WING AND A SCARE
It all started last weekend: It was a beautiful day in downtown Urbania. Mayor DaMan had just washed his car when…Splat! The Purple Pelican struck from above! Realizing that a huge city problem had just unveiled itself to him(and after returning to the car wash to beg for a free rain check ticket) our fastidious mayor demanded that the city council write a decree to make it law that all bird oriented Urbaniacs use public bathrooms when they fly.
JenQ, Gossip Maven here with some news about Urbanville. With the cut of a ribbon, Mayor DaMan officially opened the latest addition to Urbanville, it's very own GALLERY. It's starting out small, but like many things in Urbanville there are big plans. Wander over to City Hall for the link and in there you'll find Urbaniac created artwork and other unique designs. Rumor has it that coming soon there will be a step by step guide where you can learn how to draw your fav Urbaniac. That's the dish JenQ very much.
LESS WEENIES... MORE BALLS
Downtown Urbanville. It should have been a good time for all, but when you get a bunch of incredibly strong, super funky Urbaniacs together for a little sporting event, and free hot dogs, things are never as they should be. Mayor DaMan was there giving out free Urbo-dogs to the kids in the stands. Tricky Kicky Chick had already multiplied herself to cover the entire outfield, Super Speedy Dude looked good as his warm up pitches topped 2,000 MPH. Out stepped the very first batter, Striking Viking Vixen, carrying her very own bat… As the first pitch blistered in, Vixen's muscles tightened and she swung her mighty Battle Oar. A loud rippled through the stadium, as everyone watched in surprise. Mayor DaMan informed us later that satellite reports had tracked the ball somewhere over Antarctica. "Well… who wants a hot dog?" Mayor shouted as no one thought to bring an extra ball. Maybe next year they should play checkers?