It's that time of year where you see holiday cheer and ornaments
everywhere and Urbanville is no exception. It's time
for you to put your skillz to the test in creating the
funkiest Urbaniac ornament to hit the streets!...
er... trees!

Here's the deal. Make a super funkilicious Urbaniac
themed ornament or holiday picture. If you make an ornament, take a photo of it and send it to the gallery at [email protected].

Don't have a digital camera or web cam? Well you know
someone who does, right? At least someone who has a
camera phone? Or you can take pictures with a film
camera and get the pictures back on disc.

The thing is, you're going to want to enter this
contest because DaMan is giving away Training Passes. The first place winner gets a +15
training pass. That's right! Second place gets a +10
training pass, and third place gets a +5 training
pass.

Get your entries in by December 25th.

Entries will be judged on creativity, originality, and
funkiness by a panel of secret judges. C'mon homeys
get your urb on and express yourselves!

On the 24th of December, Christmas Eve, I was asked to dress as Santa and go to Funks Depot to sit on a big chair and listen to what kids want for Christmas.
On the 4th kid, Little Timmy, all lights turned off except for near the door. A big chubby man walked in, it was Santa!
He came in and yelled at me for being an impostor, all the children started crying, especially Little Timmy.
I ran and jumped on his Sleigh, but he got on before I could say all the reindeer’s names.
He said all there names but I used my Evil Eye on him so he thought he was the Easter Bunny.
I pushed him off the sleigh but he bounced back up like a bunny.
I took off my Santa costume and he said in a embarrassed voice, ”Oh, you’re dressed up….”
I used my Evil Eye and turned him back to normal.
We then had a hot chocolate and helped deliver presents together.