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PIANO RAIN OR CAT HERO
Just two days ago Moocho Macho Hombre was saved by his own cat! The unfortunate event was just one in a series of said events that occurred over the weekend. "It started when I tried to get my super bouncy ball out of the road" said MMH, "and that's when a piano fell out of nowhere! I'm quick and all, but a piano... who expects that?" The piano would have crushed Mooch, but amazingly, his beloved cat, Gringo zipped in with lightning speed and dragged his owner out of the way of the falling piano. The cat was rewarded with a healthy glass of warm milk, while City officials further investigate mysterious weather patterns such as raining pianos.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD PLANS GONE?
This week marks the second month GoatFist has failed to unveil a new evil plot to take over Urbanville. "Sure I could rehash last weeks plot, or do a spin on some other guys evil thing, you know, just add ninjas or some junk like that, but that would be cheap. And that's not what I'm about. I'm not just a villain, I'm a SUPER villain. These things takes time."
URBANIAC RIDES MYSTERIOUSLY IMPOUNDED
New double parking laws have made it especially hard on Urbanville's finest. One such Urbaniac was outraged. "I get back to my car with a Henchling in tow, and guess what? My car is also in tow! And while I'm arguing with the tow truck driver – the Henchling gets away! And if you think I'm paying this ticket, then you are super crazy!" Mayor DaMan has issued a city wide alert. "This is not the work of Urbanville's Parking Authority (UPA). This is the work of a new evil doer. I hope it's not THE HATER! Any Urbaniac who can bring this mystery villain to justice will be handsomely rewarded!" So, there you have it. Urbanville is struck by a new villain and he or she has got a tow truck in their arsenal!