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Chainsaw Mascara
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
No evening out is complete without a pink chainsaw to match your outfit. Rip through up to 25 percent of your opponents health with a weapon that is as stylish as it is deadly. (98 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Man Boombox
525,000 Urbos
Might+250Might
Defense+150Defense
Mojo+75Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Drown out your enemies with punishing bass and bumpin jams. (63 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Venom Blade (F)
500,000 Urbos
Might+200Might
Defense+200Defense
Mojo+100Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
Not sure what is cooler, a sword or a snake... now you can have both. It always hits and hits hard. (82 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Venom Blade (M)
500,000 Urbos
Might+200Might
Defense+200Defense
Mojo+100Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
Not sure what is cooler, a sword or a snake... now you can have both. It always hits and hits hard. (18 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Chainsaw Massacre
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Be the envy of every lumberjack in town with this deadly device at your hip. Shred your opponents for up to 25 percent of their health with the Chainsaw Massacre. (93 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
El Zappo (M)
285,120 Urbos
Might+55Might
Defense+75Defense
Mojo+75Mojo
Health+75Health
Power+0Power
Prod your enemies with an electrified sword of ultimate pain. (6 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
El Zappo (F)
254,016 Urbos
Might+55Might
Defense+75Defense
Mojo+75Mojo
Health+75Health
Power+0Power
Get a charge out of prodding your enemies with a power sword. (12 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Judgement
250,000 Urbos
Might+250Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Beware of judgement. It can really hurt! (192 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Jealousaber -fem
$3.00 Dollars
Might+500Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Jealousy might not get you anywhere, but the Jealousaber takes care of business! (equips on FEMALE bodies only) (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Judgement Dude
250,000 Urbos
Might+250Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Beware of judgement. It can really hurt! (171 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Swagger Dagger
235,000 Urbos
Might+50Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Carry yourself a little funkier when you rock the Swagger Dagger. (96 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Lightningness of Awesome
200,000 Urbos
Might+155Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Zap your enemies with a blast of pure lightning. It's shocking! (81 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Jealousaber
$3.00 Dollars
Might+500Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Jealousy might not get you anywhere, but the Jealousaber takes care of business! (equips on MALE bodies only) (62 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Lightningness of Awesome
200,000 Urbos
Might+155Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Zap your enemies with a blast of pure lightning. It's shocking! (44 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Thammer m
159,200 Urbos
Might+75Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+50Health
Power+0Power
By the beard of Odin this is one mighty hammer. (74 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Thammer f
159,200 Urbos
Might+75Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+50Health
Power+0Power
By the beard of Odin this is one mighty hammer. (94 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Urbo-Saber Guy
$3.00 Dollars
Might+435Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Each Urbo-Saber is carefully crafted to fit its user. These high density lasers can instantly penetrate any object... except for another Urbo-Saber. (Makes sense, right?) (100 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Briefcase
140,000 Urbos
Might+45Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+50Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Just what every busy executive Urbaniac needs! A stainless steel, dynamite-proof briefcase. Stuffed with Paperwork! Overwhelm your opponents with a mountain of paperwork (95 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Saber Thrower
110,001 Urbos
Might+150Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+1Power
Knives and swords in some sort of a gun looking configuration. Very dangerous... come get some. (87 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Doom Ray (M)
104,000 Urbos
Might+70Might
Defense+20Defense
Mojo+10Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Smite your enemies with the portable doom ray. It packs a punch AND it is machine washable. (91 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
C-U Sabe-her
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
This item can confuse your opponent from time to time. (16 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Anvil Slingshot (F)
101,000 Urbos
Might+70Might
Defense+20Defense
Mojo+10Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Slingshot + anvile = this weapon. Don't make me explain it. It's an anvil in a slingshot, what more do you need to know? (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Saber Thrower
101,000 Urbos
Might+150Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+1Power
Knives and swords in some sort of a gun looking configuration. Very dangerous... come get some. (76 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Hell Blade (F)
100,000 Urbos
Might+100Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Forget this evil blade and you will be there soon. (86 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Saber Verde
$3.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
Attack and confuse your enemies with a big bad double helping of saber! (16 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Hell Blade (M)
100,000 Urbos
Might+100Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Forget this evil blade and you will be there soon. (58 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Anvil Slingshot (M)
96,000 Urbos
Might+70Might
Defense+20Defense
Mojo+10Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Slingshot + anvile = this weapon. Don't make me explain it. It's an anvil in a slingshot, what more do you need to know? (98 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Doom Ray (F)
95,000 Urbos
Might+70Might
Defense+20Defense
Mojo+10Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Smite your enemies with the portable doom ray. It packs a punch AND it is machine washable. (92 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Burning Desire
$2.20 Dollars
Might+100Might
Defense+10Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
Whip your enemies into a frenzy with this hot bolo whip. Burning Desire whip can confuse your opponents in a battle. (97 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyDerbyErraticKarmaFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedJungleKickyMachoMoonbeamNinjaRocketSneakySpeedySuperflyViking
Club Nail
91,000 Urbos
Might+55Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
No it's not a trendy new hotspot, it's a piece of wood you can whack you enemies with. Enjoy! (97 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Nail Club
90,000 Urbos
Might+55Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+5Mojo
Health+25Health
Power+0Power
No it's not a trendy new hotspot, it's a piece of wood you can whack you enemies with. Enjoy! (86 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Somebody say Bow
73,440 Urbos
Might+25Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+15Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
This compound fracture bow always hits for some damage. Good damage. Damage is good... for a battle. (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Mr. Death Scythe
$2.18 Dollars
Might+50Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+50Health
Power+0Power
Be the barer of bad news you always wanted to be. Reduce the health of your enemy by up to half! (99 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Battle Oar
68,000 Urbos
Might+45Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+15Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Knock anyone or anything out of the park with this platinum spiked battle club. Cantilevered for BIG SWING action! (94 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Bowron
61,200 Urbos
Might+25Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+15Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Don not be a moron.. battle with a bowron. The bowron ALWAYS hits for damage. (86 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Urbo Lunch Box - Girl
$2.12 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Stun your opponents and have a yummy snack afterwards with the funky Urbaniacs Lunch Box. It even has a cup holder! (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Urbo Lunch Box - Guy
$2.12 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Stun your opponents and have a yummy snack afterwards with the funky Urbaniacs Lunch Box. It even has a cup holder! (99 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Diggity Dagger
$2.00 Dollars
Might+400Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Laser dagger that is sure to fire up your opponents... no diggity, no doubt! (Equips on all MALE bodies) (99 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Big Wood Club
$2.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Say Hello to my Big Wood Club. It is big, it is woodie, and it always clubs your enemy for some damage. (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Manlier Manly Mallet
$2.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
With the manliest mallet you are guaranteed to smack some arch enemies upside the head. Limited edition (99 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Femme Fatal Scythe
$2.00 Dollars
Might+50Might
Defense+50Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+50Health
Power+0Power
Be the barer of bad news you always wanted to be. Reduce the health of your enemy by up to half! (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Fire Sword
$2.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
A flaming sword of awesome fireness. (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Sword of Fireness
$2.00 Dollars
Might+200Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
A flaming sword of awesome fireness. (41 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Ye Olde Axe (F)
$2.00 Dollars
Might+100Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+25Power
Why talk when you have an Olde Ax! (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Ye Olde Axe (M)
$2.00 Dollars
Might+100Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+25Power
Why talk when you have an Olde Ax! (93 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketLordSneakySpeedy
Urbo Phaser
$2.00 Dollars
Might+55Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Set your Urbo Phaser to stun and achieve stunning results with the phunkiest phaser around. (98 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyDerbyErraticKarmaFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedJungleKickyMachoMoonbeamNinjaRocketSneakySpeedySuperflyViking
Diggity Dagher
$2.00 Dollars
Might+400Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
No doubt this is one tough dagger... especially for the ladies. (equips on ladies bodies only) (100 left)
Can only be worn by: KarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
The Force
$2.00 Dollars
Might+250Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Confused they will be... those who oppose you... when this is used in a battle. (99 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyDerbyErraticKarmaFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedJungleKickyMachoMoonbeamNinjaRocketSneakySpeedySuperflyViking
Swater Sword
$2.00 Dollars
Might+300Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Get your enemies all wet with the swater sword. (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Swater Sword
$2.00 Dollars
Might+100Might
Defense+100Defense
Mojo+100Mojo
Health+100Health
Power+0Power
Get your enemies all wet with the swater sword. (48 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy
Balls of Pain
$2.00 Dollars
Might+150Might
Defense+0Defense
Mojo+0Mojo
Health+150Health
Power+0Power
Exclusively for the lady Urbaniacs who wants to put a hurt on her enemies. (100 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Lass-ho!
$1.00 Dollars
Might+55Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Hey cool, lasso. (99 left)
Can only be worn by: DerbyKarmaJungleKickyMoonbeamSuperflyViking
Lass-ho
$1.00 Dollars
Might+55Might
Defense+25Defense
Mojo+25Mojo
Health+0Health
Power+0Power
Hey cool, lasso. (95 left)
Can only be worn by: CowboyErraticFunkGiganticCloneSludgeKelviny BodyCharFriedMachoNinjaRocketSneakySpeedy