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When the moon is full, you might find a very special little sidekick howling the night away. His name is B. Wereboy. He's kind of shy and laid back during the day, but he's the most loyal little buddy in all of Urbanville, and boy does he love to party! Fear not, his elusive and exclusive nature will be revealed to all of Urbanville soon enough. If you are lucky enough to catch a glimpse of him, go on and give him some props… or maybe a milkshake, B. Wereboy has a bit of a sweet tooth.
Driving Civilians Away
Yo Urbanville.! I have arrived! No, it's not GoatFist, it's Justice_Dude! I'm the guy who ran down 4,000,000,000 angry civilians with my Fairway Golf Cart, while those puny civilians were shouting "We want Justice Dude! For Justice_Dude. Anyone wandering around the streets of Urbanville should be on the look out. I'm mad, I'm bad, and I might act like your homey for a while but when you least expect it, I'm going to steal your money and dis you!
Aloha HUSTLE Aliance? Are you feeling bitter? Well you should because I got you! You've been double crossed!
While you might THINK I'm a loyal hero, I'm actually a strong proud member of the Family. I love the GoatFist and have pledged my allegiance to the dark, furry ruler of Urbaniacs. Join me and receive protection from some of the greatest Urbaniacs, plus a lifetime supply of burritos. So to all the HUSTLE Alliance… I got you with the Goat! Ha Ha Aloha!