Issue 40
Jun 23, 2006
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>> Top Stories Going Mobile Do you find yourself missing Urbanville when you are out on the go? Well, miss the Urb NO MORE! Thanks to some smart friends at Smartphones, you can now get your Urbaniacs hook up on your mobile phone. Wallpapers and ringtones are available now, with animation and more ringtones coming soon. Go mobile in style at Urbomobile Props and thanks for helping to support Urbaniacs. Urb ON! DaMan UBC Grand Champ Urbo-Battles! The last bell rang, the battle worn fighters stepped into the ring. Only 6 remained, the Champions of their weightclass, Soul_Corruptor, Slimthugga, Jrs112478, Afro_Chic, Oswald_McFeff and Flaming_Goatee. The battles were tough, the style was rough but in the end 3 moved up. Here are your Grand Champions for the first ever UBC Grand Heavyweight, Middleweight and Lightweight Champions. :::Heavyweight Grand Champion::: Soul_Corruptor :::Middleweight Grand Champion::: Afro_Chic :::Lightweight Grand Champion::: Oswald_McFeff Flingo Nabbed! "I'm sadder than a newbie in a battle against Maggot" said the completely freaked out Urbaniac who wishes to remain nameless! "I want my Flingo ba-ha-ha-ha-ack" He sobbed, dapping his super eyes as tears began to spill out. Shadow Master here, reporting that my "friend" lost his Flingo. Rumor has it, Flingo was stolen by GoatFist! "GoatFist is going to turn him evil! And please whatever you do, don't give him chocolate, he breaks out in hives!" GoatFist's whereabouts and confirmation of the Flingo-napping are still unknown. Super Cowboy Tiki, Is on look out and DaMan's office has been notified. This search requires every Urbaniac, good or evil, and even a beatnik or two, to carry stuff. Flingo-napping has hit Urbanville, and things are about to get ugly. I… um, I mean my "friend" wants his Flingo BACK! |