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33 props, 9 posts

 
I'm a Loony Toon thats worse than Bugs Bunny/
you could catch me buzzed like a bee around ya honey/
people who tried to mess wit me are straight up dummys/
and these rappers aint comedians but they wack drops are funny/
and ayo I'll never crank a Supaman cos I never bought a comic/
everytime I get sick with my raps I'll make you vomit/
I'm a lyricist|| watch out cos all the queers get hit/
them dudes doin' stunts on that Fear Factor show is fearin' this/
so get Sonic and nuckle up|| I love girls wit bubble buts/
I aint R.Kelly but the kid gotta double up/

peace...
 

73 props, 38 posts

 
U got serious raps skills
I'm not gonna lie
But when I comes to the best
Ur out
I'm an 12 year old girl
That's got serious rhymes
Im that type yay
They call me a girly girl
But whach out I'm on the boys football team
U got salvia stuck in ur mouth
Plz don't slouch
I got it gonna on
I'm pretty and all
Good thing I can defend my self
I don't need no brother
I got the boys on my heels
There like seals
Doin there tricks
Wanna c some pics
Wait I don't thing ur good enough
So don't bother
Just shut up
I wouldn't wanna get u stuck in a rut

0 props, 1 posts

 
you losers think u can rap, but really, i used ur raps to wipe after my last crap. Your rhymes are a disgrace to the whole human race, if this was race you would be in last place, and oh yeah, you wouldnt know a good rhyme, if it slapped u in the face. I think its funny, how yall think u got game, when really what you got is straight up lame. if i were you, i would be ashamed to tell anyone my first name. You say altergut runs this thing? well i just raped his alterguts so remember my name.

73 props, 38 posts

 
Your raps are pretty lame and u think u got game, ur the same as the rest just don't know how to quit. I'll sit u down and let u get a wif of a real rap champ who has nothin to lose I just got more to gain. Let it rain u know ur going insane whatching me rap makes people wanna clap whatchin u rap makes them wanna take a crap, we have all tried it before some got talent and some don't like " rap so sick" u got nothin my name is Charlie I ain't afraid to show it cuz I know that I'm good, stop complainin and I want a real rap game.

11 props, 2 posts

 
Got More Swag Then a hasbeen
got more hoes then alladin
put it up post it
cause u know im on dat dope sh*t
hear my rap they obey
they hear yours let it play
it aint about wat u gotta say
cause if i die today
my raps never go away

11 props, 2 posts

 
Got More Swag Then a hasbeen
got more hoes then alladin
put it up post it
cause u know im on dat dope sh*t
hear my rap they obey
they hear yours let it play
it aint about wat u gotta say
cause if i die today
my raps never go away

7 props, 1 posts

 
u say that u are girls
with ur throw down greasy curls
then if thats true
then prove it boo
and show us what girls do
talk about ur feelings
tell ur boyfriend that he cute
and if that boy dont treat u rite
then give that boy the boot !!!

4 props, 1 posts

 
All of Yall Shut Up And Stop Wasting Our Time Yall Cant Rap, Yall Cant Even Rhyme. Yall Stuff Is Wac, Yall Just White Boys That Think Their Black. While Yall Trying To Be Cool, Yall Be Lookin Like A Fool.


The Uknowed

28 props, 13 posts

 
Swag on me
Like im on my girl
Bout to use protection
Before i fck the world
Retire me like a legend
Im never forgotten
Imma walk right in
No knock-knockin
Imma fckin knock you over
Like im the bulldozer
A wet t-shirt party
Imma fckin hose her
Imma fck your girl up
Just cause i can take her
Im no number 8 laker
No number 8 raper
They blow that sht hard
Call that sht the fan
Im the fckin kicker
And you the fckin can
I do this cause i can
Sea? No thats the land
Cook my raps in a pan
You not a fckin man
Call out people
they dont see it coming
there may be ni**as in paris
but im still in london
ball off the wall
im still rockin
new bball shoes
im reebokin
roll like a real g
im the sht
im the fckin boss
cause im legit
the sky be so blue
so do the crips
get with my girl all the time
get on her lips
close the closet door
ive never been in there
rap like a legend
this sht is so rare
i turn my girl on
feel like a tv
Im mighty ducks d-6
You just d-3

4 props, 1 posts

 
theese raps are rubbish you gotta hook the reader

28 props, 13 posts

 
you stole the first two lines from bob
thats ok but this is my pov
im watching you lay out some pretty terrible raps
and imma be eminem because i wont collapse
dont need a beat i can just do it on the street to
while im better than all the people you ever tweet to
raps so good you wont need a receipt to
get it back while my hits go three two
one the weight on my shoulders gotta be a ton
im always makin a nice pun
and ive already won
so im done

7 props, 3 posts

 
You Look So Fine You Look So Hot , Give Me That Shot ,
I'll Show You That I Got What It Takes , Bulid Your Frame Won't Let It Break,
Be Your Hero Without That Cape , By Your side Is Where I'll Stay .. It Won't Be Good But It Will Be Great
Show You That Love Is Better Then Hate .. I Spit Up Like Im Lost In Space .. Jump In My Rocket I'll Meet You Half Way Im Coming Girl It'll Be Ok Nd& I'll Be Fighting Marshians If They Standing In My way

4 props, 4 posts

 
Hell on Earthh and noone is relieved off this coursee im spitinq venom on this mc tell the mike qets statiky im usinq myy middle finqerss whenn ii switchh myy lans qoot dimonds in my chain in myy qame wee all ckame for that fame we drop hoes ride on swanqas mind on myy papah neva been a hata yuhh ckann ckkall mehh J murdda

22 props, 6 posts

 
wuz up yall my name is big G
i ant big headed if ya know what i mean
i got a big a** man and you anit gonna get it
If you try to get close ima chop of ur d***
ya ya
man i anit even playin!
first parents now you try control wat i be sayin
um no
now listin up hear
you wanna roll wit us u open up them ears
i aint got time to play round and i no you be strick
so loosin up now or youll wind up in a ditch

got it b****?

6 props, 3 posts

 
you all suck

6 props, 3 posts

 
i dont need to make long raps cuz im just a best you cant f with me

0 props, 2 posts

 
you better pack to the back
cuz i aint afraid to smack
and skillz is what you lack

got you all mad
now to get you sad
cuz my skillz are rad
cuz yall raps are sad
(not really)

0 props, 2 posts

 
you better pack to the back
cuz i aint afraid to smack
and skills is what you lack
(pause)
now i got you mad
now to get you sad
my skills are rad
your raps are whack
i said pack to the back

134 props, 44 posts

 
Hey dano da mano and superhero13 vs me hey im likely to lose but i wanna see watcha got

134 props, 44 posts

 
Hey dano da mano and superhero13 vs me hey im likely to lose but i wanna see watcha got

134 props, 44 posts

 
Hey dano da mano and superhero13 vs me hey im likely to lose but i wanna see watcha got

7K props, 349 posts

 
Na how about an all out battle we have rounds get 10 people to join 1st and 2nd will get prizes send me a message if you down.

4 props, 5 posts

 
You guys flame as hell
I'll run the bell
Take the heat
All tryna treat
Hit the street

I'm talkin gravel road
Where you can take another man
And blow another load
look like a toad
Get sewed
Like the seam of a baseball
You feel the mode

I'll throw you on a stove top
Cream of the crop
You the bottom of the can
Moldy brand
You'll Marry a Chick
Named Fran
Looks like a man
She looks like a pizza pan

Cranberry jam
You'll be the cream to butter my toast
Feel the roast
Im higher than most
Too
Much to
Boast
Take urself to the coast
And screw a post

Like a lyrical disease
That come from Asian trees
please
You're just a leaf
In the breeze

4 props, 5 posts

 
You guys flame as hell
I'll run the bell
Take the heat
All tryna treat
Hit the street

I'm talkin gravel road
Where you can take another man
And blow another load
look like a toad
Get sewed
Like the seam of a baseball
You feel the mode

I'll throw you on a stove top
Cream of the crop
You the bottom of the can
Moldy brand
You'll Marry a Chick
Named Fran
Looks like a man
She looks like a pizza pan

Cranberry jam
You'll be the cream to butter my toast
Feel the roast
Im higher than most
Too
Much to
Boast
Take urself to the coast
And screw a post

Like a lyrical disease
That come from Asian trees
please
You're just a leaf
In the breeze

4 props, 5 posts

 
You guys flame as hell
I'll run the bell
Take the heat
All tryna treat
Hit the street

I'm talkin gravel road
Where you can take another man
And blow another load
look like a toad
Get sewed
Like the seam of a baseball
You feel the mode

I'll throw you on a stove top
Cream of the crop
You the bottom of the can
Moldy brand
You'll Marry a Chick
Named Fran
Looks like a man
She looks like a pizza pan

Cranberry jam
You'll be the cream to butter my toast
Feel the roast
Im higher than most
Too
Much to
Boast
Take urself to the coast
And screw a post

Like a lyrical disease
That come from Asian trees
please
You're just a leaf
In the breeze

7K props, 349 posts

 
Alright looks like there is a new man on the street
but looks like he dont know the man running this beat
so let me rise this flame with my lyrical heat
my name is no importance to the man i am facing
if the rap game was running i dont even need racing
cuz i can beat any sucker without even pacing
got it so easy like them shoes i am lacing
just one thing just try not to be offended
especially if i cought you off guard consider yourself rear-ended
if your winning then dont even consider
cuz i make them girls follow me like as if i was twitter
just know that if she messages me ima get with her
ha
 
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