DaMan's returns to Urbanville to stop Cinco De Mayhem!

Shaken by stories that Urbanville has been overrun by Henchlings and shocked by the disturbing news that GoatFist has emerged from hiding, Mayor DaMan cut his vacation short and hightailed it back to Urbanville. With his Mojo working overtime, DaMan prepares for the ultimate showdown with his nemesis, GoatFist!

It's ON! Are you ready!

WOW! What a week I've had! When I left for a little vacation, everything in Urbanville was A-OK! I had just unpacked my mayoral jammies and was about to take the stage with my poetry slam when I got a panicked message on my Da-Phone from Surfer_Chick! Then Super Speedy Dude hauled in with an urgent message from Synjen, JenQ and thousands of other Urbaniacs!

I should have known! It's just like that furry evil GoatFist, to strike when Urbanville was at its most vulnerable. Mad props and thanks to all the Urbaniacs who beat down those Henchlings in my absence. It was a rough and tumble showdown, but I gained the upper hand! I've recovered all the money and put it back in the bank. I rescued Mel (the Lottery Babe) from a mad Henchling Assault. Then I hit the town with my crew! Now I'm back TCB, and working hard to keep Urbanville FUNKY for you!

Urb ON!

I.B. DaMan
Urbanville Mayor