Issue 38
Jun 3, 2006
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>> Top Stories The Winners of the Urbanville Yearbook Contest are... Your votes have all been counted and the Best and Most in Urbanville are... Best Urbanville Prankster: Tiger_Eyes Best Avatar: Iron_Pants Best Battle Medic/Waiter: Urbanmaniac Best Hero: Mr. Anderson Best Villain: J_TRANE Best HONORARY Villain: Maggot Best Nomad: Slimthugga Best Beatnik: Amiara Best Vigilante: Sparki1980 Best Visual Artist: Love_Child Best Word-smith: Draven_the_Driven Best HA Member: Mr. Anderson Best Family Member: Maggot Best MURK Member: Silver_Samurai Best Alter Ego name: Tuggin_McGroin Most Fair Fighter: Whiskey Most Grumpy: Iron_Pants Most Cheery: Surfer_Chick Most Sarcastic: NotMyPresident Most Humorous: Tempest Most Sinister: Maggot Most Friendly: Afro_Chic And FINALLY, your choices for Kings and Queens... King & Queen of Props: Soul_Corruptor & Whiskey King & Queen of Dissing: Sparki1980 & Tiger_Eyes Tiger_Eyes of Challenges: Soul_Corruptor & Whiskey King & Queen of the Forums: The_Legal_Eagle & Afro_Chic AND Special thanks to Sparki1980 for counting all the votes , Thank you! Urbanville Yearbook Staff (We're in the forums!) King of the Ring Do you think you have what it takes to become the Urbaniacs "King of the Ring?" Well then why not sign up and prove it to the rest of Urbanville and the world. Each entry is ranked by his/her health status. Listed below is the ranking system. First Round:1st 0-99, 2nd 100-199, 3rd 200-299, 4th 300-399, 5th 400-499, 6th 500+ Heal All entries must be recieved by June 10th, so that all participants can be seperated into their appropriate battles. On June 12th all match ups will be posted and you will have 48 hours to urbogram Slimthugga with the finished battle results. All battles may be either public or private against your opponent. No food can be used within the battles. If by chance your opponent doesnt respond within the 48hours, you will be matched up against another competitor in your ranks. All "no-shows" will be taken out of the contest Remember that the final date for entries is June 12th. So sign up now and have some fun. Challenges >> Politics Bizarre Bazaar! Several senior citizens have recently reported a change or “disruption†in their body and claim it to be from something they ate. A study has showed that there has been an increasing number of Sludges hanging around Urbanvilles bazaars lately. Could they have tainted the food with an “ah, ah… Obruuu!†sneeze? Is this the work of GoatFist? Local evil botanists say they are “just normal changes that come with age,†but we took a deeper look to get on the inside. Yesterday, we interviewed one of these heartbroken victims, who was a retired Beatnik. “I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The women behind the desk asked me for my ID to verify my age. Suddenly I remembered that I left my wallet in my retirement-hideout. I left and returned 8 seconds later (I'm still super fast) with my urbo-wallet. Later that day when I got back to my retirement hideout, I was assaulted by several Char's and a Sludge. And let me tell you, skidmarks do NOT come out of spandex that easily! Something must be done!" This poor man has been hit hardest, and hit where it counts most. What a tragedy to strike Urbanville, but as they say, it’s not what you have; it’s who you have. This is Cold Blooded wishing you all boredom and psychological torture, ignis tormentio! Urbolisciously, Cold Blooded |