I have uncovered GoatFist's evil plot. As many of you know, he has stolen our beloved Flingo! But what you don't know is that Flingo has been mutated and turned evil! With the help of Sassy Jungle Kitty, Afro-Liscious Funk Daddy, and Super Speedy Dude, I successfully rescued the Flingos. Unfortunately the evil FLANGOS escaped as well. Now Flingos and Flangos are running and flapping amuck in Urbanville. If you are a hero, you might want to grab a Flingo and try and stop those evil Flangos. If you are a villain, perhaps you'll be drawn to the evil Flangos and try and destroy those cute and cuddly Flingos. And if you're a beatnick, nomad, or vigilante… well, you can always root for both, either, or none. To find out more, keep an eye on the game arena!

Urb ON!

DaMan

Are you tired of searching the forums only to find threads that are boring? Are you tired of being frustrated at what you see in the forums? Are you sick and tired of all the bickering that has been happening over forum etiquette?
Well, are your hands working?! Can you still type? Do you want to be part of the solution? When you walk down the street does everyone say, “Hey dig that funky cat?” When you look into the mirror do you say, “Who’s the funkiest person in the world?” Well I do, but we aren’t here to talk about that are we? Stop looking at me like that. Back to the topic.
If you answered yes to any of these questions it’s time for you to take Afro_Chic’s Challenge. Sign your name on the dotted thread put those funky creative minds to work!
Just follow the link Afro_Chic_challenge

I can’t wait to see what you guys are going to create. In closing, I would like to say:
I challenge YOU to bring da FUNK back to Urbaniacs!
*winks eye and pops Hero collah*

Yo yo yo check it! Sircool and Urbanmaniac are hosting Urbanville's first ever Yo Mamma Contest!
Enter in the Challenges forum or here: Yo_Mamma_Contest

ONLY ONE JOKE PER URBANIAC. Keep it funny and PG 13. After I (Sircool) have made the last call the voting shall begin.
One vote per Urbaniac here's what the winners get to take home to their Mommas!.

3rd Place: 5,000 Urbo's
2nd Place: 7,500 Urbo's
Grand Prize: 10,000 Urbo's

Fellow Urbaniacs - i think it's about time to realize that The Family is quickly rising to the occasion, some Urbaniacs have been insulting us no matter how strong we are getting.
I've heard some people (you know who you are) calling us pushovers, losers, disappointments, and even telling people to "diss The Goat immediately when you see him," which is totally insane advice!

The Family will get you if you even try and diss The Goat if he hasn't done anything bad to you...YET!

On a slightly brighter note The Family is recruiting quickly and have Top Secret plans on standby, also many Urbaniacs who are undecided Join The Family (WolfDemon) you will not be disappointed.