*Wanders in through the front door, stops, and takes a lazy look around the place letting his eyes adjust to the dimly lit interior*
Hmmm... Don't think I've ever been here before...
*Walks towards the bar, leans with his back against the bar and looks around at the pool table, dart boards, and juke box*
I'll have a Newcastle and a shot of Sauza.
*Wonders why the place is empty and turns back towards the bar*
Hey! Where's the bartender? I think I might be in heaven!
6K props, 1K posts
38K props, 5K posts
25 props, 168 posts
*shakes his head back and forth quickly and makes a sound like a mack truck trying to start*
I feel strange... 8^0
*looks down at empty coffee cup*
Who put this here?!?!
HEY! I'm sober!!!!!!!
*spies the bartender*
Hey Lucy! Can I get some shooters over here? I think I have a lot of catching up to do!
15K props, 222 posts