Urbaniacs To Go
Hey Urbaniacs… have you ever found yourself out in the world and realized you needed a quick Urbaniacs fix? Well now you can have it! We've got our very own slot (it's a very tiny slot) on iTunes for you to download one of our videos and take it to go. I encourage (request) everyone to go to iTunes and download our video for free! Plus, you can also check us out at www.youtube.com and Google videos. All of these can be accessed bys searching for Urbaniacs. These are all free and we need your help getting the word out! And don't forget to give us a great rating!
Urb ON!
DaMan
Tossing Mad!
This is the Amazing Iron Pants, with my first edition of the Iron Pants Report! Now normally I’d thrill you of the tale of “Iron Pants Vs. Mr. Unstoppable”, or “Iron Pants Vs. Dr. Demise” or even “The People of Urbanville Vs. Iron Pants Regarding his 23 DUI Charges and 3 Counts of Inappropriate Use of Chest Hair”, but no – that is not what this article is about. (Oh, and you can bet I’m going to make an appeal, Legal Eagle)
No, this article is about Moocho Macho Hombre.
Stop flinging those darn Henchlings around by their underwear! For the third time this month I’ve woken up to find a Henchling stuck in my toilet, in my mailbox, or worse off… IN MY COLD ONES!! Some of us don’t appreciate some guy with a cow fetish running around flinging skinny Henchlings dressed in black pajamas into other people’s apartments. I mean, last
time my window wasn’t even open. Who do I send the bill to? You, for tossing the Henchling or Goatfist, because it was his Henchling’s head who broke it?
STOP IT!
Pain Comes to Town
A New Villian is coming! His name is Pain_Killer! Is he coming from under the bed or the close? Nobody knows. He maybe weak and scrawny but not stupid. He even has his own clan (well no member has joined yet… but they will)! Pain Killer intends to take over Speedy's Java Hut and next Funk's Depot and then all of Urbanville MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! Beware, you may be able to defeat him easily now, but he will be back again and again and again and again! You can easily spot him, and when you do, he will say "HAVE FEAR PK IS HERE."
BEWARE!