NEW EVIL GIVES URBANIACS THE BOOT
Recent rumors have been confirmed, a vicious new villain has been spotted in Urbanville. In an exclusive interview, Mayor DaMan personally confirmed that the recent surge in crime is indeed the work of a nasty new bad guy. "No one has been able to get a good look at him. He does an awful lot of flips and yelling." Said DaMan. "We don't know much about him, other than he's dedicated to evil and he goes by the name of Kung Fooligan." The list of his recent crimes includes stealing candy from babies and reversing the rotation on all of Urbanville's revolving doors. No word yet on if Kung Fooligan and GoatFist are in cahoots, but one thing is for sure, Kung Fooligan certainly comes with a few new tricks up his Ninja Boots. Urbaniacs beware! Evil is afoot, and that foot belongs to Kung Fooligan!
In my opinion, there is a mighty big issue being bounced back and forth within the ranks of superheroes here in Urbanville. The issue is: Whether or not we super HEROINS are just as good as heros! Opinions have been bouncing on rooftops, flying through the skys, and even in the news. The so called "Manly Man Man Hike" that excluded all female Urbaniacs has forced my hand. I have now started the S.S.W.P. (Super Sexy Women with Powers). We are an organization of women who are not going to lie down and take it anymore. I have personally requested a new forum in the Chronicals. This is a call to all female Urbaniacs to meet me in The Ladies Room!
Come on ladies. Let's show these BOYS what WOMEN can do.
FROM ONE FUNKY URBANIAC TO ANOTHER
Congratulations for all those who are active in this wonderful world. As the population closes near 20,000, I know I was skeptical and a little unsure of a site with so many cartoon characters. There is no doubt in my mind now that I stuck with the right place. If you are new, great to have you and look to the Newbie Forum. If you have been here a while, be an ambassador of this site, welcome the new people and make them feel welcomed… unless you are part of the OCC. If you are looking to fight other Urbaniacs, it is coming and it will be great when it is here. If you want to jump in the games, do it. No matter where you go on this site, you should find something fun to do. Playing games, meeting new friends, or working on the perfect superhero, this site is what you make of it. Have Fun and Urb On!