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| | Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents for every song he listens to.
The boogieman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
AND, my personal fav,
GOD MADE CHUCK NORRIS
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| | i don't get y it's funny god made chuck norris? |
| | leading hand sanitizes claim to kill 99.99% of germs chuck norris kill 100% of whatever the f*#k he wants
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| | leading hand sanitizes claim to kill 99.99% of germs chuck norris kill 100% of whatever the f*#k he wants
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| | You own nothing; you merely rent everything from Chuck Norris, for the period of your lifetime.
Most boots are made for walkin'. Chuck Norris' boots ain't that merciful.
Chuck Norris is Anakin Skywalker's Father. That is why the force was so strong with him. Also When Luke removed Darth Vader's Helmet Chuck Roundhouse Kicked Vader to kill Anakin.
Chuck Norris won the World Go Championships. He said "Go!" and all the other competitors quickly ran away.
All the Major Mobs Pay Chuck Norris Protection money.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego. |
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