Forums: Freestyle: a short rap

I'm a Loony Toon thats worse than Bugs Bunny/
you could catch me buzzed like a bee around ya honey/
people who tried to mess wit me are straight up dummys/
and these rappers aint comedians but they wack drops are funny/
and ayo I'll never crank a Supaman cos I never bought a comic/
everytime I get sick with my raps I'll make you vomit/
I'm a lyricist|| watch out cos all the queers get hit/
them dudes doin' stunts on that Fear Factor show is fearin' this/
so get Sonic and nuckle up|| I love girls wit bubble buts/
I aint R.Kelly but the kid gotta double up/

peace...

Boy I’ll reach on my life. Pull out an ice pick. Poke ya left eye TIL your right eye twitch. Somebody get this cyclops an eye drop. Miss me now but I’m the one that’s gonna be in your iPod I’m a psycopathic outta my casket with a hatchet but a stabbing,the devil been playing with my thoughts and actions . Gas and matches burn ya asses to ashes. Dip ya ashes in pure acid all in asking is for asses to absent now imagine the magic of a massive disaster.

I’m new, and in a dune. You smell like poo are your skin color is doo doo. I’m over here roasting you, till you back off. Coo coo what’s that, oh you switched body’s with a rat? Anyway I’m running out of time cya, admit it I have good rhymes.

Give me all you got. Or are you guys just bots? I’m bored and want a challenge please hurry you ugly az.

I’m famous and I have girls, I can beat you with no hands no need to cry you ugly kite. I’m so awesome dropping donuts with proguts.

superhero you talking about people got there raps for the TV will check it I want to battle you I will kill you with no dout then ow feed you to the fish and if you try to take my girl then I break you like a kit kat stop raping you not good just killed you stop and get off now for I whip you jimmy you forgot that I'm your pop.

As im walking in fame,
I see you crying in vain,
I hear yovr raps,
They'r wack
Im not bad,
And that makes you mad,
Now, homey,
Let me say this simple,
Y o u s u c k
Go home and leave this to the pros,
Baka
Raper R.P is out ;-;

The world is trash
only becaus you crashed it
Thd world wouldbe better
if you hadn't smashed it

Bippidee boppitie boo off to hell with you!

yeet

here a rap yo: find me a song wait i forgot ur too long speaking to me like im dumb but u go it wrong. playing minecraft when u cant even say song dont try to escape or u wont have a mate got to utube saw one then said oh thats click bait u wanna have a rap with me heh think twice go get a map saw fornite then someone got clapped everyone thought he was sad but turns how he was mad.then i said ur bad the everyone said ohhh.i said something not nice i said well he kinda look like moe moe

please like it

got it from no one

All these spelling errors are hurting my soul.

I may not rap like you homies
But I'm a Queen of a sort
I conquered the spelling bee
None of y'all can spell like me
You steal your rhymes
I make mine faster that you can decide
Whether to use your or you're
I can't see you
From up here
You're all so low
Get on my level

All right, looks like the Queen Bee just started
Wow youre good at spelling you should get an award and
Go to Britains got talent
But that isnt considered a skill it aint that hard
Breaking you into pieces into glass shards
Someone trying to act tougher than the others
But you really shouldnt bother
Think of us as your bullies
End up in a locker
Basic rhymes I wont respect a rookie
Looking
At your profile and your post
Less posts that the amount of fs i give bro
Walking down the street I see a little kid
Trying to not look embarrassed while hes trying to spit

YEAH!

started this bid on a race
fools take a slice
buh fuhk that I'm thinking of taking the cake
do what it takes
you say that you got me
whatever you say
you say I'm insane
you look in the mirror and doing the same
see that rap
yeah I'll see these nikkas rap
I aint hearing none of that
see these nikkas fall in traps
then I laugh
then I zap
start the feud buh not attack
love the stabbing of the back
halla back
oh you cant
whats the point of talking back?

Loyal Kid
Aint nothing that makes ya loyal
You are weak like your raps and aluminum foil
This potato has already been boiled
Skin cut off
Of the potato
Suddenly blood gushes out like a tomato
Take a slice
Cutting it into pieces with my knife-like
Raps
Smashed
The little kid has passed
Not by a disease
But by the hot fire that burnt him into crisp
Done in a flash

She say that
he say that
they got mad skills
But in the end they just acting like all that
With their fake grills
Try me is what the say
If you don't know anything than get out of my way
Don't be sad
Acting all fake
Taking about how you were on a trip From Hawii to Rome

You gonna be wishing you didn’t pull that artificial pistol when I hit ya with these lyrical missiles leave it crystal that I’m gonna paint a bloody picture,walk away slowly igniting my swisher and kissing my blisters,I’m sick and twisted, a word wizard spitting in a blizzard,that’s evil delivered to a killer. Now I’m a death machine activated awaken from hibernating,agitated aggravated when I’m determinating to turning to terminating

Yeah, what are you talking about, “artificial
Start the race taste the dust when the coach blows on the whistle
Mr Grim you have a grim future get shot by a pistol
Coming in drunk finished drinking some swizzle
In a bit of a pickle
You’re gonna be blissful when you’re out of the trouble tumbled
Like a statue of a former Lord of a nation
Leave you on a cross on top of a hill,
Die of starvation
Domination

Get the picture there is nothing that can compare to my skills
Ill leave you frill
Stay still
As I shoot these lyrical and mythical raps at you
Look in my point of view
And you will understand
How much of a Rap God I am

Yo im a dream people come to me because im the King

yo your nothin i came back with something

Here's My Rap!

Yo,Yo,Yo,Yu,yu,Yo
So Here ya are at the start of the show
And Here Ya Are Cryin' at the Show.
Yo Such A Crybaby ,Oh Thanks I'm fine (Maybe)
In Year 1 Yo Started To Run
But now Yo got a Nerdy Bun.
Oh Yeah,Mm.
Yo,Yo,Yo,Yo,Yo
Aha Let's Roll(music fades while stopping)

OK OK i'm reading the raps i'm burning my eyes because you so bad making my mom cry you better run you better hide because i'm coming for the king i'm taking the fam i'm getting rich and you getting mad your raps are just so bad

Hey uh yo, I think you spamming raps, your falling in my trap, you should go take a nap, brah you're acting mad with a bad accent. you've got no worries all you do is hurry for no reason, by the way you vision look blurry , I like to eat blueberries, you've got no reason to say sorry, Yo, It's for nothing. Now got some fresh lyrics outta the pan. When the police saw you they went chasing your raps, cuz they were terrible of of that many stupid lyrics. That mean that got lit raps get outta here cuz your trash, BOI!