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12K props, 2K posts

 
This wasn't a first and it wont be the last a two line rap battle to shatter some glass

2 lines only diss away suckas who wants a shot at the champ!?!?
 

14K props, 723 posts

 
Your abilities are big and slow like a Klingon
Because they lack substance, style, and brawn

12K props, 2K posts

 
It's obvious that your a star trek nut
I bet you like captain kirk to put it in your....

14K props, 723 posts

 
The weaker man resorts to tricks and smut
But your retort is as flabby as your gut

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Callin me flabby? I expected from someone of your sort
But your nothing more than a venereal wart

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A cheap shot spaz, but I guess thats inbreeding
Talkin bout warts, is your groin still bleeding?

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Cheap shots come second nature when your battlin tards
This is freestyle poker DM and I'm holdin all the cards

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You think this is a game, you compare it to poker?
Step on to the stage, you wannabe choker.

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Step on the stage? I burnt that thing down last week
Shhh be quiet I'm battlin you in my sleep

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It's the only place you could compete with me
I'm your worst nightmare Spaz, call me Freddy.

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(lol! nice freakin rebuttle!!!!)

Everyone say hello to Dudeman the rap games biggest faker
Thought he could hang until I gave him the verbal back breaker

33K props, 6K posts

 
Get in the ring with me, you must be plain dumb!
I'll sleeperhold your dumb arse til you were uncomfortably numb.

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This battle is much harder then some simple submission
I'll backhand you so hard you'll wish you were fishin

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It really is that simple, you just aint that good
Now quit runnin your mouth, like a good girl should.

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Dang dudeman why you gotta pull the card of gender
Make it simple on yourself wave a white flag of surrender

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Surrendering is one thing that I'll never do
Going out like a sucker's best left up to you.

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I know I've been away, and that much is true
But it's good to see that the quality's still new

2K props, 114 posts

 
So I guess I have to pony up and represent...so here goes. I'll work it from the bottom up.

Dudeman, It's best to let that whole 'Sucker' thing drop,
Cuz don't you have a tattoo saying Tootsie Roll Pop?

Spaz, Your 'Hard Playa' white flag rhymes even scared away Fido,
Wait, who am I callin' hard? You lip sync to Dido!

So Poindexter can rap, through that taped glasses stare,
But man, "P-Diddy", what's up with that hair?


The name is Fro, and that you can be sure,
Because I'm the only thing that will save you, with a Bad Rap Cure.

33K props, 6K posts

 
(wb fro, been a while)

For an afro sportin geeza, your styles appalling
You remind of Vanilla Ice, perhaps try B-Balling

146K props, 22K posts

 
Your rhymes are weak, mine are Kamikazes
I'm an awesome Chica, you're just a dumb Aussie

228 props, 225 posts

 
IM SORRY BT U THINK U ON TOP
AND UR JUST A LOBBY ME I GO THIS ON LOCK

(LMAO AND SUM HOW IM UNDER U BUT STILL)

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(Guess I'll have to teach AC how to say Aussie properly)

Purely pathetic, perhaps prose aint ya forte
Leave rhymers to rhyming, and be on your way

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only came to keep the forum attractive
and diss on these fools to see their reactions

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precision accuracy with a baseball bat
now act like a rug and lay out flat

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freestyle battling it's supposed to be fun
like neo from the matrix you can call me the one

228 props, 225 posts

 
im so sik u may think i need help but ur girl gave me brain
if u kant rhyme keep it 2 urself yo ur rhymes are mad lame

(wat da hell iz up wit dude man hiz aint even a rhyme he iz so wak!!)
 
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