Funk's Pimp Out Depot

YoYo Yo!

$3.03 Dollars

	+50	Might
	+200	Defense
	+50	Mojo
	+50	Health
	+0	Power

Check out this wild Yo Yo shield... no strings attached. (84 left)

Tiki Shield

250,000 Urbos

	+50	Might
	+200	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+5	Power

Freaky Tiki Shield. Only for the funky. (35 left)

Bamboozle Shield

250,000 Urbos

	+0	Might
	+150	Defense
	+50	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+50	Power

Do not be bamboozled by this bamboo shield. It is very strong. Tribal Storm power included. (64 left)

Native Shield

100,000 Urbos

	+0	Might
	+125	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Defend your honor with the Native Shield. (67 left)

Hypno-shield

$3.00 Dollars

	+1	Might
	+35	Defense
	+10	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Shield your eyes from this hypnotic shield (100 left)

Emerald Shield

100,000 Urbos

	+10	Might
	+60	Defense
	+10	Mojo
	+25	Health
	+0	Power

Emerald is a hard gem, right? (83 left)

Urb Shield OG

85,000 Urbos

	+1	Might
	+75	Defense
	+15	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Rock the U from Urbaniacs on a fresh new shield. (71 left)

Brick Wall

68,250 Urbos

	+1	Might
	+40	Defense
	+15	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Running into this is like... um, well, it's like running into a brick wall. (93 left)

DJ Shield

$3.00 Dollars

	+50	Might
	+200	Defense
	+50	Mojo
	+50	Health
	+25	Power

Funk up your enemies with the strongest limited edition shield in all of Urbanville. (60 left)

Hibachi Shield

63,000 Urbos

	+0	Might
	+60	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Hot Cha cha! (89 left)

Jell-oh No You Dnt!

54,600 Urbos

	+60	Might
	+0	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

That is correct, oh no you dnt! Shield (88 left)

Urbaniacs Shield

24,500 Urbos

	+1	Might
	+35	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+5	Health
	+0	Power

Say hello to your very first and very funky shield! (5 left)

Fire Shield

$2.00 Dollars

	+0	Might
	+200	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+100	Health
	+0	Power

Flame on and defend your booty! (65 left)

Garnet Glow Shield

20,000 Urbos

	+0	Might
	+20	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Creates a forcefield of pure energy and completely destroys anything it touches. There's also a handy mirror on back so you can see if anything is stuck in your teeth. (85 left)

Trash Lid Shield

7,905 Urbos

	+5	Might
	+10	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Shorty got a low low low low low low rent shield! (6 left)

Evilloon

$2.00 Dollars

	+150	Might
	+150	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

The meanest, most desbicable rubber infated device ever attached to a string. (98 left)

Diamond Shield

$2.00 Dollars

	+1	Might
	+300	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Bling yourself! (99 left)

Skull Shield

$2.00 Dollars

	+0	Might
	+300	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Protect your noggin with some skull shield worth 300 defense points! (88 left)

Beatnik Shield

$1.07 Dollars

	+0	Might
	+125	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Hey man, what if we all just hung out... with my shield? (100 left)

Villain Shield

$1.06 Dollars

	+0	Might
	+125	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Shield yourself from all the good in this world. (99 left)

Nomad Shield

$1.02 Dollars

	+0	Might
	+125	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Nomad-er where you are, this will protect you. (100 left)

Hero Shield

$1.00 Dollars

	+0	Might
	+125	Defense
	+0	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Bring down the house... of evil! (100 left)

Vigilante Shield

$1.00 Dollars

	+0	Might
	+0	Defense
	+125	Mojo
	+0	Health
	+0	Power

Be vigilant. Be shielded. Be funky. (100 left)