Issue 53
Sep 23, 2006
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>> Top Stories Road Rage Rampage Henchling advocate Ima Goodguy pleaded his case in City Hall today. While henchlings are running amuck in the city setting fires and wrecking cars, some Urbanville citizens are taking matters into their own hands and taking things too far according to Goodguy. "Freaky Sneaky Tiki in his Fiesta Bonanza Fairway is the biggest culprit. He drives through Urbanville trying to run down as many henchlings as he can! Then Tricky Kicky Chick in her Hot Tamale Sanford comes along bumping off even more. Sometimes Super Speedy Dude can be found zipping around in his Souped Swoop Coupe without regard to anyone in the street!" said Goodguy. A self appointed henchling advocate, Goodguy appealed to City Hall to stop the road rage slaughter and start rehabilitation programs for the wayward henchlings. "If they could learn a trade, they would be immensely productive to the cause." Goodguy stated. To what cause, this reporter is not certain. Tricky and Speedy could not be reached for comment, but Tiki had this to say. "Umbagawa Umbagawa Maka Jaki Baki Fo Umbagawa!" Mayor DaMan left the session chuckling and shaking his head. A City Hall spokesperson has issued a notice to pedestrians to stay off the streets for their own safety. He cautioned, "Running across the street or standing in the middle of lanes in spite of oncoming traffic is never a good idea." ![]() >> Business Where are you at? Ever Wonder where your fellow Urbaniacs chill out? Or maybe your neighborhood Vigilantes? I shall make maps on Frappr for each dispostion! Check it out below or by UrboGram-ing me for the proper map for your disposition. Heroes Map Villains Map Vigilante Map Nomad Map Beatnik Map Urb ON! DragonSage2k6 >> Editorials GET LOST! Get Ready LOST fans season three is headed our way. get ready for the most intense season of lost yet. whether your a newcomer or youve been there from the start, now is the time to start paying attention. The New Season starts OCTOBER 4TH head over to your tv guide or some website with details on show listings and find out what channel theyre showing it on and what time for now head over to the OFFICIAL LOST TOPIC in the SPAM thread for LOST talk |