What funky junk is happening in Urbanville?? Juicyfruit or "Mama Love" is
here to tell you!! Perspiring minds want to know!!
(Please note…these are rumors NOT fact...but they could be hehe...no dissing me because of my creative genius :P I am not here to protect the innocent hehe... Just telling it from my lil Juicy perspective.
Sweet with a Twist of Sass:
Pssss... I just received an epistle from Afro_Chic?!? What else can I do...to the gossip columns you go!! lol I don’t even have to add or do anything hehe!! Affy is very thorough, isn't she? Lol
Straight from Ms. Chic's mouth O_O:
On Iron_Pants, Sacred_Apollyon (man, this cat gets around!!!), and Me.
Let's start from the beginning, okay? :-)
Well one day I was on a corner reciting some poetry when I noticed a weird guy in iron pants walking through the town. Urbanville was small then, so let's just say it was easy for a stranger to stick out and he did. I could feel him staring at me, but I ignored him until BAM! He walked into a pole, in front of the Hustle Alliance. So I helped him up as MrA came running out to see if he was okay. We brought him into the building. That day I met Iron Pants. Months later when I joined, Iron was there too. Sure he's gruff and an alcoholic jerk, but he was always nice and shy when he was around me and I found that cute.
Then came the Hustle Alliance Party and the punch, I thought it was safe, everyone knows that I don't drink...But the next day, I woke up with a headache in a place that I had never been. Yup, something bad happened. 9 months later, Surfer_Chick was born, I was a mom. *shivers*
I never told him. I wanted to keep it a secret but Surfer kept asking me and asking me who her father was, so I told her and him. From that day on, Iron was in Surfer's life and somewhat in mine. That is until...
He blew into town. I thought he was cute. One day he invited me to an assault with him. He was funny and he joked that his shwolf Irene liked Preston. Then he said that they should date, which is something that most guys in Urbanville tried to pull. I told that to Sacred and he said that they were only trying to do that so they could get closer to me. Silly man, he'd revealed his scheme to me.
Fast forward past the days of flirting, playing, and just being sweet towards each other...
He joined the Family, and then he kidnapped me. Blah. Months after forgiving him, we dated, he asked me to marry him, I said yes.
Iron and Sacred became arch-nemeses because of me. Sometimes I'm torn between the two. Iron fights but once he gets me, I get ignored. Most people, well except Love, believe that I can do better than Sacred. Well mainly the fellas...
They are the polar opposites of each other!
So that's our story from my angle...I would ask the fellas for their sides to the story! ;-)
So there you have it! Hehe I am sure if I asked the guys for their side of the story... It would be about 1 to 3 sentences in one paragraph. LOL