Four fingers of solid gold funk! (65 left)

No evening out is complete without a pink chainsaw to match your outfit. Rip through up to 25 percent of your opponents health with a weapon that is as stylish as it is deadly. (97 left)

Be the envy of every lumberjack in town with this deadly device at your hip. Shred your opponents for up to 25 percent of their health with the Chainsaw Massacre. (92 left)

Jealousy might not get you anywhere, but the Jealousaber takes care of business! (equips on FEMALE bodies only) (97 left)

Jealousy might not get you anywhere, but the Jealousaber takes care of business! (equips on MALE bodies only) (56 left)

Shake Bake and Quake! (97 left)

Shake bake and Quake! (91 left)

Each Urbo-Saber is carefully crafted to fit its user. These high density lasers can instantly penetrate any object... except for another Urbo-Saber. (Makes sense, right?) (100 left)

Each Urbo-Saber is carefully crafted to fit its user. These high density lasers can instantly penetrate any object... except for another Urbo-Saber. (Makes sense, right?) (97 left)

Uh oh... this wand really spells trouble! (100 left)

This wand really spells trouble. (98 left)

This item can confuse your opponent from time to time. (16 left)

Attack and confuse your enemies with a big bad double helping of saber! (15 left)

Whip your enemies into a frenzy with this hot bolo whip. Burning Desire whip can confuse your opponents in a battle. (96 left)

Be the barer of bad news you always wanted to be. Reduce the health of your enemy by up to half! (98 left)

Stun your opponents and have a yummy snack afterwards with the funky Urbaniacs Lunch Box. It even has a cup holder! (99 left)

Stun your opponents and have a yummy snack afterwards with the funky Urbaniacs Lunch Box. It even has a cup holder! (99 left)

Laser dagger that is sure to fire up your opponents... no diggity, no doubt! (Equips on all MALE bodies) (99 left)

Say Hello to my Big Wood Club. It is big, it is woodie, and it always clubs your enemy for some damage. (100 left)

With the manliest mallet you are guaranteed to smack some arch enemies upside the head. Limited edition (99 left)

Fall in love with Urbaniacs all over again and slice up your opponents with good feelings :) (99 left)

Fall in love with Urbanics all over again... and blast your enemies while you are at it. (96 left)

Be the barer of bad news you always wanted to be. Reduce the health of your enemy by up to half! (98 left)

A flaming sword of awesome fireness. (99 left)

A flaming sword of awesome fireness. (39 left)

It is game ON when you have this big wooden stick in your hands! (100 left)

Stick it to your enemies! No need to say more. (100 left)

Why talk when you have an Olde Ax! (100 left)

Why talk when you have an Olde Ax! (92 left)

Set your Urbo Phaser to stun and achieve stunning results with the phunkiest phaser around. (98 left)

No doubt this is one tough dagger... especially for the ladies. (equips on ladies bodies only) (100 left)

This unassuming weapon in disguise will give your enemies a case of frostbite that is nothing to sneeze at! (100 left)

This unassuming weapon in disguise will give your enemies a case of frostbite that is nothing to sneeze at! (98 left)

Confused they will be... those who oppose you... when this is used in a battle. (99 left)

Get your enemies all wet with the swater sword. (100 left)

Get your enemies all wet with the swater sword. (48 left)

Exclusively for the lady Urbaniacs who wants to put a hurt on her enemies. (100 left)

Confuse your enemies with a spikey set of cast iron pain. (100 left)

Laugh till it hurts. The feather always hits! (98 left)

Always hits (99 left)

Hey cool, lasso. (99 left)

Hey cool, lasso. (95 left)