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33 props, 9 posts

 
I'm a Loony Toon thats worse than Bugs Bunny/
you could catch me buzzed like a bee around ya honey/
people who tried to mess wit me are straight up dummys/
and these rappers aint comedians but they wack drops are funny/
and ayo I'll never crank a Supaman cos I never bought a comic/
everytime I get sick with my raps I'll make you vomit/
I'm a lyricist|| watch out cos all the queers get hit/
them dudes doin' stunts on that Fear Factor show is fearin' this/
so get Sonic and nuckle up|| I love girls wit bubble buts/
I aint R.Kelly but the kid gotta double up/

peace...
 

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Dang!! How many bars does it takesto humiliate and obliviate you fakes? This is not your game start walking the hall of shame! You are were stars till I served you like a bar and grill as I proceed to cook and grill. That is all it took to kill you all. My words, rhythm, rhymes are like beast of incarnage. Locked in cage. Just waiting to break free and
rampage... I welcome all challengers!!!

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Yo echo you got some mad skills!
In the rap game I got over a hundred kills!
Im fully educated,medicated,renovated-
Man some sometimes things can be so contemplated!
I don't want no beef with you just wanna be friends
If we have a battle I could probably beat you but would probably win!
I've been making my way since the 6th grade! (I'm in 10th rn)
Boi I can tell you my rapping life will never fade!
My music about to blow up like a Grenade!
Nobody can stop me im all the way up,this is the life that I've made!
I've been rapping on this sight for years,nothing but mass destruction!
All these wannabes and fakes be causing mass corruption!
Bro echo me and you can take em out,cause a mass deduction!
Bring in real rappers and beginners and make a mass production!
My flow keeps changing like ima wild river
Yo dude I havent seen talent like yours in while your lyrics gave me a shiver!
I like you bro you seem pretty cool!
Maybe one day you'll take up my mantle,and be the new Rap King and rule.

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Ok, cool you got mad skills too. But I never said I was RapKing. I said I was RapGod. Which makes a higher level up then anyone here. Which means I am overall ultimate ruler of the world of rap so everyone should stay away and steer clear. Everyone here is below me either as a RapKing or RapLord or even lower God or Lord or King of Rap whacky crap.

(This not is a completement. Not a challenge, unless you want to battle and if you do then say lets battle)

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Oh is that your chat i tought it was splat, is it time to rhyme i pretty sure it is cause your gonna miss......i dont got much cause ima kid :P my raps are kinda in the mid!

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This whole thread is full of cancers lyrics
I'm really disappointed yet diminished.
How can you aim so high yet hit so low?
These kids ain't no rapers they lack that flow.
their terrible bars only hit the floor.
I'm not a self-proclaimed critic but I know when it is no!
This is a pure F*ing example.
of only meaningless prattle in a more meaningless battle.
Makes no sense why I'm spitting these lyrical rattles.
I'm just wasting time in this pit of barless tattles.

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Boi no offense ur bars are silly Im the hot guy on top Ur cold and chilly u rap like my lil sis called lilly and u annoying like my big brother billy im spittin too much fire ill burn ur face no'one would care anyway it was a disgrace ur mum and dad don't like u so they threw u away ur a crappy rapper everyone says.

My bars are are explosive lie a grenade u be my cleaner yes my house maid my raps are a real blaster ill giv u a plaster not good enough so the hospital gave u a plaster so that's proof that I am a master.

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Boi no offense ur bars are silly Im the hot guy on top Ur cold and chilly u rap like my lil sis called lilly and u annoying like my big brother billy im spittin too much fire ill burn ur face no'one would care anyway it was a disgrace ur mum and dad don't like u so they threw u away ur a crappy rapper everyone says.

My bars are are explosive lie a grenade u be my cleaner yes my house maid my raps are a real blaster ill giv u a plaster not good enough so the hospital gave u a caster that's proof that i am a master

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You guys can't rap, and that's a fact
If you think you can spit, ill hit you with that smack

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Someone challenge me, I dare you
Step in the ring with me, and your blood will spue

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Now don't get me wrong, I do talk some smack
But at least i can back it up with only one rack

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Honey, I have money. The weather is sunny. I know you're dummy

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I fly in space before I'll kick your face. Ur brain like bruce wayne. IDC bars, cuz bars are lame. Like your username. You can't rap. You need a slap. xD. Do you think it was copy and paste? Then u are bad, and u are sad.

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PICKEL RICK!!!!!!

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Y'all suck. Losers, just get out of this website and get a life

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[sorta fast] never thought i'd wind up in a place with people that you call' disgrace the human race dis adores your face y'all peeps think your rhymes so fat they take away my breathin' space. tryna' go faster not that hard of a race. switch back to the gas get back on the flame, go ahead people , prepare the trash and aim, you gon lose, it's not different, it's the same. I caught lots of mistakes about all your grammar. Y'all make rapping seem so hard like you a computer programmer. Feels good to bring you down, I'm not sayin you're above me. Sorry for burning you, so I'll wish you good luck on the recovery. By now I guess I've made my point; you can call this a break, or a checkpoint. try me now kid, I'm the guy you won't ever get rid. [of]

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Hey! What's up, what's up? As you can see, we're in a rap battle, so you'd better get up and round up those cattle. See, u can't spell, so that's what u can share at show and tell. Then ur mother comes in and cries out, "Son! Son! I can't handle this cuz ur so dumb!" Hey, remember Robin's catchphrase? "BOOM! BOOM!!!" You've been hidden in the locket of unlimited doom. O.M.G. ur mom's really mad, so now she's gonna hit u in that old nut sak! You see, that not might be very pleasant, but of course u deserve to be treated like a peasant.

So, you've been treated like crap, that's because we know that u can't even rap! Hey, u see this behind my back? It says team turtle, and we're gonna hunt u down like findin' a Squirtle. Awwww, look at u! Sitting behind that screen, tryin' to online date, but he can't pick up girls cuz he doesn't have that whirl! Look, u just suck, u can't even rap, not even better than ur whipped nut sak!
From now and always, don't bother me, cuz u, a nominee.

PEACE...

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What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
How to give a ************ audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream"
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip-hop, it's pop
Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
"I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use"
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurting you

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Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assuming I'm a human

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darn it meant to put that on top

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dis my fav rap song though.

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I was born with hair on my chest
A gleam in my eye to latch onto a breast
I cut my own umbilical cord with my razor-sharp teeth
Then I drove home and my mom rode on in the back seat
I didn't go through puberty, puberty went through me
And it was never even awkward cause I made it happen instantly
If you addressed a letter to 'Man' and put it in the mail
Rest assured I'd receive it but I ain't gonna be your pen pal
My time is too valuable for that
I'll be too busy working a jackhammer

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You're a momma's boy
I was born in an Arctic cave
And adopted by wolves, that's how I was raised
I didn't drink milk, I suckled the fangs of venomous snakes
I killed the first man that I met with just my firm hand shake
I potty trained myself, you're still bed wetting
I smell like charcoal when I'm sweating and was the best man at my own wedding
Search Google Images for masculinity
Feel free to photoshop your face on that image of me
Creative Commons, punk
Meanwhile I'll be adjusting some really large nuts

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Yo rap god and mythical morning, I know those videos, speaking about mythical you ever heard of unicorns, they're rare, but not as rare as finding a rapper that can rap and come up with rhymes fast here and there, and by there, I mean other forums don't get confused porkchopps, rap against me yo, I'm sure that you will get dropped.

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Crap dap hap shaft HOLY CRAP CALL 911!!!!!!!!

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Hustle like I’m broke
Your s*** is like a joke
Bet I never choke
 
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