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33 props, 9 posts

 
I'm a Loony Toon thats worse than Bugs Bunny/
you could catch me buzzed like a bee around ya honey/
people who tried to mess wit me are straight up dummys/
and these rappers aint comedians but they wack drops are funny/
and ayo I'll never crank a Supaman cos I never bought a comic/
everytime I get sick with my raps I'll make you vomit/
I'm a lyricist|| watch out cos all the queers get hit/
them dudes doin' stunts on that Fear Factor show is fearin' this/
so get Sonic and nuckle up|| I love girls wit bubble buts/
I aint R.Kelly but the kid gotta double up/

peace...
 

0 props, 7 posts

 
y'all smell like cheese
queso stinkin in the breeze
like you just ate a whole can of beans
wearin them old dirty jeans
rips in the knees
honey please
im a doper rapper than all of you
you make me wanna spew
because im british
and im also half yiddish
im drippin in $wag
don't touch my bag. hag.
im dabbing so hard
all over the school yard
knocking da bois left and right
i could do this all night
some call me fat
but you should see me on dat yoga mat
Dont even try to mess with me
Coz by my side is my mum Marie
She aint average she a savage
Her and me come in a package
I may be twelve but im a player
Yo, Im an absolute woman slayer
I’ll be playing fortnight with the bois
Girls will be hitting me up when im bout to deploy
Everyone knows Im popular as hell
Must be because im such a $wagalicious rebel
I can almost speak fluent English
Im like a fire you can't extinguish
Now im not here to start a fight
Ill leave that job to the dark knight

0 props, 7 posts

 
y'all smell like cheese
queso stinkin in the breeze
like you just ate a whole can of beans
wearin them old dirty jeans
rips in the knees
honey please
im a doper rapper than all of you
you make me wanna spew
because im british
and im also half yiddish
im drippin in $wag
don't touch my bag. hag.
im dabbing so hard
all over the school yard
knocking da bois left and right
i could do this all night
some call me fat
but you should see me on dat yoga mat
Dont even try to mess with me
Coz by my side is my mum Marie
She aint average she a savage
Her and me come in a package
I may be twelve but im a player
Yo, Im an absolute woman slayer
I’ll be playing fortnight with the bois
Girls will be hitting me up when im bout to deploy
Everyone knows Im popular as hell
Must be because im such a $wagalicious rebel
I can almost speak fluent English
Im like a fire you cant extinguish
Now im not here to start a fight
Ill leave that job to the dark knight

0 props, 3 posts

 
altergut ill show wut it takes to be a king of rap

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i will show u who the king of rap is

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u know it was too long nevermind u got me U GOT ME

0 props, 1 posts

 
All Y'all think you bad
But all it is is that your mad
everyone dissin you turnin you to ash
hold up let me just take out the trash
ya'll remind me of the cookie monster
livin in that dumpster
whats that sh*t on yo face
boy please try to keep up i know u aint my pace

0 props, 6 posts

 
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0 props, 6 posts

 
I rap you nap why cant you run a lap

i think you deserve a slap
for you cant diss
respect me for you see
i got the key to win you got the key to lose

18 props, 31 posts

 
closin on most of you ,
what am i spose to do, talk smack and start roastin you,
the clouds opened up the rap gods have chosen you,
yeah right i bet your toilet paper is golden too,
im jokin foo,
all i know is you aint special dude,
i wrecks your krew ,
DM your girl and text you too,
i thought you knew ,
ive ben leavin her insides black and blue,
good thing yous got health insecures
next to you is,
in the loby is a picture of me breaking two,
emcees in half,
lets see who last, longer trash are you,
if not i must have you ,
under my belt conquered over,
alcoholics come at me ill knock you sober

0 props, 1 posts

 
Loony who i aint bullying but boo hoo
i can rap for real thats the defanition of true
i can raost you in a million ways but all do it in a paragraph
you think you can rhyme don't make me laugh
im a genius your IQ is bellow the graph.

0 props, 1 posts

 
I can see the fear in your eyes
What!? forgot ya lines?
You fail with all your tries,
it don't outmatch my rhymes

Fool! I'm rap king
Ya shouldn't rap fool, ya should sing!
Ya an't got nuthin, check out my bling!

Look at him, thinking his bad, its sad,
in fact, its pathetic
I'll diss ya so bad ya'll need a medic
My raps are epic!

My raps are legendary!
Ya got a ballerina, I got the military
Boy, your unnecessary
Quick someone pass him a dictionary
coz this fool outa raps to say
I guess his done for the day!

Ya couldn't rap if ya tried
Ya a loser that died
Ya died in a rap battle against Automatic
Ya being over dramatic
don't cry, just die
I want ya dead anyway

Ya go against me, good luck, ya'll need it!
Listen to my rap, say ya think ya can beat it?
No way, ya nuthin but a fool
Nuthin but a wanna-be cool

I'm done, boy
I'm done with you!

0 props, 1 posts

 
Im the rapper
with the real good swagger

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I can see the fear in your eyes
What!? forgot ya lines?
You fail with all your tries,
it don't outmatch my rhymes

Fool! I'm rap king
Ya shouldn't rap fool, ya should sing!
Ya an't got nuthin, check out my bling!

Look at him, thinking his bad, its sad,
in fact, its pathetic
I'll diss ya so bad ya'll need a medic
My raps are epic!

My raps are legendary!
Ya got a ballerina, I got the military
Boy, your unnecessary
Quick someone pass him a dictionary
coz this fool outa raps to say
I guess his done for the day!

Ya couldn't rap if ya tried
Ya a loser that died
Ya died in a rap battle against Automatic
Ya being over dramatic
don't cry, just die
I want ya dead anyway

Ya go against me, good luck, ya'll need it!
Listen to my rap, say ya think ya can beat it?
No way, ya nuthin but a fool
Nuthin but a wanna-be cool

I'm done, boy
I'm done with you!

3 props, 6 posts

 
All your chumps rhymes are common
All your stats have fallen,
But mine are rising like Mike Be-Gonnen.

3 props, 6 posts

 
Yes I'm female but that doesn't make a difference.
I'm holding my defence
None of y'all be bothered to reply , might aswell be talking to a fence.
All my rhymes and lines are original , I don't steal.
999 you've got to diel.
My raps are so good y'all be running for miles
I'll leave you in a messy dis-corded pile.

3 props, 6 posts

 
Man those lines aren't yours.
Why have you got to steal I'll send you down to the floors
Grow something original , do your chores.
You so lazy to make up your own , Your trying to use the calculators!
How dumb can you get , after all that has been done and said.

3 props, 6 posts

 
That copied rap wasn't even good , where'd you get it from troom troom?
Now be a good water-boy and go get your broom.
I think it's time I showed you who's in charger around here.
Your as de-formed as a horn-less deer!

0 props, 1 posts

 
Alright looks like there is a new man on the street
but looks like he dont know the man running this beat
so let me rise this flame with my lyrical heat
my name is no importance to the man i am facing
if the rap game was running i dont even need racing
cuz i can beat any sucker without even pacing
got it so easy like them shoes i am lacing
just one thing just try not to be offended
especially if i cought you off guard consider yourself rear-ended
if your winning then dont even consider
cuz i make them girls follow me like as if i was twitter
just know that if she messages me ima get with her
ha

0 props, 1 posts

 
Not kidding, it actually is very good

0 props, 11 posts

 
look this is gonna be hard but ok
after i'm done burning you your gonna need a senzu bean to recover
my lines are scary they'll leave you hiding under your cover
like what is this amateur hour? yall betters hit the shower
yall smell sour you couldn't even dream to surpass my power.
after reading this i'll watch as you sit and cower.
My power is unsettling ik your scared but don't start trembling
i'm the king where is my throne yall look like some bobble head garden gnome.
i'm heading to the top winning non stop all you haters are the opp
look you are just a clown so back down to the man wearing the crown
and i don't mean that crown you got from burger king
i mean the one thats more expensive than your fake diamond ring
too bad you aint gonna have it your way
but no worry i'll be spitting all day

4 props, 2 posts

 
This won't even take any of my might
I'll wrap this up nice and tight
and I don't care about the money
that your not makin
But I care about how I'm gonna bring home the bacon
your over here thinking your cool
when really your just a fool
now I applaud you for makin it this far
but your trash at spittin bars
also the only girl in your life is your mom

lol I think I did good right? I'm good at writing poems so this should be ok

0 props, 2 posts

 
I like kenlees rap

0 props, 2 posts

 
I like kenlees rap

0 props, 14 posts

 
i'll show you who the king of rap is

0 props, 14 posts

 
and it go fart fart fart fart fart optimus prime optimus prime

0 props, 9 posts

 
We're tired Of this bomb fart He is all just about crap
Why are you in the freestyle forums if you can't even rap
he can only go for Beans, cheese and beef ribs
You should stop with the acid farts it is melting our adrenaline
your farts are deadly and it puts all of us into the grave
eat some healthy so you can stop oftenly throwingthe grenades
 
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