Issue 52
Sep 16, 2006
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>> Editorials Flingo Flango Frenzy Not long ago did GoatFist unleash his army of evil Flingos know as Flangos. The Flangos caused havok in Urbanville, breaking into the stores and taking loot back to the secret lair of GoatFist. Flangos have been seen stealing freshly baked pies and sending them hurdling towards innocent by-standers and picking up people who are trying to help little old ladies cross the road and dumping them into the Urbanville river. Everyone thought the only one who could control them was GoatFist...they were wrong. There was another who could harness the power of the Flango, his name is Breaker. There were reports of a man being carried across town ordering the Flangos to do his dirty work. Here is what Breaker said in an interview we had earlier on with one of our crew reporters. Interviewer: "I'm here with Breaker, so tell me why are you using these Flangos powers for evil" Breaker: "Hmm...i'm using these flangos as minions of The Family so we will have more respect around here" *12 Flangos swoop down from the sky and snatch Johnny Law trying to sneak up and attack Breaker* Interviewer: "W-w-well anyway how are you doing this" Breaker: "I had to fight an army of Flango, until they bowed down to me!" Interviewer: "Okay well thank you for your time" Breaker: "Get him out of here!" *More Flangos swoop down from the sky and take him away yelling* That was the interview with Breaker. Warning if anyone sees a dark cloud moving towards them and an evil laugh you are in serious trouble. Guanzilong Shameless Crew Self Promotion This is the crew you will never regret for being in , this is the crew where everything is PERFECT, there will be groups : The Gold Edition Expert (AKA LEADER) - Guanzilong The Silver Edition Expert (AKA 2nd in charge) - Under_wing The Bronze Edition Expert (AKA Assistant of S.E.E) - Crazyjack Expert (AKA Liutenent) Nearly Expert (AKA Sergent) JOIN THIS CREW AND YOU WILL NEVER EVER HAVE TO CHANGE CREW AGAIN ! RULES 1) You can wear anything 2) but make sure you have at least 50 props 3) Please dont swear or Emotionally bully a team memmber 4) If you ask me to increase your rank , it will be lowered 5) If you increase rank, you will get 10 000 urbos (VIA TRACKS) from me 6) If you are loyal to the crew, you can increase your rank faster. Thank you TGEE - Guanzilong >> Top Stories Support Urbaniacs Mad props and special thanks go out to Sacred_Apollyon for posting some Urbaniacs movies up on Newgrounds.com. If you want to help support Urbaniacs, click on the links below and vote for Urbaniacs. There will also be some very familiar games from Urbaniacs coming to Newgrounds soon. The best way for you to help Urbaniacs out is by "Spreading the Urb." ANyone who votes gets some Props from DaMan. Just let me know. Newgrounds Clip 1 Newgrounds Clip 2 Urb ON! DaMan |