| | You are strollin' through the funky streets of Urbanville on a cold fall day when suddenly the smell of hot coffee reaches your nostrils. You are immediately intrigued and you follow your nose to find a new shop with a "help wanted" sign on the door.
As you walk in, you are blown away by the funky fresh modern look. Comfy couches and swively chairs are all over the large room. "Welcome to your new favorite coffee shop, Urbucks!" The man behind the counter said. "FB's the name. You can check out the menu and buy a warm drink for a low price, or you may use one of our new Urbintosh laptops. We are lookin' for some employees if you are interested." You can't resist the urge of buying coffee, so you move your mouse down and click the reply button on the bottom of your screen and play along :D |
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| | All dispos welcome! Please note that security cameras are in use villians |
| | Do I need to hire an advertisement guy?
Come on people! Get in here? Who DOESN'T like coffee?
Free coffee today!
Now get in here and get to sippin'. |
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| | You will be notified by urbogram once you have been selected.
It's free coffee guys! Come on, get in for the Halloween special! |
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| | I thought Urbaniacs would like a coffee shop. Guess not. Urbucks will be closing November 15th due to inactivity (unless someone were to actually post here) |
| | I thought Urbaniacs would like a coffee shop. Guess not. Urbucks will be closing November 15th due to inactivity (unless someone were to actually post here). |
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| | You haven't got a cup of coffee yet, I don't even know who you are, I could yell out the door and get workers. I'm looking for quality, and you'll have to prove to me that's what you are.
Solution: DRINK MORE COFFEE AT URBUCKS (and hangout with me)! |
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| | I'm going to start with 100 cups of coffee. |
| | Is that for here or to go? |
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| | *Walks out with brown spilled on his apron*
"Here's the first 5..."
*Walks to back and comes back out*
"There's 10..."
*repeats to 100*
"Phew!"
*Wipes brow*
"The sweet smell of coffee! Would you like to use one of our fine Urbintosh laptop computers?" |
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| | *Walks out with a fresh apron and laptop*
"Here it is. Now Urbucks has a policy that if you damage the laptop, you pay for the laptop. I'll need you to sign this..."
*hands paper and pen*
"...and your WEP key is 5432. Holla if you need anything" |
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| | "You're very welcome. Be sure and tell your friends, and come back soon." |
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| | LOL! Urbucks! However did we go this long without one? XD
I'll have a venti menti mochalotta chocolatta fe fi fo fum! |
| | *comes in * wow it cold outside one super mocha with sugar and lot and stuff you put in coffee also nonfat |
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| | *Emerges from a corner*
"A venti menti mochalotta chocolatta fe fi fo fum for the lovely lady and a nonfat super mocha with sugar for Mr. Pie."
*Hands coffee*
"Will either of you be needing laptop services today or will that be all? If you need anything else feel free to ask." |
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| | How about I advertise for your store.
Oh can I buy this laptop. |
| | "Allow me to direct you to Urbintosh.com, there you can purchase some of the exact models we use here. You can advertise for free, but you will not be paid."
"You alright over there Love?" |
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