Henchling advocate Ima Goodguy pleaded his case in
City Hall today. While henchlings are running amuck
in the city setting fires and wrecking cars, some
Urbanville citizens are taking matters into their own
hands and taking things too far according to Goodguy.
"Freaky Sneaky Tiki in his Fiesta Bonanza Fairway is
the biggest culprit. He drives through Urbanville
trying to run down as many henchlings as he can! Then
Tricky Kicky Chick in her Hot Tamale Sanford comes
along bumping off even more. Sometimes Super Speedy
Dude can be found zipping around in his Souped Swoop
Coupe without regard to anyone in the street!" said
A self appointed henchling advocate, Goodguy appealed
to City Hall to stop the road rage slaughter and start
rehabilitation programs for the wayward henchlings.
"If they could learn a trade, they would be immensely
productive to the cause." Goodguy stated. To what
cause, this reporter is not certain.
Tricky and Speedy could not be reached for comment,
but Tiki had this to say. "Umbagawa Umbagawa Maka
Jaki Baki Fo Umbagawa!"
Mayor DaMan left the session chuckling and shaking his
head. A City Hall spokesperson has issued a notice to
pedestrians to stay off the streets for their own
safety. He cautioned, "Running across the street or
standing in the middle of lanes in spite of oncoming
traffic is never a good idea."