Issue 22
Dec 10, 2005
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>> Top Stories Extra Extra... Large Hello Urbaniacs! After many requests, we've finally made Urbaniacs gear available for purchase. Are you looking for a funky T-shirt or some other fresh swag to sport for the holiday season? Check out the constantly changing styles at www.cafepress.com/Urbaniacs. Go on and get your URB ON! Cold Busted Cold Busted Are you naked? Have you logged on only to discover that all your gear and Urbos have vanished? If the answer to the first question is yes, go put some clothes on. If the answer to the second question is Yes, then you've been caught cheating! That's right, it has come to our attention that one or two Urbaniacs have been trying to cheat the system by creating duplicate accounts and transferring points. Fear not. The watchful eyes of the Urbaniacs security staff has caught those, stripped them of all their Urbos and gear and left them bare butt! Seen anyone you suspect of cheating? Go and tell me or DaMan! Synjen - Head of Security! Anemia, Contagious? Carveus here with a follow up report. If anything, it seems that since my last report, the anemia has gone on the increase and Urbaniacs are no longer the only targets. Yes, I’m afraid that our local friendly arachnids are now also under threat. Poor Wobbie Wobblehead found his entire collection of spiders missing just the other day, the culprits unknown. Also, reports of bat sightings are pouring in, although seeing as some people claim that one of the bats has a 8 foot wing span, they should not be taken at face value. As more people are struck down, what do you mean I have something on my lips? I had tomato soup again today, ok? In other news, an old German doctor has entered Urbanville. I think he might be trying to find out who’s behind this, but I’m sure whoever they are they’re just a poor misunderstood person up to their eyeballs in debt because they can’t afford the upkeep on their moldering castle over looking Borgo Pass. This is Carveus, signing out, going to play all the games to their limits then going to challenge some weak people in battles under ridiculously high wagers. Burning Reaper Flame_Reaper has hereby announced the Newest group of evil Urbaniacs: The Reapers! The Reapers are a group of evil doers who have been rejected by or have a general dislike for The Family. Rumor is that the Family is trying to get Flame_Reaper to negotiate an integration for The Reapers and bring their powerful alliances into the family, Mr.Maggot has been asked if these allegations are true but has not responded at this time. Eagle_Eyes, council for The Reapers had this to say" We have been trying to reach Mr.Maggot to ask him about this integration, but so far he has just sent his lawyer The_Legal_Eagle to try to get us to accept the integration and in turn lose the name and ownership of The Reapers." Will Maggot ever reply? Or is he just trying to own all of the villains in Urbanville? Keep reading the Chronicles to find out more about this case of Evil crews. |