* 10:15, Monday morning and Hamo is sitting in his Maths class, bored out his nut. He is sitting behind a young boy called Sam Loyal. Hamo wants to spice things up a bit so he decides to "Play" with Sam*
Hamo: Ugh this class is so boring. Why did I even come to school today. I easily could have lied and said I was sick.
Teacher: Okay class. Today we are going to learn about dividing. We will learn this for 10 weeks then have a test.
Whole class: Ugh
Hamo: Oh great. Another test? I'll probably fail this as usual. In fact, I have a chance. After all, I'm in the lowest math class -_-
Sam: Yay! I love tests. I think it would be great if we learn for 10 weeks straight then have a test. KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
Teacher: See? Everyone should be like Sam. He's so nice, small, innocent and so smart!
If he was smart he wouldn't be in this class, fool.
*Hamo really hates Sam Loyal. He is the biggest teacher's pet there is and is completely annoying. Hamo despises him. After a while of Hamo thinking about what to do to spice things up, he suddenly had a great idea*
Hamo: Heeeeey I know what to do. I shall " Play" with Sam. Ha ha amazing idea from an amazing guy! Okay I think I'll spit some Urbo Gum on him first. That stuff is real sticky and if it gets in his hair, he has a real problem on his hands.
*Hamo pulls out a piece of gum and begins to chew it aggressively. He chewed it for about five minuets*
Hamo: Ha ha. This will be so much fun.
*Hamo spits the gum at Sam and it goes right in to his hair! Woah. Unlucky Sam!*
Hamo: Ha ha ha ha
Sam: Miss, I think there is something in my hair?
Teacher: Oh I'm sure it's nothing. Probably just an itch. It's fine.
Sam: Whatever you say Miss..
*Sam is really scared. He thinks a spider went in his hair and he has a phobia of arachnids!*
Hamo: Now I think I will throw a cup cake at him
*Hamo grabs the sticky strawberry flavored cup cake from his bag and throws it at Sam's head*
Hamo: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Sam: Hey Miss, someone threw something at me! I think it was a cup cake and it is really sticky.
Teacher: Enough Sam. Stop the kidding on and don't interrupt when I am speaking!
Hamo: Ha! FOOL. Now to throw a dead fish at his head Ha ha ha
*Hamo takes a dead fish from his bag which had been laying there for four months*
Hamo: Take this, sucker!
*Hamo throws the fish straight at Sam. But Sam, unaware of what is happening, puts his head down, causing the fish to go flying straight forward and SPLAT*
Hamo: Oh dear. Oh dear god...
*The fish landed on the teachers butt!*
Teacher: WHO THREW THIS!
Nerd: It was Hamo Miss. He also threw things at Sam!
Teacher: Thank you for telling me. Now Hamo.. MAKE YOUR WAY TO THE HEAD MASTERS OFFICE. NOW!!!
*Hamo looks at the nerd and gives him the "Your dead" sign*