walk up to the lovely bartender Elisa and order and say what you want. Please dont get any alchohol if your underage (lol) and dont get too much if you.
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Bar is now OPEN to the elite men
now lets get along and have some mature men conversations in here. |
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| | that word is inappropriate..... |
| | In kindergarten I had a friend and that was her name.
Wait inappropriate? I hope you got the right definition. |
| | It means _____ in a different language. |
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| | *steps in the door and notices Magic passed out in the corner with slobber coming from the corner of his mouth*
Hmmmm... it's no wonder I couldn't get any food in that cafe... Their cook is just a drunk dog that sleeps and slobbers all day!
*tosses a tennis ball in Magic's general direction*
Go fetch.
*takes a couple of shots with Os,*
This place is exceedingly dead... Outta here....
*pushes the swinging doors outward and heads in to the street* |
| | *Enters*
*Looks around*
LETS GET IT KICKING!!!!!!
*Turns on Jukebox to Jay-z and Linking park, 99problems.
*Calls up hootersand rents their waitresses*
Ok boys lets order up some scotch and when the girls come here, We will have some fun! XD |
| | * starts to boogie *
now thats gonna be fun |
| | Wooohooo!
*Drinks more whiskey* |
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| | any predictions on the NBA Finals? |
| | who cares about nba.. how about them yankees..
* changes the channel to mlb * |
| | I hate baseball.
*Changes channel to ESPN*
Now we get the best of both worlds. |
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| | you watch to much hannah montana |
| | What? I never seen it. EVVVVVEEEEERRRRR |
| | ROFL! Jay, who do you think should have won game heat or mavs? |
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| | Walks in gracefully*
Beats up os*
*Throws him through a glass window*
Thats for causing chaos in the cafe! |
| | * looks at magic *
hey magic you know that wasn't me that was my twin hahaha
* pick magic up and throws in a cage full of tigers * |
| | HAHAHAHAHA! Mistake!
*Looks at os*
Takes a beer bottle*
Breaks it*
Stabs os*
I have a ability to make friends with wild animals. |
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| | *Looks at fellow Villains*
If its a throw down you want, it's a throw down you'll get!
*Brings out buttman power and farts*
Smell that...... |
| | You aimed it the other way. |
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| | Reason why I did not get hit. |
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| | lolz *Uses tribal storm*
Now you guys are soaked! |
| | * brings out the warp drive *
hahaha i still win |
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