>> Top Stories
Not that any of you care. Feh, I can picture you all licking your greasy fingers before picking up this issue of the Chronicles. I hear your feeble minded thoughts, "I wonder what this issue is going to be about." As soon as you bring the paper up so your puny eyes can read, you notice that the top story is called "Strike."
The Chronicle writers are now on strike. Including yours truly. So if you want to read something fun and exciting, do it yourselves. Scoop's game will be the only story running and he's on the 10th round. That means, for you slow people, he has 3 more issues before the Chronicles will stop producing. It's time to get those pudgy fingers moving. Though, I know most of your minds have stopped working thanks to various electronic devices.
For now, we're done doing all the work. Yes, that also includes the Beatniks.
The Masked Editor
The Urbanville 12: Part 10
It be da 10th round! My writin' partners get to chill and junk, but here I be, giving ya da clizzues for the next round!
Check it out!
The Urbanville 12: Part 10: Clue 1
The Urbanville 12: Part 10: Clue 2
The Urbanville 12: Part 10: Clue 3
The Urbanville 12: Part 10: Clue 4
The Urbanville 12: Part 10: Results