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Happy 200th issue!
One hundred issues ago, in August of 2007, the Masked_Editor was in charge of the Chronicles, Mayor DaMan announced the impending opening of the Swap Meet, and a serial killer was on the loose. The names of our reporters and our active citizens have changed, but the spirit of Urbaniacs is the same as it ever was. We have always had a mixed bag of various dispos, of go-getters, and slack-abouts, of trouble-makers from some poor teacher's third grade class who we never thought would mature, and enthusiastic people from all over the world who wanted to settle in this little city to make it a more interesting place.
The Chronicles has had its ups and downs as well. From May to December 2007, 23 issues were published. In 2006, 43 issues ran. In 2007, there was a record 48! Things started to slow down in 2008 when 25 issues were published. 2009 got worse with only 13, and 2010 showed a devasting zero activity. In April of 2011, the Chronicles was revived again and finished the year with 35 issues. So far in 2012, this will make our 13th issue published. If we don't miss a beat, we can get in another 15 issues this year which won't be the best year for the Chronicles, but it won't be the worst either.
This publication is here to document our life in Urbanville, so we don't forget the epic battles, and crazy drama, the big personalities and small triumphs. Finding a forgotten memory in the Forums is almost impossible, but the Chronicles makes it easy to relive our history while it inspires us for the future.
The Secrets of Urbanville Part 2
Well for the 200th episode of the Chronicles, I felt for this I would talk about the secrets of three of the assault characters that have not been in a single assault. First about Mcsurly who has been drinking all the green beer with his good friend Paddy O'Furniture. In fact my Host club has been out of green beer for weeks. Not only that but thanks to Mcsurly my Host Club has had to be repaired every time he has been there.
The Real Story of How it all Went Down!
So I keep getting messages asking me why I'm still a villain and why do I bow down to the Hoof ?
A Celebration of Time and History.
This Issue of the Chronicles marks its 200th piece since its inception into Urbanville Society.
So I have been sitting in my room, with the sun shining on my laptop and me thinking about how I became a Vigi and how different they are from the rest. For example when I first made the account I became a Hero thinking they will help me and give me some gear or invite me to battles, but none of that happened.
Then one day jtg came by asking me if I wanted to become a Vigilante and he was so helpful and I said "Okay, I will try for a few days." But now I don't want to leave them because they have helped me so much; invited me to battles, itachi gave me a free char body and well they all prop me and look out for the new Vigilantes.
So I would like to thank all of them and if anyone who is having doubts about what ever disposition they are, should change to a Vigilante if you want to be doubtless. I am wondering what awaits me in my life as a Vigilante.....................
The Beginning of the End PART IV
Recently, on the Beginning of the End sequel, this happened
After about, 5 minutes of seeing nothing but white, the white light started fading away. I could see some colour. Finally. Then eventually, the white light was no more. I could see perfectly and I could see everything. The first thing I noticed was that the two men were not there. Strange... Where could the dead body have gotten to? Where did that man who won the epic fight get to? So many questions yet no answers. I got tired of asking so many questions so I made a promise to myself I ain't going to ask as many questions. I turned around and again, that glowing light appeared.
I decided to follow it and it led me to some sort of main road kind of thing. I looked left and I got the biggest fright of my life. I saw what looked like to be.. a gang ? No. I don't think gangs existed back then. I put my camera to my eye, looked through the eye piece thing and I saw nothing? I put the camera down and I saw the big crowd of people. What the heck ? I turned to my right and saw the exact same but this time, I saw men on the rooftops. A split second later, those men just.. fell? Maybe they got killed somehow really fast? No clue. I stared at the roofs and I saw a man jumping down and landing on someone. Then the same with the other 3 men? I turned to my left and WOAH. It was like clash of the titans!
The two groups who I thought were gangs were actually men with hoods up and fighting with swords and crossbows and what not. I was terrified. I couldn't take a picture or anything. What was I to do. Just stand there? I must take notes. I reached inside my jacket pocket and nothing? My notebook wasn't there! What is going on!! My stanley blade was not there either. It looked as if I was stuck here? I saw that cursed glowing light again and I sprinted after it. As I was going nearer, it flashed quicker and quicker. When I got right close to it, it disappeared. I turned round and BANG...
The corner of my eye caught sight of something. I turned to look at it. I stared at them. It was 3 men, dressed in brown cloaks, hoods up, face unseen. They were walking slowly and they had a giant scythe in their hands. I turned around to see if they were walking towards somebody. Nobody was there. I turned back around and those men were RIGHT IN MY FACE. I was so scared I couldn't even move a muscle. Their faces were ferocious. At the same time, all three of them SLASHED me with their scythe and BANG. I heard the big bang again.. I waited 3 hours at LEAST. I was waiting for the white light to go away but it stayed there.
The Battle Between a Hero and a Villain
Wind blows, as Magic_Shadow walks to the battle arena against his opponent, Mandude.
Anger fills Magic, and wants his vengeance. Magic jumps up so high, he reaches space! He comes down at Mandude like a meteor! Mandude jumps up, also and is coming at Magic! As they collide, a bright flash appears.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
It's not the fall that kills you
How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?
I put "DOCTOR". What is my mother going to do?
Rancid Leaving the FAMILY?!
So here we are, live in Urbanville city centre! Live and rolling with our camera crew!
But before he left, a young Villain called Magic Shodow, climbed into Rancid's suitcase. Rancid didn't notice till he entered his cave and locked up Magic. A brave Villain known as "HaMo" decided to rescue his ol' pal. HaMo went and found Rancid. When he found Rancid, they fought, of course and then, out of nowhere, ManDude appears! Insane, right! Two against one? Talk about being outnumbered :(
HaMo had to evacuate the building at all cost. He just deflected a gas bomb that Rancid threw at him and the whole building was contaminated. HaMo had no choice but to flee and get his homies to back him up. Luckily, Buckethead12 came just in time. And now, as we speak, a huge battle between Rancid, ManDude and Bucket and HaMo. There seems to be smoke coming out from the building? We cannot confirm this at the moment folks.
That's all we have for today! We shall update you on the latest news of this exciting battle!
Stay tuned in to Channel four :) Goodbye.
As I read through the Chronicles, I realise how much Urbaniacs means to people and how long people have been playing the fantastic game. The first chronicle was uploaded on May 11, 2005 and it seems a long time but I see that there has always been something for people to say in the Chronicles be it to do with Urbaniacs or real life or your dreams, but people have made this chronicle so special.
People who don't generally speak in the forums or are not very open, have been writing for the Chronicles. For example I don't talk in the forums a lot but I post things on the chronicle as often as I can. I am writing this to give my special thanks to people who have kept the Chronicles alive and there are so many people that have contributed to the Chronicles.
Thank You Urbaniacs, and all of its people whether former or present Urbanville citizens. And Congratulations on the 200th issue. Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I haven't been able to prepare everything I wanted before announcing this year's Yearbook results. However, I felt that the 200th issue of the Chronicles would be a good place to document your winners, Urbanville! The votes were very close in almost every category, so thanks to everyone who participated; each vote carried a lot of weight!
King & Queen of Propping: neck69 & samatha123
King & Queen of Dissing: Osmeliio & BLACK_RAVEN_
King & Queen of the Forums: sandggg & Dark_Oracle
King & Queen of Drama: BlueFlames & samatha123
MVP: Heroes: ManDude
MVP: Villains: Osmeliio
MVP: Vigilantes: Kampo
MVP: Nomads: TheThing
MVP: Beatniks: Love_Child
Best Avatar: Dragus_Loader
Best Alter Ego Name: mrparty
Best Lair: neck69
Best Dressed: Zoomer_McTraveller
Best Artist(s): Dark_Oracle & ManDude <-- Yes, it was a tie!
Best Chronicler: Urbrey_Porter
Best Rapper: Armand_Hammer
Most Friendly: Love_Child
Most Grumpy: altergut
Most Humorous: Montgomery
Most Sinister: Rackman
Most Mysterious: Dragus_Loader
Most Helpful: Love_Child
Most Creative: Euphyllia
Favorite Sidekick: Sucka
Favorite Weapon: Urborang
Favorite Game: Bumper Boats
Favorite Forum Topic: Family is Back (Favorite Section was the Lounge)
Favorite Thing About Urb: The community