| | This wasn't a first and it wont be the last a two line rap battle to shatter some glass
2 lines only diss away suckas who wants a shot at the champ!?!? |
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| | slap ya with my dagger all up in your face
meet me in the battles cause this aint the place |
| | You wanna fight me 'cause you're lyrically done,
don't make me pistol whip with your own little gun. |
| | it might look little, it hurts a whole bunch
it's 45 caliber and packs a big punch |
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| | you're capt. undies, just a little fish
battlin a shark cause ya gotta death wish |
| | Do yourself a favor, learn to spell Captain,
because this Captain will leave your jaw flappin' |
| | dissing my grammer, now you sealed your fate
call me daddy, i'm the one your mom dates
so evreybody knows C.U rocks and is my homey but hey let's have fun anyway -gkap |
| | My Momma doesn't date, She's kinda dead.
So take you weak rhymes and put them to bed. |
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| | and G, 2 posts with two lines each still makes 4 lines, k? |
| | your moms dead and thats bad news
but this is rap y are you singing the blues |
| | ummm DUH captain undies i'll post as man 2 line disses as i want, k? |
| | Your weak rhymes are making me sleepy,
trying to date me mom? Now that is just creepy. |
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| | you got no skills when it comes to rap
so no one will mind if you take a nap |
| | you have no skill you have
no rhyme it fills me up when
your just lying. |
| | Dude, don't cut in where you've got no place,
Cause Me and G Kap will me up your face |
| | captain's write, be careful reaper,
you'll find yourself in a choke hold sleaper |
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| | Choke hold sleeper,Kap? Please,are you blind?
Can't get your wrestling moves right... Tsk,tsk,you out of your mind! |
| | Kap must be afraid to reply to little ol' me,
so be makin' with the challenge boys,what'll it be? |
| | Little girls should stick to doll and toys,
leave to battle and the disses to the big boys. |
| | Little girl? This comin' from a man flaunting his BVD's?
Get them skivvies of your head,nut,dissin' you's a breeze. |
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| | aww, I'm sorry did that push your button?
Hate on my boxers, but you ain't got nothin'. |
| | Hate on those boxers? They don't phase me!
Your disses sink fast! Back to the the drawing board,maybe it's time for plan B. |
| | you keep talkin no one's gonna listen
so get back to the sink and wash my dishes |
| | while your at it i got something else for you
here's my laundry, you can do that too |
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| | Last time I checked,this ain't the fifties
& I ain't your housewife,so back off kiddies. |
| | your awful rhymes are starting to bug me
you're not a housewife cause you're way too ugly |
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