URB FAQ » Characters

1. Afro-liscious Funk Daddy
2. Blast-off Rocket Captain
3. Char
4. Deadly Ninja Master
5. Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic
6. Freaky Sneaky Tiki
7. GoatFist
8. Graffiti Sweetie
9. Henchling
10. Jenny Law
11. Johnny Law
12. Kelvin
13. LA Derby Doll
14. Lethal Superfly Lady
15. Lunar Moonbeam Princess
16. Mayor DaMan
17. McPete
18. McSurly
19. Mighty Cowboy Guy
20. Moocho Macho Hombre
21. Paddy O'Furniture
22. Righteous Rachel
23. Sam Loyal
24. Sassy Jungle Kitty
25. Sludge
26. Sparky
27. Striking Viking Vixen
28. Super Speedy Dude
29. Terrible Erratic Bloke
30. Tricky Kicky Chick

1. Afro-liscious Funk Daddy

   This Urbaniac brings with him some wicked beats and fierce rhythm. He was raised on the rough streets of Uptown Urbanville, but has recently been seen in many fashionable Downtown clubs. However, he never forgets his roots and is always willing to help out with the kids from around the way.
   
   He can summon a beat and command you to shimmy, slide, or even break it down one time with your funky self. Afro-liscious Funk Daddy is the original B-Boy, a Kung-Fu deejay master, and a champion roller-skater all wrapped up into one fly Urbaniac.
   
   Don't cross him or he'll point you out with his all powerful Boogie Finger and assault you with a funk throw-down! One waggle of his dope deejay digit and you might find yourself moonwalking back to Ypsilanti. He's got the power to control your rhythm and soul. And, while he's got you spinning like a top, watch out for is razor sharp fling picks!

   Super Power: Boogie Finger

   Strength: Control and manipulate movement, forcing funk as you see fit.
   
   Vulnerability: Earmuffs and Square Dancing are the only things that can block out this dope puppetry.

2. Blast-off Rocket Captain

   As a young Urbaniac, Blast-Off Rocket Captain was the first eight year old to break the sound barrier on a bicycle. Now, with his Super Duper Might, he is a hero among Urbaniacs.
   
   This space shredding hero has a genetically engineered rocket suit which enhances his mega-muscle control. Super Duper Might makes him strong enough to hurl a car with his little pinkie or crack a walnut between his massive pecs. Having mega control of every powerful muscle allows him to perform any amazing feat he wants. He's a Ninja Master, a Master Chef, and is currently training to be a Master Square Dance Caller. He's even recorded his own theme song.
   
   BLAST-OFF ROCKET CAPTAIN THEME SONG
   I'm the Blast Off-Rocket Captain,
   and I always know what's happenin'
   I soar through the air
   in my underwear,
   And the bad guys I will slap them.
   
   Mighty jets from my super tushie
   Are the thrust I use to push me
   Don't stand behind
   Or you might go blind
   I pound bad guys till they're squishy

   Super Power: Super Duper Might

   Strength: Every mighty muscle has uncanny power and mega control.
   
   Vulnerability: Massive allergic reaction to daisies causes Super Duper sneeze fits.

3. Char

   Super Power: Burnin Love

   Char can hurl molten blasts of fiery lava from her blistering hands, plus laser searing vision really heats up a conversation.

4. Deadly Ninja Master

   Meet the Deadly Ninja Master. He's silent, he's deadly and he is a master in all martial arts. Born in the FU region of Urbanville, Deadly Ninja Master knows no fear. As a toddler he kung fu-ed Dragons, as a teenager, he jujitsu-ed demon armies, and now he has slipped into Urbanville. He has mastered all fighting styles and won't hesitate to put the FU on You if you cross his path. What else would you expect from someone called the Deadly Ninja Master?

   Super Power: Funk FU

   Strength: Crazy Mad Martial Arts skills
   
   Weakness: Crazy mad skills of fury eat a lot of energy, but 45 minutes later, he's ready to go again.

5. Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic

   Part circus freak, part vigilante, this Urbaniac has a photographic memory and a hankering for creamy peanut butter. Rumors about his origin vary wildly. Some believe he was the first and only successful genetic experiment performed by GoatFist, while others tell tales of his escape from a dark underworld circus. Still others believe he is just your ordinary average mutated freak. All may be true, but either way, this is one Urbaniac not to be taken lightly.
   
   Powerful blasts of his Uber-Stank can shred metal and cripple any opponents. Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic also has massive "stampede strength" which is more than enough to rattle a few cages. His ele-hide is rough, tough, and remarkably easy to clean. Beware, Elephantic Gigantic Vigilantic has an unpredictable temper and has been know to run wild, stampeding everything in his path -- especially when he's out of peanut butter.

   Super Power: Uber-Stank

   Strength: Torrid blasts of nastified stink break down buildings and obliterate opponents.
   
   Vulnerability: Keen intellect and tortured past make this Urbaniac highly vulnerable to telepathy.

6. Freaky Sneaky Tiki

   Ancient legend has it that Freaky Sneaky Tiki gets his powers from mystical volcanic ash. Hailing from a mysterious island off the Urbanville coast, this Urbaniac can vanish right before your very eyes!
   
   His freaky sneaky powers of invisibility will only get better as he increases his mojo, but the real power of this tribal Urbaniac is his ability to weather a storm.
   
   With his ancient battle cry, UMBAGAWA! he can conjure up a lightning bolt, freeze his enemy with an Arctic blast, or impress that special someone with a well placed rainbow!
   

   Super Power: Tribal Storm

   Strength: Control the elements, plus burst of invisibility.
   
   Vulnerability: Terrible cat allergy makes for inopportune hurricane sneezes.

7. GoatFist

   Mastering the dark side of mojo, GoatFist can throw some seriously bad vibes your way. Anyone struck by his Furry Fury will be overcome with anger and rage. His nefarious mojo makes GoatFist the master at getting others to do his evil bidding.

   Super Power: Fist of Furry

   Strength: Anyone caught in the path of Furry Fury will be overcome with anger and rage. This nefarious mojo forces others to do his evil bidding.
   
   Vulnerability: Unknown

8. Graffiti Sweetie

   Super Power: Backjump

   Graffiti Sweetie uses incredible speed to paint circles around her opponents in a backjump move.

9. Henchling

   Super Power: Power Blasts

   A Henchling Power Blast!

10. Jenny Law

    Super Power: Clean House

    Not only will they assault you with the vacuum, iron, and butt wipes, but after she's taken you down, she'll clean up after you and maybe plant some flowers too!

11. Johnny Law

    Super Power: Filing Assault

    Overwhelms evil doers with paperwork!

12. Kelvin

    Super Power: Icey You

    While Kelvin is great at making milkshakes, you don't want to be on the wrong end of this Urbo-ice storm. Instant freeze rays are nothing to sneeze at!

13. LA Derby Doll

    Meet the LA Derby Doll. The baddest diva on the roller derby track. This Urbaniac is one Tough Cookie! Do not take this Siren lightly, she is ready to take you down if you get in her way. As the leader of her own Fight Crew, this LA Derby Doll is one bad mama jammer that you do not want to tangle with. She was an all Varsity Brawler before making her move to Urbanville. Her titanium wheeled old school skates make her blazingly fast...better back up when this Derby Doll comes through.
    
    LA Derby Doll rolls her funky self into Urbanville from the hottest banked track roller derby league on this planet or any other: The LA Derby Dolls. These wheeled warriors are known for their Skates. Skirts. Scars. The L.A. Derby Dolls are Los Angeles' original women's quad-skate roller derby league. Yes Urbaniacs, you heard it right -- roller derby has just landed hard in Urbanville! Better check yourself before Derby Doll check you!
    
    LA Derby Dolls is an official Urbaniacs sponsor. To find out more about the real LA Derby Dolls click here

    Super Power: Wreck n Roll

    Strength: Hotter than fire and cooler than ice, La Derby Doll lures her enemies in with her charms before she slams them with her combo speed & might.
    
    Weakness: Water and wheels... not a good combo.

14. Lethal Superfly Lady

    Straight outta the Fu region of Urbanville, Lethal Superfly Lady has funkadellic ninja skills and a fist full of attitude. In her spare time, Lethal Superfly Lady has mastered the art of decorative sushi. It looks amazing, but it's not for eating, so don't even think about it!
    
    Lethal Superfly Lady has elevated attitude into a new form of martial arts and she can literally break a man's heart in 50 different ways. Her exclusive funky power is know as the "Oh No You Didn't!" and it will jack up any Urbaniac foolish enough to mess with her.
    
    Theme song: Coming Soon

    Super Power: Shining Star!

    Oh no you didn't just do that!

15. Lunar Moonbeam Princess

    She's the most out-of-this-world hero in Urbanville. At age 13, she graduated from the prestigious Southern Urbanville Physics Academy (SUPA) with a PHD in Astrophysics.
    
    As the world's youngest rocket scientist she built the first space station to circle Mercury. While doing a space walk with the jet pack she invented, she was struck by some debris from Saturn's moon, empowering her with amazing abilities. Now Lunar Moonbeam Princess can read minds and manipulate DNA.
    
    Sometimes change is good. Unfortunately, keeping a steady boyfriend is very hard when you can read minds, and especially when you can swap their DNA with a fluffy baby chicken.

    Super Power: Space Out

    Strength: Freak out your opponents with mind reading and DNA manipulation.
    
    Vulnerability: Loud music cancels out mind reading brain waves.

16. Mayor DaMan

    Funky fresh, dressed-to-impress Mayor Ira B DaMan is one of the founding fathers of Urbanville. He was voted World's Coolest Mayor 3 years in a row by Mayoral Monthly Magazine and he works 24/7 to make Urbanville a fun and funky place to live, work, and chill. DaMan is cool under pressure with an Urbo-Zen like disposition and a fondness for puns. When it comes down to business, DaMan is the ultimate mojo master.

    Super Power: Winning Smile

    Strength: When Mayor DaMan flashes you those pearly whites, you can't help but be swayed by his charm. One glance from this mojo master is a sure cure for any evil, angry, or violent thoughts.
    
    Vulnerability: None

17. McPete

    Super Power: Groove

    An impressive beat box beats back all evil. Plus, no one likes to get saliva on them.

18. McSurly

    He be the surliest wee chap in all of Urbanville.

19. Mighty Cowboy Guy

    Raised on the Southwest side of Urbanville, Mighty Cowboy Guy has the strength of a bull, the keen eye of a hawk, and the appetite of a wild boar. There's no animal he can't tame, saddle, and ride.
    
    When things get nasty, Mighty Cowboy Guy won't hesitate to break out his blast-tastic Trigger Thumbs! Pyew! Pyew! is the sound of his plasma blast which shoots bubbles of neo-energy that are strong enough to take down any enemies. With his adjustable blasting thumbs he can fire neo-energy with pinpoint accuracy, plus he can even use it to change the channels on the TV.
    
    But, that's not all, he's also a champion Clogger to boot!

    Super Power: Trigger Thumb

    Strength: Thumbs enable adjustable blasts of powerful neo-energy from every finger.
    
    Vulnerability: Cold weather shorts out blasts.

20. Moocho Macho Hombre

    This legendary loner Urbaniac is strong, fast, and rugged. His mystical Evil Eye can mesmerize even the heartiest Urbaniac. Once under his spell it's "Buenos Noches Ponchito!" as he brings down the full power of his ramming-speed bull-sting on anyone who crosses him.
    
    He's quick with the jokes and the master of the one liner. He has an amazing ability to come up with the perfect catch phrase at just the right time. "If you mess with the Hombre, you get stung by the bull."
    
    No one knows where Moocho Macho Hombre came from or when he arrived, but the legend of the Moocho Macho Hombre is as big as Urbanville itself. Unfortunately--being an ancient hero--his musty smell makes friends keep their distance.

    Super Power: Evil Eye

    Strength: Trance inducing Evil Eye stuns all opponents before the bull sting finishes them off.
    
    Vulnerability: Evil Eye can not penetrate hi-tech polarized sunglasses.

21. Paddy O'Furniture

22. Righteous Rachel

    Super Power: Righteous Indignation

    Bring down a verbal assault of 4,442,173,445 reasons why doing the wrong thing will never pay off!

23. Sam Loyal

    Super Power: Dude

    Sam seeks the power of the Dude, for power to strike down opponents

24. Sassy Jungle Kitty

    Raised in the savage jungles just outside Urbanville, this exotic jungle queen is as mysterious and powerful as the jungle itself. With the ability to temporarily morph into several wild creatures, this Urbaniac is a force to reckon with. She can also communicate with animals and has mastered all jungle fighting styles, plus she's got great hair and very good skin.
    
    Her super dexterity and cheetah quick instincts make her impossible to catch. This is one lady whose dander you do not want to stir up.
    
    Sassy Jungle Kitty is always ready to bring the power of the jungle down on her opponents. With her savage tiger-style stalking, monkey flips, and cobra strikes, there's no ball of yarn big enough to satisfy this Sassy Jungle Kitty.

    Super Power: Jungle Rave

    Strength: Animal morphing jungle power with tiger-style stalking, monkey flips, and cobra strikes!
    
    Vulnerability: Like her tiger cousin, this Jungle Kitty can not swim and is afraid of water.

25. Sludge

    Super Power: Muck You

    Sludge takes you down with a tidal wave of seriously nasty funk topped with a load full of stanky sludge.

26. Sparky

    Super Power: Watt You Say

    Sparky can drain power from any electrical device and then throw it back at you with coursing pain! Robo-sidekicks beware!

27. Striking Viking Vixen

    From across the ocean comes an Urbaniac warrior with steely eyes and a powerful grip. As queen of the seven seas (and several big lakes too), the Striking Viking Vixen strikes fear into souls of all who cross her.
    
    She arrived in Urbanville on a quest for the greatest battle. She has emasculated pirates, beat down bounty hunters, and crushed crooked politicians in every corner of the globe (not that our globe has any corners). So beware, this Urbaniac has a reputation for devastation. And it's not just physical. With her flowing locks and tormenting eyes, many of her victims have proclaimed true love right before she gives them one final flogging.
    
    Conjuring up the power of the ocean, her Rip Tide can make even the sturdiest Urbaniac seasick. And with her charming smile and silky voice, this Striking Vixen is as fierce as the waves she commands. She loves to draw her victims in right before she wallops them.

    Super Power: Rip Tide

    Strength: Pounding fists transform into mighty waves and can summon and control all the fury of the seas.
    
    Vulnerability: Neo-energy thwarts her ability to control Rip Tide fury.

28. Super Speedy Dude

    He was your everyday, average, ordinary messenger on his way to deliver a very special package to a super secret Urbanville scientist when a freak storm struck. The package--which contained high-density, nuclear-infused, experimental shaving cream--was struck by lightning and exploded, changing him forever.
    
    Now his muscles and brain are wicked fast! He can see, think, and react in between the lines of time, plus he has a very pleasant natural aroma that ladies love! Unfortunately, nuke-infused shaving cream left him completely hairless. Very embarrassing in Urbanville locker room. But what's a little lack of hair when your body is packed with bad-guy-pounding-street-shredding-hyper-muscle He's even faster than the speed of smell!

    Super Power: Warp Drive

    Strength: Time ripping speed and power packed turbo muscles.
    
    Vulnerability: An uncanny fear of eggs, especially poached eggs.

29. Terrible Erratic Bloke

    He was the charismatic lead singer of the struggling punk band Nomad, when an unfortunate accident between his electric guitar and a refrigerator transformed him into Terrible Erratic Bloke!
    
    Now his band Nomad plays sell out shows and Terrible Erratic Bloke screams out their hit songs! But beware...those who cross this Urbaniac might find themselves a little stiff. Frozen stiff, that is. From his powerful ICE SCREAM!
    
    When he's not wailing for Nomad, he can screech up an Arctic blast that'll freeze anything in its path. Then he can fire his Mohawk spikes and shatter you...literally. He is truly a Terrible Erratic Bloke! You never know what this wild card might do next!

    Super Power: Ice Scream

    Strength: Freeze anything in your path then shatter it with Mohawk missiles.
    
    Vulnerability: Sweet love songs melt Arctic blasts and much time is spent getting hair so pointy.

30. Tricky Kicky Chick

    Her uncanny athletic abilities have amazed Urbanville from the moment she was born. She was the first 7 year old to win gold medals in both the winter and summer Olympics, and the first 9 year old drafted by a professional sports team. Now she takes her spectacular coordination to the next level as she battles and protects Urbanville against all enemies.
    
    Her high-density graphite pads protect her from any attackers, but you can't hit what you can't catch! Especially when you can't figure out who or WHICH Urbaniac to hit. Tricky has the power to multiply herself. She can form her own team and still give you a one-on-one throttling. Not only can she can score a goal with a blazing bicycle kick from mid-field, but she can throw a 99 yard touchdown into her own hands, and alley oop herself a high flying 360 degree reverse double tomahawk slama jama! This Chick got game! She's super fast, super strong, and very tricky.

    Super Power: Multiplicity

    Strength: With self cloning, super dexterity and mighty power, she can gang up on anyone all by herself.
    
    Vulnerability: Mega-pungent odors offend her super sensitive nose and copies are never as good as the original.