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It was 2pm. Monday afternoon at the Urbanville Dojo. Me and my brother buckethead were fighting. We were assassins, training to be master assassins. So in the asssasin culture everyone is your brother/sister.
Today was the big day. Today determined who would be the master assassin. Everyone crowded around us. Trainee assassins, assassins, citizens, police. EVERYONE was there, full of excitement. Nobody was allowed to cheer like they do in those crazy football games. Everyone must keep quiet at all times no matter what. I was wearing an all black ninja outfit with a red dragon design belt around my waist. The red dragon belt was the master rank belt. Bucket, on the other hand, wore all white ninja outfit with the red dragon belt.
We stood opposite each other, studying each other. The leader of the Assassin Brotherhood was called ' Ra's Al Ghul'. Scary looking guy if you ask me. Anyway, Ra's Al Ghul had announced the countdown for the fight to start. I had a katana and a few throwing knives on me. That's all I needed. Bucket had the same except with a hidden blade. Ra's Al Ghul commenced the countdown.
*SHWING* *SHWING* I slashed him on his other leg this time and to finish him off, I done a dragon kick to his face and sent him flying through a concrete wall.
During the beginning of Urb, Afro_Chic was the strongest; she was the leader for her funk. Then she used her power to make all the Urb but the first 2 she made were GoaFfist and DaMan. Over the year she grew to grow more fond of DaMan for his handsome appearance. On the other hand she shunned GoatFist for his appearance.
Then it all happened. GoatFist made the first of his henchlings using his power. The little small creatures of darkness assaulted urb causing destruction. The only way to beat it was for Afro Chic to send her power to DaMan. The power looked like a blue orb. DaMan accepted this power and defeated GoatFist yet DaMan saw the power was too strong and tried to destroy it.
GoatFist interrupted and both of them sent part of their life into the orb. Love Child was quick enough to use her love shield and protect the orb while DaMan held off GoatFist. She then sent the orb to Mr. Anderson and Tempest who were making a battle plan. They were to protect the orb until it achieved a form.
It took 10 years for it to finally become a baby. Zoomer used his power to give it the ability to take the look of a human. He was destined to save Urb. This is how the story went out.
"Dad I'm off to train" I said.
"You're only 15 yet you train like a warrior. Why?" said Mr.Anderson.
"Because I want to fight Goat Slum like you." A small smile appeared on his face
"Ok. off you go."
I walked out the door where I was met by my rival, BballCash.
"Hey Blue, guess what? I just took 4 chars without getting hit." said Bball.
"Piece of cake! I can do that in my sleep." I said.
"Exactly! Only when you're sleeping." he responded.
"Haha! But what's our battle record? Oh right, 5-3."
"Which is why I wanted to come beat your face in time to go 5-4."
"Bring it kid!"
We started charging at each other but we were stopped by Senator Urbaniac.
"Ugh! Senator, there's no school today. Right we were just ugh.. playing bull horn maximum, hehe." I said.
"Got an assignment for you guys. Y'all are my top students; you'll both be turning 16 soon so I'm giving you a mission."
"For reals I've been training nonstop, and with me and Blue we're unbeatable. Bring the henchlings on." said Bball.
"This time it's an Urb."
"Another Urb? The only other I fought is Bball and that's not to the death."
"If you can't do it i-"
"Never said I wouldn't, this is gonna be awesome!"
"Your target is Rackman. He's becoming a big problem. He has an overpowering girl so watch for that."
"We got this, don't worry."
We traveled to an abandoned house; well it looked abandoned but it wasn't. We busted through the door expecting Rackman there, but there was this lady in black with wings.
"Hello boys, how may I help you, Hun."
"Who are you? We're looking for Rackman." said Bball.
"I'd prefer you wouldn't, Hun, you see that's my man." she responded.
BBall charged after her swinging his saber. Black Raven flew into the air easily dodging his attack. I attacked from behind with my boombox. She easily countered with a kick to the back.
"Enough playtime. Dark Talon Slash!" The attack hit critical right into the chest of Bball.
"Owrghhugh!" screamed Bball.
"BBALL!" I ran after him, but was kicked in the face and flew back into a table.
SMAAAAAAAASH! A person flew down from the ceiling "I'd rather you didn't touch him."
"Oh Tempest baby, nice of you to make it." said Raven.
"Help me Uncle..... Please ..ugh..." I said before passing out.
"Don't worry you're safe now, As for you..." An angry look appeared on his face. "You're going down!" *Thunder strikes*
"Someone's a little ticked off. Let me cool you down. Dark Talon Slash!"
"Umbwagaaa" said tempest. A volcano shield came up from the ground stopping the attack. She then chargee at Tempest with incredible speed. Tempest punched a straight right, she ducked under it and punched him in the stomach.
"Ughwaa!" screamed Tempest. He recovered quickly, then gave her a left upper cut, then grabbed her neck with the right hand and slammed her down. She then changed into multiple ravens that flew off into the dark.
Tempest pulled out his phone. "She's gone." he said.
"What about the boys, are they ok?"
"Yeah, can't believe they sent the wrong stats of Rackman, he's very strong."
"Wait I... I...think one of them is ..d...d..dead."
I woke up in a very white hospital. It had pictures all around me. I saw Mr. Anderson and Tempest there with sad looks on their faces.
"What happened, where's Bball is he ok?" I asked. They didn't respond. "What happened?!" I asked again, this time more angry.
"Bball is......dead....the attack was to much for him to handle." said Tempest.
I couldn't believe it. How were we so unable to defend ourselves? Why was my best friend dead? Instead of crying I screamed then the most unusual thing happened. I turned blue and rays of light were shining.
"Looks like he can't handle it, the power is coming out." said Mr.Anderson.
Then I passed out. I woke up again, but this time in my own room. Yet again Mr. Anderson and Tempest were there standing in my room waiting for me to wake up. "He's really gone"? I asked.
"Yes." responded Mr .Anderson. I couldn't believe it.
I cried for a moment, then asked "Who am I? What I had just done was not human... What am I?!"
"You will learn as you go on your journey... to save Urb."
The title speaks for itself... WE ARE THE BEST! The Family will destroy anybody out there willing to challenge us! Think you have the guts to take us on ? Well shoot me a gram and I'll make sure your sorry butt is sorry for shooting that gram! DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL HENCHLING KELVIN ON YOU !
GoatFist: Do you have the equipment I asked you to get?
Me and Kelvin both climbed to the roof of the Urbanville Bank. We set up everything there. Headsets so we could talk to each other, smoke bombs, grenades, everything!
HK: TELL THE BOSS WE'RE READY! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET A PIECE OF THESE ANNOYING LITTLE PESTS!
I planted a GoatFist Bomb de Jour. Me and Kelvin took cover behind an air vent thing and *BANG* The whole roof blew up! The glass went shattering down and injured a few people.
GoatFist: It's about time...
Me and Kelvin both ran together and dived right through the roof and landed perfect on our feet.
Me: EVERYBODY DOWN! DON'T SAY A WORD AND YOU'LL LIVE. GOT THAT?
Kelvin froze everybody in the bank so nobody could pull any smart moves. Sparky disabled the alarms before we even blew the roof up. Man, he's fast!
GoatFist: Char... Go and bust open that vault with Sludge
Char and Sludge both went to the vault and opened it with their superpowers.. Not sure how that worked, but it did okay!
GoatFist: Hahaha that bald Mayor will be suprised when he hears about this!
Goaty and the rest of us all looted the vault and left through the front door as if nothing happened.
SUPA Mystery Uncovered
After a few months of recovering from my traumatic ghost experience, I finally have the guts to go back to the Southern Urbanville Physics Academy also known as SUPA.
The woman laughed and her head turned three-sixty. She answered, "I suffered! I was tortured by those filthy blooded fools! They treated me like an animal! Who, in their right mind would do this? It's for science? Fudge science!"
I could feel the woman's breath down my back! I was shivering. Then she was gone.
Weird Villain Leader Much?
So let me break it down for you. I may not be the smartest villain leader or the most evil leader, but I have something that no other villain leaders have done. I have stuck with the villains since the Corruption Inc was being in action with DudeMan, I have proven myself, I am worthy of being in the Corruption Inc, I have dissed people down that I made them beg to stop.
But when DudeMan left, there was no leader at all. I was one of the only active villains around here; I never put my head down, always kept it up high. I never said, "Oh man, this ain't taking me nowhere." I had my doubts, but I was still a villain.
Till one day UltraUrb, my bro, messaged me and told me he wanted me to help him reconstruct the villains and bring them back once again. I was pumped because I had all the recruits ready and we just needed a leader with experience.
A few months later, UltraUrb told me he had to quit for a while; (real life issues.) I told him I will never quit on the villains and as soon as he left, I started the Rebellions. It was basically a clan to spread the villain word out to urbs. After that my friend Rancid came on and we talked for a few days straight, talking about what we need to improve.
Never in my mind did I think I was gonna become the leader of the "Family". As soon as he told me I was going to be the leader, I said, "Are you sure, man? Do I qualify for this?I'm not sure if I'm ready." And he told me I was a one of a kind leader who never quit on his fellow members, and that right there gave me the boost I needed to become the Family leader, and look where we at now!!
Taking down worthless vigis, I would say taking down heroes too but they are too afraid to show up (Euphyllia) ahahahah tools! But we aim for strong players. As you can see we have sent out a warrant to Kampo, the strong dude who every time you say something he replies in nobles, yeah that's him. Well we took him down. He was all confident that he was gonna take us down and after he lost, he wanted to be a sore loser and say that we weren't supposed to have sidekicks; ahaha tool bag, who said we villains fight fair??
My friend, Dudeman, told me why fight in a 1 on 1? Youre a villain, you can do basically anything you want. So I said, You're right." and that has been my strategy the whole time.
Ahaha well thanks for reading and remember, you get a warrant, we will serve it. Ask Ronaldo, Mangirl and the others. Ahaha!
The TP demand is way up there, the prices are sky rocketing! I can't believe the price for one +5 TP. This may be an all time high pricing for TPs.The rich wants to get strong so they buy all the TPs. The strong wanna get rich so they are selling the TPs at high prices.
In my opinion there should be a limit on selling of a bunch of TPs because if not, lower class poor Urbs can't buy any TPs if the rich buy them all. TPs come every three to ten battles, it seems like for me. So I don't know why the prices are so high when there is a large output of TPs from battles.
Many urbs are selling TPs at high prices because of two reasons. One, because they need money where the stat exchange has left them broke. Two, because many people want to get stronger.
As of August third, I checked the Wall of Heroes. Only three days into the month and Shadow_Fighter has gained +530 in might TPs. Many Urbs don't reach that amount in two or three months. He has dedicated a lot of urbos into training. At TPs at a price of 150k and more, this has been a outragous cost for that many TPs.
As for me, I don't really care about the high stats any more. I enjoy the people, forums, and Chronicles. Until the prices go back down, I will refrain from buying TPs.
To add on to that all the new gear coming, I'm trying to save money so I can buy some of the gear. Some Urbs are doing the same thing because when that one-day-gear or only 50 releases comes out, I want to have money to buy it before it's gone.
Urb Football Team
Yes, as many of you know, training season has started. The Urb football team is doing great, many of the players are pumped and ready for Pre-season to start. I have gone to see one of their training days.
While I was there, I walked up to the concession stand to get an Urbo Gurt when I noticed a note saying "Urbaniacs Football Team in need of a quarterback". A light bulb sprung in my mind that would be the perfect way to get the scoop for the Chronicles and get some ruff tough action.
I have been to nine practices so far and I can say one thing for sure. Push-Ups really build biceps. Thanks to the coach, I have been a little sore, but building muscle. The training course is quite brutal with all the pop up dummies. This is the first year there has been a Urb football team. The Urbo Bowl will be the biggest event in urb history other than the retired Urbo Wars.
Examining the Villain phenomena with Dr.Freundstig
Why do you think so many people switched to being Villain, doctor?
Wreckless Driver on the Lose
This past week a wreckless driver was spotted going eastbound on Second Street. Unfortunately, the driver rear-ended another innocent driver. The Urbanville Police haven't revealed the victim's name, although most citizens already know who that person is.
The Beginning of the End
Saturday morning. Beautiful morning, in fact. The birds were chirping, kids playing in the summer heat, people walking their dogs, artists in the park painting on a canvas. All was good.
I rose up from my bed, put on my slippers, jumped in the shower, got changed and went out to get some breakfast from Speedy's Java Hut. I was thinking about cycling but where's the fun in that on a hot day like this? I decided to walk.
Now I am obsessed with history. I know about WW1, WW2, The holocaust, everything, you name it! Here in Urbanville, there isn't any history here. Well so I've been told. I have done research and, well, there really is no history here. I arrived at Speedy's.
Hmm... 1780. Only thing I remember from that time were the Assassins. Why were the Assassins involved in the Great War? Hmm... All I know about Assasins is that they had secret door passages and well, they kept everything discreet. Let's search the walls, maybe an Assassin left a mark because Assassins used to mark their secret passages with a weird looking symbol.
Drake walked a few metres until he thought he saw something glowing.