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Dec 7, 2011
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It's Beginning to Look a lot like Christmas
It's not that I'm opposed to the Christmas season, but really, Scoop just takes it to an annoying level. So when the staff drew names for Secret Santa... I was overjoyed as I looked over Scoop's shoulder and saw that he got The Pawn Shop Guy!!! I heard a rumor that his name is Sheila and he hangs out with the Subway Guy, but not much else is known about either one of them. I really wonder what Scoop will get the guy who has "everything". He really does have everything in that dark, smelly shop of his. I, on the other hand, got the bright, beautiful JenQ! Just goes to show that karma exists!
In this issue, ManDude wins for Most Entertaining Article! Scoop is annoying (although he did show off his creative talent this time,) GoatFist had something to say, Jay_Rawker is charming as usual, and dragon1 is the first to submit his contest entry. Go dragon1!
I hope to see you all at the Elegant Ball on December 8th!
Mayor_DaMan Vs GoatFist (as seen by a citizen)
Citzen: OH EM GEEZERS! It's the mayor! What's that though? Is that...a goat? Why is a goat standing up and how is he talking? *takes out phone* This is so cool!
*5 minutes later* Wow! That goat has some mouth! Hes been dishing out disses and questions faster than my camera can record! The mayor is doing pretty good to. Too bad elephant man is down. Well at least we still have a magician, an iron dude and a giant blue gorilla.
*5 more minutes later* ITS DOWN TO 4! This is so exciting! *battery low* No...NO PLEASE!
*2 minutes later* Just a little longer! Everyone's on their last legs I need to see what's going to happen!
*Battery about to fail* NO!
*You fail. Goodbye* *phone shuts off* ...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs around* Is that a light post? MOOOOVE LIGHT POST! *smashes into it* Whats the spanish word for doctor? *blacks out*
Apparently I am Annoying?
Yes, that is 'apparently' right?! Urbrey_Porter is a REAL Christmas Scrooge. I annoy her with all my Christmas cheer, she hates the songs, decorations and the compulsory Hat-py Holidays Santa Hat we wear to work. (Yes that was my idea!) Hmmm, anyone else up for annoying her? I tell you what, I would LOVE for you all to gram Urbrey_Porter and tell her how much of a Scrooge she really is. In return, I will give you a Training Pass, fair deal? - Villains this is your time to shine... for once.
Miracle On 34th Street
This year the holidays are going to be the most lovable in the history of Urbanville! For starters Goatfist hasn't been seen in a few days, let's hope he stays away. Various holiday events are taking place right at this moment. Everyone helps each other and I haven't seen an argument in a while!
These miracles are born on 34th on Urbanville! Am sure many urbs will be visiting 34th street to admire its powers.
Many years ago, people here disrespected each other, especially during this time. A special event will be held on December 8th in the Lounge to celebrate what we have accomplished. Make sure you participate in the Secret Santa to give and receive marvelous gifts! Thank you guys for participating!
Nomadic Christmas Poem(For Contest)
Christmas is coming, and the nomads are getting ready
JINGLE THIS, JINGLE THAT! HOW PATHETIC ARE ALL OF YOU. DANCING AND SINGING LIKE A BUNCH OF KIDS HYPED UP ON LICORICE! I HAVE ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF SCOOP, THAT'S WHY HE HASN'T BEEN PUBLISHING LATELY. ANYONE WANTS TO JOIN HIM?
Scoops Secret Santa - Jay_Rawker
There is one main Homey that I know,