My name is Chaosxv1 and I am a superhero...an unlucky one.
It's not easy being a low level superhero in Urbanville. I have been a hero for 28 days and it seems I still can't defeat two henchlings let alone one Char....And that Johnny Law, don't get me started. See, I train everyday, but when all I score is a one or two, it's hard to be tough guy.

I have met some cool Homeys and they help me out once in awhile. But just once, I want to be able to take down bad guys on my own.
I do have a sidekick, though he malfunctions quite often and leaves me for dead basically.

If anyone sees me, stop by and say "hi." Maybe we can go to the Java Hut for a burrito and some coffee. AND, if you see me in trouble...please...help a fellow hero out.

1. Ring up A_C, and ask to borrow GROOVE
2. Water purifier (People who were around long enough to know the
VVL, you know what I'm talking about.)
3. A fun, festive dessert, such as..... FRUITCAKE!
4. Well, that's all you need.

Now let's all unite and follow these 4 steps to thwart any
villianous activity!

The dark shadow has returned. The streets teem with villainy. The followers of the Goat awake from their slumber. Beware Urbanville, do not tread lightly on the streets after dark. Heroes will be of no help, they cannot begin to challenge the power that is The Family. You should not have poked this sleeping behemoth, you shall regret it.

It's time to dress to impress! So go out and find some homeys because Urbaniacs Crew Jackets are now in stock at Funk's Pimp Out Depot. It's up to you to decide who is in your crew, choose a color, and wear 'em proud. Rumor has it there will be more colors coming out soon. I encourage everyone to sign up. You don't have to join just one crew, spread some love and look good doing it!

Urb ON!

DaMan