Hello all you urbo's and urbet's out their it's me Mike Mike to update you on the daily sports news.



Yesterday the Running Crosses faced off against DarkSide Philly. Talk about a blood bath. Mr.Party put up 24points 3 steals and 9 blocks for his team, but alas it wasn't enough. Funfowl went clutch and had 25 points in the 4th quarter to lead them to a 99-114 win. Goat_Fist was not happy at all with Osmellios performance the team captain who only focused on out showing The_Thing. While the The_Thing captain/coach was on lockdown so only managed to put of 15 points. So the player of the game went to Funfowl with 46 points 12 steals 5 blocks. What a game it was.



In other news baseball is currently in a lockout we will update you as soon as the lockout is over. Thats if we have a season this year.

Hey Kids, Oldies or just normal people! Tired of your boring superhero life? Maybe you want to save your Damsel's cat to make her fall on her knees for you, or maybe just want to lounge and stuff your mouth's with Pizza while watching cops chasing bad guys. Well, drop on down to the new crew "Superhero Doppelgangers". Whether your experienced or a newbie, come and attack your Grandma's enemy of the road with your stunning goodlooks. Seriously, drop down, there might even be an award. (There's not, but come anyway). You know you want to!



Urb On Jodie Out!

Soooooooooooooooooooo.....Long time since people have heard from me. Yes...keep your excitement inside lol :) So, i started off as a kid playing this all the time. I wasn't the most pleasant and grew a bad reputation here. Then i got nicer to everyone because i realised i was just acting dumb. I used to promote my youtube stuff here as well. I am just a regular person with a lot of urbos back in the day, now its worthless due to glitches and price changes, i have 276 million urbos. So thats who i was on urb, yep my life is bad.

Soooooooooooooooooooo.....Long time since people have heard from me. Yes...keep your excitement inside lol :) So, i started off as a kid playing this all the time. I wasn't the most pleasant and grew a bad reputation here. Then i got nicer to everyone because i realised i was just acting dumb. I used to promote my youtube stuff here as well. I am just a regular person with a lot of urbos back in the day, now its worthless due to glitches and price changes, i have 276 million urbos. So thats who i was on urb, yep my life is bad.

ManDude: Hello Mr Sparkster.

Sparky: The namezzzz Sparky. Got it?

ManDude: Yeahokwhatever. So, how does it feel having power over electricity?

Sparky: Itzzzz really nizzzze. You wouldnt believe what I zzzzave on electric billzzzz.

ManDude: Ha ha! Oh, I bet. So, can you safely say your powers have effected your life in a strong way?

Sparky: Yezzzz. They led me to become evil.

ManDude: Wait I thought you were created to be evil.

Sparky: I wazzzz.

ManDude: But you just said...

Sparky: Yezzzz?

ManDude: Moving on. Where do you think you'd be without your powers?

Sparky: I would be very zzzzad. Without my powerzzzz I would juzzzzt be a normal Henchling. Thozzzze guyzzzz get zzzzlaughtered by the thouzzzzandzzzz.

ManDude: One more question. Can you say "Sally sells seashells by the seashore"?

Sparky: Zzzzally zzzzellzzzz zzzzeazzzzhellzzzz by the zzzzeazzzzhore. Can I go now? I have a bank to rob.

ManDude: Pfffft. No no, wait! Say um...say "Sparky sings spectacularly in Saturday shows".

Sparky: Zzzzparky zzzzingzzzz zzzzpectacularly in Zzzzaturday zzzzhowzzzz.

ManDude: Ha ha ha ha!!

Sparky: Hey wait a minute! Are you making fun of the way I pronounzzzze my "zzzz" zzzzoundzzzz?!

ManDude: No! Just go rob the bank.

Sparky: I'll be back for you....

ManDude: In 10 years maybe.

Sparky: What?

ManDude: The cops are right outside the door. You just admitted to planning to rob a bank and with your record, the cuffs are waiting. Er, wooden cuffs.

Sparky: Curzzzzezzzz! Foiled again!

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ManDude: Well that was fun. I wonder if he writes his "s" like that too. Anyway, stay tuned. Next time we interview the Zzzzuper Zzzzpeedy Dude. Heh heh.

Its been a while since we had on of these here! But step right up and grab your free copy of this week's issue of the Chronicles!



In this issue we have Sandggg talking about sports in his segment Mike Mike!



Jodie1995 is here to tell you about her new crew, not really new since the article was written a while ago, but its never too late to jump on this crew.



Dragon1 talks about his life on Urb!rnrnAnd last but definitely not least, Mandude has a very interesting interview with Sparky! A must read, if you ask me.



As always, this is Jay and I want to read your stories! Please send them to me.