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Funk's Pimp Out Depot - Gadgets
Urbo Knuckles
$4.00 Dollars
Might+500Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+50Health
Power+0Power
Four fingers of solid gold funk! (59 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Man Boombox
525,000 Urbos
Might+250Might
Defense+150Defense
Mojo+75Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Drown out your enemies with punishing bass and bumpin jams. (16 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Venom Blade (F)
500,000 Urbos
Might+200Might
Defense+200Defense
Mojo+100Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
Not sure what is cooler, a sword or a snake... now you can have both. It always hits and hits hard. (62 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Artistic Vengeance
300,000 Urbos
Might+150Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
This high pressure aerosol weapon is just the thing for giving your opponents a face full of paint, or just tagging their crib. (90 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Goat-Faced Clawette
$4.00 Dollars
Might+600Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
The ghostly power of this claw will cloud the minds of enemies and send them spinning out of control. (97 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Artistic Justice
300,000 Urbos
Might+150Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Add color to your opponents in a way that is really really hard to wash off. This stuff is permanent! (88 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
El Zappo (M)
259,200 Urbos
Might+55Might
Defense+75Defense
Mojo+75Mojo
Health+75Health
Power+0Power
Prod your enemies with an electrified sword of ultimate pain. (2 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
El Zappo (F)
254,016 Urbos
Might+55Might
Defense+75Defense
Mojo+75Mojo
Health+75Health
Power+0Power
Get a charge out of prodding your enemies with a power sword. (9 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Goat-Faced Claw
$4.00 Dollars
Might+600Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
The Spirit of the Goat infuses these claws that will have your enemies turned around in confusion. Be careful that its power doesn't backfire on you! (93 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Swagger Dagger
235,000 Urbos
Might+50Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Carry yourself a little funkier when you rock the Swagger Dagger. (90 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Thammer m
159,200 Urbos
Might+75Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+50Health
Power+0Power
By the beard of Odin this is one mighty hammer. (3 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Thammer f
159,200 Urbos
Might+75Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+50Health
Power+0Power
By the beard of Odin this is one mighty hammer. (3 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Chainsaw Mascara
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
No evening out is complete without a pink chainsaw to match your outfit. Rip through up to 25 percent of your opponents health with a weapon that is as stylish as it is deadly. (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Briefcase
140,000 Urbos
Might+45Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Just what every busy executive Urbaniac needs! A stainless steel, dynamite-proof briefcase. Stuffed with Paperwork! Overwhelm your opponents with a mountain of paperwork (73 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Doom Ray (F)
100,000 Urbos
Might+70Might
Defense+20Defense
Mojo+10Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Smite your enemies with the portable doom ray. It packs a punch AND it is machine washable. (3 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Doom Ray (M)
100,000 Urbos
Might+70Might
Defense+20Defense
Mojo+10Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Smite your enemies with the portable doom ray. It packs a punch AND it is machine washable. (3 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Chainsaw Massacre
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Be the envy of every lumberjack in town with this deadly device at your hip. Shred your opponents for up to 25 percent of their health with the Chainsaw Massacre. (100 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Hell Blade (F)
100,000 Urbos
Might+100Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Forget this evil blade and you will be there soon. (77 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Hell Blade (M)
100,000 Urbos
Might+100Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Forget this evil blade and you will be there soon. (40 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Battle Oar
68,000 Urbos
Might+45Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+15Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Knock anyone or anything out of the park with this platinum spiked battle club. Cantilevered for BIG SWING action! (83 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
The Dribbler
$3.00 Dollars
Might+250Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
The fast action of this heavy duty ball will have your opponents seeing stars. (97 left)
Can only be worn by:
Jealousaber -fem
$3.00 Dollars
Might+500Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Jealousy might not get you anywhere, but the Jealousaber takes care of business! (equips on FEMALE bodies only) (97 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Jealousaber
$3.00 Dollars
Might+500Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Jealousy might not get you anywhere, but the Jealousaber takes care of business! (equips on MALE bodies only) (52 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Mood Swing Mallet
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+100Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Get your indecisiveness on with this manly mallet! Your opponents won't know what's coming, and neither will you! (13 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
PMS Mallet
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+100Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
The Perpetually Moody Mallet will keep both arch-enemies AND homeys on their toes. No one will know what to expect, including you! (15 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Quake Knife
$3.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+100Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Shake Bake and Quake! (97 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Quake weapon!
$3.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+100Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Shake bake and Quake! (91 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Urbo-Saber
$3.00 Dollars
Might+135Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Each Urbo-Saber is carefully crafted to fit its user. These high density lasers can instantly penetrate any object... except for another Urbo-Saber. (Makes sense, right?) (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Urbo-Saber Guy
$3.00 Dollars
Might+435Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Each Urbo-Saber is carefully crafted to fit its user. These high density lasers can instantly penetrate any object... except for another Urbo-Saber. (Makes sense, right?) (97 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Zapinator
$3.00 Dollars
Might+350Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
Uh oh... this wand really spells trouble! (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Zapinator for Men
$3.00 Dollars
Might+350Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
This wand really spells trouble. (98 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
C-U Sabe-her
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
This item can confuse your opponent from time to time. (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Saber Verde
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Attack and confuse your enemies with a big bad double helping of saber! (100 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Burning Desire
$2.20 Dollars
Might+100Might
Defense+10Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
Whip your enemies into a frenzy with this hot bolo whip. Burning Desire whip can confuse your opponents in a battle. (96 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyDerbyErraticKarmaFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedJungleKickyMachoMoonbeamNinjaRocketSneakySpeedySuperflyViking
Diggity Dagger
$2.00 Dollars
Might+400Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Laser dagger that is sure to fire up your opponents... no diggity, no doubt! (Equips on all MALE bodies) (99 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Manlier Manly Mallet
$2.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
With the manliest mallet you are guaranteed to smack some arch enemies upside the head. Limited edition (99 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Lady Cupid LC
$2.00 Dollars
Might+100Might
Defense+100Defense
Mojo+100Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Fall in love with Urbaniacs all over again and slice up your opponents with good feelings :) (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Cupid LC
$2.00 Dollars
Might+100Might
Defense+100Defense
Mojo+100Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Fall in love with Urbanics all over again... and blast your enemies while you are at it. (96 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Fire Sword
$2.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
A flaming sword of awesome fireness. (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Sword of Fireness
$2.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
A flaming sword of awesome fireness. (39 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Her Stick
$2.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
It is game ON when you have this big wooden stick in your hands! (2 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Hockey Stick
$2.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Stick it to your enemies! No need to say more. (2 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Urbo Phaser
$2.00 Dollars
Might+55Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Set your Urbo Phaser to stun and achieve stunning results with the phunkiest phaser around. (3 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyDerbyErraticKarmaFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedJungleKickyMachoMoonbeamNinjaRocketSneakySpeedySuperflyViking
Diggity Dagher
$2.00 Dollars
Might+400Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
No doubt this is one tough dagger... especially for the ladies. (equips on ladies bodies only) (100 left)
Can only be worn by: KarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
The Force
$2.00 Dollars
Might+250Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Confused they will be... those who oppose you... when this is used in a battle. (3 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyDerbyErraticKarmaFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedJungleKickyMachoMoonbeamNinjaRocketSneakySpeedySuperflyViking
Swater Sword
$2.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Get your enemies all wet with the swater sword. (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Swater Sword
$2.00 Dollars
Might+100Might
Defense+100Defense
Mojo+100Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
Get your enemies all wet with the swater sword. (2 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelvinCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy