>> Top Stories RAP BATTLE HEATS UP With such a huge response from the 2nd Freestyle Rap Battle, I feel like I'm in a real pickle. All I can say is "What's the Dill-io" But seriously, the competition for the October Freestyle Rap battle is fierce so without any more bad pickle jokes, here's the finalists.
Chtolzron - with a humble rumble
NotMyPresident - He extended and comprehended
KhamtheIncredible - for polysyllabic funk
SUPA_villain - for his amazing preferential referential
tempest - wild freestyle
sarchic - hygiene's her scene and she really kept it mean.
It's up to these 6 semi-finalists to break out their best rhymes by Saturday, October 22, for next round of the October Freestyle Rap Battle!!! Register your vote in the Freestyle Forum now!
Urb ON!
I.B. DaMan
Urbanville Mayor ALIEN INVASION UNDER FOOT We have it on strong authority that aliens may currently be lurking in Urbanville! But don't panic… yet! They appear to be harmless and very easy to squish. Shortly after Lunar Moonbeam Princess and Blast-Off Rocket Captain returned from jaunt around Uranus, it seems several Urbaniacs have spotted tiny green creatures running amuck. Blast-off Rocket Captain said "I though I felt something squishy under my boots when we landed."
Lunar Moonbeam Princess was last seen rounding up the tiny critters in an effort to keep them safe and return them to their home asteroid. By the end of the day, Urbanville should once again be safe from alien invaders… or are we?
>> Sports FOOTBALL BLOW-OUT and ICE HOCKEY MELT DOWN Afro-liscious Funk Daddy and his newly assembled team DA-FUNK lost today 28-3 in a friendly soccer (football) match against long standing Tricky Kicky Chick. Tricky's team, which consists solely of Tricky Kicky Chick, who also coaches, was called several times for too many players on the field, but still pulled out a victory.
In other news, it should have been a blow out, but instead it was just windy!
The Hockey game between Blast-off Rocket Captain's team and Moocho Macho Hombre's team was heading for OT when Hombre himself scored a hat trick late in the third period to tie the game at 7 each. That's when Rocket and his team used their patented "blast off" which not only melted the ice, but also cleared the arena. |