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You've found the right place for it! Since the big bad Goat has been recruiting, it's high time someone showed the light on his evil ways. YES, there are other options in Urbanville. ;) (You guys already noticed the moniker "Urbanvillain" the Goat was using... uhm, seems to me that might apply to just one person, not a whole town, don'tcha think? hehehe) Back to da topic... Make sure you check out ALL the forums and get a feel for what disposition would fit you best. Of course the heroes in the HUSTLE Alliance would love for you to join us in the fight against evil, but there are plenty of other funky options as well. Choose wisely... and make sure you've got plenty of homeys you can count on! If you ever need any help around town, don't hesitate to holla for a hero! Brought to you by one of yer friendly neighborhood superhero type guys, and the "Heroic Urbaniacs Stompin' The Little Evil-doers" Alliance. | ||
Hey new people, MrAnderson desperately needs recruits to join his Hustle Alliance as we Villains are running things around here. He can't do much to stop us so if you want to be the best, don't turn to a Hero scumbag or you'll just get BEAT DOWN. Few can survive and you need to join the best to be the best. So be smart! | ||
See kids, CB has given us a good example of why to stay away from the villains. Run along CB, this isn't your thread. *A commercial pops up showing a smart handsome hero, then a dried up raisin floating in the sewer.* "This is your brain... This is your brain with the villains." LOL! Seriously, the only thing the villains run is their mouths. Actually, we've been trying to cut down our ranks to the truly heroic. If you think you've got the stuff to fight an easy mark like CB here, do the right thing. Be the hero! | ||
Hmm! I have herd a little about this Good Vs. evil thing and I wasn't for sure who i was wanting to join. That is till I came here and saw Cold_Blooded just being plane stupid, (if i cant say he is stupid then i am sorry lol) he talks so much junk but even he has to know hero's always win! So what special thing do i have to do to join this Hero squad? | ||
What special thing? Nothing, you have to do nothing but post in the forum asking entrance, then you're handed your helmet, coloring book and crayons and your bus pass for the special field trips you'll be going on..petting zoo, Sunday Ice Cream social in the park, butterfly observations, and that once a month trip to the friends in the long white coats with the cold jelly they put on your temples and *BZZZzzaP*. I'm sure you'll enjoy your daily meds being handed out and that specail lady standing over you to wipe the drool from the corners of your mouth so you don't get the keyboard wet when you make inane postings claiming how large and powerful you are. (Delerium usually wears off not long after you leave, which eventually they all do). So you have fun joining that special group with all the special surprises they have in store for you, and if you ever shake the fog off enough to realize you're in One Flew over the Cuucukoo's nest...we'll be here waiting. | ||
See kids? Villains just can't take a hint. This is NOT the place for discussion or debate, you two. Take it to the streets if you wanna be verbally embarrassed (a daily occurrence). If you want to spread your delusional propaganda, you already have a thread for it here, started by the furry kneed Goat you follow so blindly! Now folks, here's the thing to remember about villains. They're the bad guys, and nothing they say can be trusted. DH, for instance, has it completely wrong. He loves to spout off, but it's usually describing himself (like hear! LOL). You wanna fight this kind of vermin with us and be a superhero? Head on over to the Heroes Lounge, and check the signup list for the Hustle Alliance. If you want real homies that will have your back. That's the place to be! | ||
Goddess, I was pointing out (possibly the hint wasn't clear) that a villain posting in here will only be shown as an example of why to be a hero, and NOT go down the wrong path. We've left the Goat's thread alone (other than summers who's now on your side). The streets are for the back and forth debates (like DH's lovely input). This is an announcement for the newbies... Let's leave it that way, ok? :) Alrighty then... from here on out, I expect a non villain spammed thead, and useful hints for folks who wanna be super heroic! | ||
took you THAT long to post that. heck I'm not even trying nor have I seen anything worth it latlely. been so freaking boring latley I thought I'd stir up some tinkel ants, (darn filters, although prob one that got have this stuff on htere). once it's worth it may be I'll join in. | ||
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