| | My dear barbaric enemies,
If you plan to destroy the heroes of Urbanville with boredom and lack of action, I must admit your plan is succeeding. Stop it! Stop it NAOW! D:<
Where are the practical jokes? Where's the chaos? Where are the steaming piles of insult when I read over the Chronicles? WHERE'S THE KABOOM?! There is supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!
What? Dersarend becomes Deputy Mayor and suddenly everyone's just chillaxing? Poo on you, smelly people! >:P
May I take this lull in villain activity to remind you all your villainous opinions are groundless and ideas moronic. Wheeeee! :D
No matter what Chuck Norris can or cannot do, are you capable of verbal parlay-play with Hobbes? :D Of course you are. Hobbes is a hero and everyone knows all heroes are imbeciles. If you can't beat him, what does that say about you?
Not much, my villainous halfwits. Not much.
Hoping to hear from you soon! :D
Lots of love,
Hobbes |
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| | Hobbes may I show you this:Punking the inferior. You see I could waste my time talking (like you and the rest of sorry band of do nothings), or I can do what I do best beat the carp out of heroes.
As I like to say don't sing it bring it |
| | But Dersarend, singing is what I do best. I should have been a bird rather than a tiger. Plus, then I could crap on people's heads like a villain when they're motivated.
If music be the food of love, play on. Because I love where this is going. :D
As for the Rest of Sorry Band Do Nothings, I'm not sure I know that band. What type of music do they play and what relevance do they have to heroic incompetence and villainy ineptitude? |
| | Come on, villains. You can walk the walk, sure. But can you talk the talk? Who's next to be cut down by some razor-sharp wit too hot to handle?
Me, of course. Because villains are obviously more skilled in the art of illogical debate. When they try, anyway. :D |
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| | Hobbes looks like you pwned them lmao. |
| | It makes me sad to agree, Fighter. ;_;
I think you're right.
I WANT MY VILLAINS BACK, DERSAREND. WHERE'S THE ABUSE?! NOTHING FILLS THE VOID! |
| | Ok two points I must address..
First of all, barbaric.. Me not even in the slightest. When you feel my wrath, taste the defeat, you will be begging for the cookies those weak minded dark side fools have offered you.
Secondly, pwned is sooooo what 3 years ago? Keep up with the times zero.
As in this thread trying to make heroes look witty and intelligent: FAIL |
| | You see Hobbes we have it all covered. Those that will make you look the fool verbally, and myself that can destroy you in battle you have nothing. Just weak words, weak bodies and weak minds |
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| | I am a fool. Haven't you been paying attention? I say that in almost every other thread, silly villains. Reading comprehension is key. Except for me. See? I can rhyme too! :D
And one evil chick's opinion is substantive evidence that you "have it all covered"? Come on, Dersarend. It doesn't take a driveling idiot like myself to see you can barely keep a lid on things. You get enough of us heroes blundering around together we'd probably beat you black and blue with the spastic flailing of our various body parts. You'd have to stand still, though. We aren't so good with moving targets.
And Goddess, pwned is like, totally making a comeback, girlfriend. You need to get with the times. That black dress? Soooo last season. Blood red's where it's at now. |
| | thats sad that it takes a group of zeros to beat up on one guy |
| | A trick we picked up from the villains. :D |
| | thats more of a vigi tactic numbers account for everything is their strategy |
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| | We can rant about vigilantes later.
Right now let's argue over who's the biggest hypocrite. I vote Simon. :D |
| | now where is this coming from and which Simon are you talking about |
| | Well Bigdan, everything I'm saying is pure fact. Straight from my gut. That's how I know Simon the Flingo is a hypocrite while villains are hippopotamus. :D |
| | yeah and if you do ur research hippos take out more people a yr than crocdilles so if u want to classify us as hippos I dont know about anyone else but id take that honor |
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| | Pft. Bigdan, you're not a villain. You're a vigilante. You win the Urbowars for the vigilantes. When you go home at night you're a vigilante. When you battle heroes, you're a vigilante. And as you speaketh to me now, you are a vigilante.
And yesterday, I saw this REALLY big fish. I just thought I'd mention that. It was like, THIS MANY FEET LONG! |
| | LAST SEASON!!!!
*kicks Hobbes on his furry striped bum*
Ok now that we are done with that insult...
You seem to have a very poor outlook on your "blundering" heroes.
While it is true that only the slavering Neo seems to show any true promise of a wickedly sharp tounge, this little attempt at gaining some attention for yourself is quite embarrassing for us all.
Those who deserve attention don't have to stand out on the street corner and beg for it like you are doing....
Ask where your own actions are? What are the zeroes doing, nothing as usual.
Run along and wipe up the drool in the HA or whatever you all have renamed it to this week.
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| | you think that I may have vigi down as my dispo right now but wait 3 days and see what it says then and obviously you havent read my lair page |
| | Bigdan, didn't you read my post? Reading comprehension is key. Except for me. I don't read junk. My gut tells me what it says. And it's telling me no matter what you're GOING to be, it's not what you CURRENTLY are.
And Goddess. Girl, ain't nothin' gonna replace the fact you need a whole new wardrobe. At least you got Bigdan to catch the bill. ;P
And my outlook on my fellow heroes is that they're all spiffertasticpants. With lots of syrup.
But you're right. I shouldn't be begging for attention. Where are you guys, villains? You know, I once posted in the Villains' Forum for an entire week and no one tried to stop me. Come on! Let's see a little resistance. I know you guys can do it if you really try. |
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| | Perhaps if there was a problem worth getting our attention. So far, nothing seems to be of note, just a few gnats buzzing.
Be careful talking about my threads, you may end up at the groomers with poodle puffs for a tail ;) |
| | reading junk huh guess thats why I didnt understood what u meant about a flying squirrel |
| | You didn't understand a flying squirrel because of some mean junk?
My thread > Your threads
Moo! :P |
| | You bovine boob, threads = clothes....
Ugh Amateurs!!! |
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| | we are much more everything than the villains and we will not fall for your stupid attempts to trick us we will tell not of where we plan and scheme our purpose is 2 and 2 only destroy heros and vigi but with you as a hero that shouldnt be a problem now should it:l |
| | You narcotic Nocturne!
Let me see if I understand your standpoint:
Clothes = Threads
Threads = Subtopics
Therefore, you are concluding that we wear subtopics.
I'm not sure I can argue that. I think it's a pretty accurate assumption, Goddess. :D |
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