Yo Handsome!
You're the number one playa around here, so I figured you'd know what I'm talkin about. I got plenty of fine ladies at home, but both you and I know that more is better. I haven't been able to use my good looks or charming personality here in Urbanville with much success yet. How do you make the ladies "Whantyou"?
The Thingaman
Yo Thingaman,
Now this is a question that Handsome likes. First, let me greet you the true player way, "Player, PLAYER!" Second, let Handsome school you in the way of the Ladies.
1. A Player is aware of and adapts to his environment.
Before Handsome approaches a Lady he takes a moment to scan his playing field. Is it too loud? Is it too quiet? Are there too many people around? Is she alone? Are her girls there and if they are, do they look happy? The Lady may be willing to talk to you but her friends can easily player block with one frown.
Once Handsome answers a few questions then he moves in for the “kill,†which will have the Lady swooning for days.
2. A Player is aware of who he deals with and how to approach them.
My handsome eyes have grazed the forums. Handsome knows who the Players are and their marks. It stings my handsome heart to admit this, but most of the Ladies have their Player cards. Look at the Flirty Mafia. All this comes from their ability to adapt to the Urbanville environment. They let their words speak volumes for them. The flirtiest Ladies on this site tend to be the best writers and they know how to make their men swoon with 1 sentence. Follow them around, learn from them. If you read their posts, Player, you will see that they don’t flirt the same way with the guys that they approach. There’s a reason for that and Handsome knows it well. What works for one Lady isn’t going to work for the next one. Besides, the one thing that keeps Handsome swimming in the Ladies is the fact that he doesn’t do the same thing twice, so when they compare and contrast all of my Ladies know that ol’ Handsome loves them in a special way.
Sometimes Handsome comes off as sweet because he’s dealing with a shy Lady. I listen to them. That’s right, I let them talk because that’s what they need and that’s what they want. I write them poetry to make them giggle. That way they can trust Handsome and let go.
If I’m dealing with a wild Lady, Handsome is freer with what he does because shock and awe is my plan of action. I might drop them some poetry but they tend to like brass displays of affection, you followin’ me Player?
3. All it takes is one Lady/Social Circle.
Handsome’s true secret is, I just romanced 1 woman in each social circle. From there, that woman bragged to her friends, then I had their friends jocking me. Sometimes these Ladies would knock on Handsome’s door begging me for my time and I would look at them, touch their chin lightly and say, “Leave me your number sweet thang and Handsome will call you soon!†They always left their number and Handsome always called them.
Sometimes Handsome meets a Lady who doesn’t feel him but that’s okay because Handsome always shows her a good time. This way, she tells her friends that she wasn’t interested in me but “That Handsome was a gentleman!†And her friends think, “I needs me a piece of that Handsome!â€
4. It’s in the way you talk to your Ladies.
Pick one Lady and give her a sweet nickname, like baby, sugar, and sweetheart. Find out a characteristic of hers and come up with a name after that. If she smiles a lot call her sunshine or if she has dark eyes call her mysterious. It’s all about making those Ladies swoon and trust Handsome, once they swoon they are yours!
Much luck in your quest for Urbaniac Ladies, Player, but be careful of two things. One, some of these Ladies will see through your game so if you can’t be genuine, then don’t even try Handsome’s suggestions. Two, stay away from Handsome’s Ladies. I’m overprotective and I don’t like strange hands touching my Ladies. I will break my handsome foot off in your derriere.
Whose your daddy? That's right, I am!
Handsome U. Whantme
