Forums: Freestyle: a short rap

I'm a Loony Toon thats worse than Bugs Bunny/
you could catch me buzzed like a bee around ya honey/
people who tried to mess wit me are straight up dummys/
and these rappers aint comedians but they wack drops are funny/
and ayo I'll never crank a Supaman cos I never bought a comic/
everytime I get sick with my raps I'll make you vomit/
I'm a lyricist|| watch out cos all the queers get hit/
them dudes doin' stunts on that Fear Factor show is fearin' this/
so get Sonic and nuckle up|| I love girls wit bubble buts/
I aint R.Kelly but the kid gotta double up/

peace...

You got all these social media accounts ni**a
Behind computers, all you do is run your mouth ni**a
Don't make me pull up with some shooters at your house ni**a
Like what's all that sh*t you talking bout ni**a!
He tried to turn up, got my burner, block like Bobby Shmurda
If I don't got it, pockets hurting, I'm a rob a person
If he don't go my heat gon blow, they gotta doc and nurse him
Or box and hearse him, I don't box, I pop my Glock and murk em
And ***** I'm headed to your city
Just me and Big Bro, Citi
Got 30 hanging out the semi
Off this mothaf****, shoot him in the fizzace
And ni**as said they tryna get me
But b*tch I'm always in the hood like I'm Kenny
Man free my Uncle out the you know, every verse for you
If rap don't work and work don't move it's back to murking dudes
I **** your b*tch, she suck my d*ck don't take it personal
I **** my Glock and drop his top like a convertible
Can't **** with ni**as, lot of *****s fu
Shout out to ESP, them my dudes
He think he 2pac kingzoe out

There is nothing that any of you should fear
but im letting all you know that the king is here
now its time to put your skills in gear
ill be know in the history books as the slayer
and if you ask your girl she'll call me a player
i took over your town the first position was the mayor
now im raping at all my haters don’t be a Raider
or ill shoot you down because you are some turds
now dont think you can beat me unless you got an army of herds
Your raps are all so plain
Girls are all the same?
Nah ur just too vain
That's right I bring the pain
Leave you standing in the rain
I'm sorry what's your name?

What is this all about?
Boy you guys need to out
My rhymes so savage it can lead you to the south
I'm good at rapping, that's the one thing I don't need to shout

u wanna rap me? ow better bow down cuz i got the crown better run back to town

Okay yall did nice but nobody gonna destroy me cuz im as strong as ice, go ahead melt me but later I'll be selling yall to the elderly. Go back to school tomorrow cuz I got your mom to borrow ;).

Okay yall did nice but nobody gonna destroy me cuz im as strong as ice, go ahead melt me but later I'll be selling yall to the elderly. Go back to school tomorrow cuz I got your mom to borrow ;).

Let me show u a lyrical fight so you better turn on the light if you don't ima' give you a fright at night.
Grab ur kite and go outside.
I'm not saying don't write raps, all i'm saying is don't write any craps it's so simple to see cuz you make rlly bad traps. Maybe you should use a map

Btw I'm 11...Is it good for my age?

All my bars aren't made of flows
That's why you got a broken nose.
That is why you can't even smell a rose.
Take you're hood out man.
Have you ever heard a rap called "Stan" By Em.
This rap might not be the best or anything.
But im just gonna ask you, why do you get mean for everything?

Your so bad that you don't even peek out the window when your driving.
Yo, get real you're hand shake when your writing.
But at least your trying.
But you're girlfriend told me yesterday that she heard you crying.
Is that true? I hope so cuz it gave me a clue.

gopupraneeth you copied that from 8 mile movie xd

I'm not a type of rapper what you may think.
I'm a type of rapper that makes everyone sink.
Please don't cry and drop a tear,
I'm not done yet,
I might give a surprising fear.
I'm 'bout to end up you're whole career.
I got a shiny crown made of gold
That's what happens when you don't do what you were told.

Mask is down, thank Obama
Sending boosters to his mama.
Flashdrive corrupted, chip got fried
So put it in some dip cuz its a long ride.
This the propoganda casserole,
Hendricus Loos patent mind control
Big Pharma just paid the FDA
To claim a trial is safe today
They falsely enacted EUA
Definitions and laws change like DNA.
Synthetically substituting the golden archway
Like an array; of AI assays
The invisible man, will tell you the way,
But we're no longer human just "software of the day"

That's the payoff
Mom be layed off
Dads be pissed off
That's the payoff
Turn your head and cough
Oh that's covid get the shot
Blood may clot, afterthought.
Dr Fauci, corporate thot
That's the payoff

Limitless, let's not dismiss
The power of paper and of pens.
Standard Letter, 9 by 11
When I write I'm blessed by heaven.
May God be with those from '01
They sacrificed for proxy wars.
Mainstream news over virology,
Creating artifacts with etymology;
"Courageous", "Confident", "Conceited"
They all hold more energy than needed.
Same meaning different connotation,
Fake pandem1c spread across the nation.
When you learn the language get back your freedom
Uncover a power that's truly needed.
It's burrowed within your heart and head,
Unleash it now or forever be dead.
The Holy Flame that burn within,
Forged from the furnace of affliction.
Know thy Bible for a softer landing,
To be one with spritual understanding.
Remembering from whenst we came,
Pheonix rise from the dinner table,
Like a God when Cain killed Abel.
When given up and _Nod_ your head,
With propoganda.. all that's being said.

They play with words and change definitions
While we're stuck inside a digital prison.
You can speak out loud and get censored,
Or steer clear of the propaganda blender.
Inaction enables larger offenders,
If your scared to stand then just surrender.
Family, friends, and proud positions
Sacrificed for words from a politician
Who's never had your interest in mind
As history would clearly define.
You're living blind, in denial
Hellen Keller paddling the Nile River.
Swimming up stream like a little squirt,
Compliance with evil make society hurt.
But we here, together, humankind
And together is where we truly shine
Positivity is a vibe, it cannot hide.

Ya'll just a kid who sucks
You all stink just like my classmate's socks
You guys don't even have any lucks
I'm so strong just like a fox
Ya'll look like an ugly duck
Imma hit you with my truck
Ohhh! Are you stuck?
A great rapping skills that's what you lack!

I'm an imminent mute, it's me against him and then you, you noobs speak, but squeak like a bunch of kinder kin coops.
So don't beef, there's no need, just show peace,
If I rhymed like you, I would rhyme and shoot something stupid like " home cheese "
So don't think weed can make you, to more think
Or be more mean, unless you mix Vixen and Morphine
I can tell you it's all B.S,
I just helped to wall weed stress
Now take it all, and sell it to all who needs it
Crush it then breathe it
The rush is to be rich
And You're nothing, If you're not making money
So beat it

I heard u wanna fight bring it on then u don't wanna play wit me cause you'll get popped and u be flexin on ur gram but u ain't all dat hunnid bands in my lap cause I won all them excuse me who is she she look new to me bout to introduce myself and show her who da queen red bottoms on my feet body in Louis V. iced out pinky ring tell me who u see choker chain on my neck cause I love jewelry i'm like Maleficent wit da horns and da wings

Admit it Mister mister
Your rhyming is nothing compared with your sister
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
I may be a jerk but imma let you finish
sippin' my tea cause I feel so British

Okay here I go, crashing all the brains and establishing the name as you go.
Look at you go, you got no rhyme since the last you overdosed, now I spit Flow.
You bozo, you admitting you can talk this slow,.
Heck No! now you go ballistic you can hit the "Woah".
Let the king talk as I leap show,
Now you're looking at the true villain's face.
I'm a cannibal, just in case you wanna save the place.
The faith of my power is ignited.
Bashing to other dimension while the world get united.
Yeah I'm telling facts now see me getting lighted.
What are you scared for this is my park.
My mind is lighting even if I am in the dark.
Let me talk, check the facts and pay attention.
Little Floopy, that's what you need to mention.

this dude is shorter than kevin hart, im glad you at least
brush your teeth, thats the biggest part

your dad didn't even come to see you rap,
when you told him why he didnt come, he was
like "uhh, about that"

your friends dont appreciate you, i heard them say
you even smell like number one and number two, don't go
crying, learn to cope, and especially dont get your hopes up

make sure you wash your hands, i dont want even want
to see those nasty fingers, man

your dad disappeared without a trace, you went and
told him, "man, this aint some race" so then he told you
"alr yeah, ill go back and make sure you get a slap in the face"

dont be talking about girls, the only thing you should be
talking about is how your dad left you all alone

everybody knows that your stupid, you thought you could fall in
love because you saw a fake cupid

you look like your in doom
now you have to go to the woods
try cut me down
and ill knock you down
your face looks like a frown
now i take yo crown

Stolen XD.

Dude, you thought you could beat me?
Hahaha! I was better than you straight from the beginning, see??
Spitting like a fanatic with an automatic flow
?But just a little more dramatic, don't you know?
?Isn't this fantastic, kinda funny indeed?
You claim you're ill with it, but asymptomatic you bleed?
Such a shock I know, I'm electrostatic and true?
Your lines are erratic, no sense, just psychosomatic clues?
Stop with the writing, become rheumatic?
You'll never be gigantic, your lines are just aromatic?
It's pragmatic, from diplomatic to drastic
?One more line, and I'll make you feel like a monastic?
If you don't know what I'm saying, I'll dumb it down?
But I won't stop dropping bombs that shake the ground
?Big enough to blow up Syria, my lines shine bright
?Flow so good, it's Shakespearean, it's out of sight?
I might conquer you like it’s next-door neighbor Phrygia?
But you don't give me hysteria, you're too hilarious!
You thought you could beat me, bud, that's a joke?!

The only one who can defeat me ain't been born, nope?
Hold up, I need a rest, being the best is a test?
Dealing with rappers who think they can contest?
But it doesn't matter 'cause I'ma ace it
Teach you the law of displacement, you're misplaced, kid?
Don't belong here, go back to your mother's basement?
Your brain must be vacant, you're 'bout to go splat on the pavement!

you need to teach me how to be good at rap battles dano da mano, people always roast me for being bad at rap battles, pls teach me your ways