SHOWDOWN AT THE HO DOWN
It's a good thing for Urbanville that Mighty Cowboy Guy stumbled onto the wild scene late last night. He saved the Annual Urbanville Ho Down at Bobby Duke’s Peanut Hut! Mighty Cowboy Guy leaped in when the band's banjo player went down with a sprained finger. His super trigger thumbs allowed him to pick, pluck, and diddle like the natural hero he is. "I was just here for the caramel nut clusters and when the band hit a sour note, I jumped right in."
4 out of 5 Urbaniacs chew Minty Mint Splendid Bubble Bubblegum
Terrible Erratic Bloke is in fact the 5th Urbanbiac and he has super bad breath. Look out, he might be coming to talk to you.
NEWS OF THE NUTTY
We all know that Moocho Macho Hombre can sport a bit of an attitude, but some think he has gone too far this time. Local onlookers claim he used his Evil Eye to manipulate a squirrel, who was last seen gathering nuts near a tree outside of Moocho Macho Hombre's house. "Granted the squirrel had been driving all of us nuts with his constant chirping, but we never expected this!" Said one onlooker. As of this report, the last anyone had seen the manic squirrel, it was squeaking military orders at Super Speedy Dude.