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6K props, 2K posts

 
A place for men to be men talk chillax and bs around so chillax grab a ice cold drink and hangout for a while.

17K props, 4K posts

 
There already is a bar here

6K props, 2K posts

 
ohh

23K props, 279 posts

 
*Wanders in through the front door, stops, and takes a lazy look around the place letting his eyes adjust to the dimly lit interior*

Hmmm... Don't think I've ever been here before...

*Walks towards the bar, leans with his back against the bar and looks around at the pool table, dart boards, and juke box*

I'll have a Newcastle and a shot of Sauza.

*Wonders why the place is empty and turns back towards the bar*

Hey! Where's the bartender? I think I might be in heaven!

6K props, 1K posts

 
LOL

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oh yeah the bar tender is right here
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23K props, 279 posts

 
*grins wickedly*
Hey bartender ;^)

Got any tequila back there? I'm achin' for a body shot...

6K props, 2K posts

 
ohh she,s got some

26K props, 12K posts

 
-ManDude's sucka,Flap,flys in behinde counter,takes some melted ice (VERY hard to carry so props to Flap) and leaves-

37K props, 5K posts

 
*walks in and looks around*

"Wait- this is not Moe's pub?"


*walks out*

17K props, 4K posts

 
??????

17K props, 4K posts

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRaxGBnF9zk&channel=thecomputernerd01

23K props, 279 posts

 
*wakes up from a tequilla slumber*

I'm not a picky man Homer, EEERRRRRRPPPPP!!!

17K props, 4K posts

 
I am trying to be the new editor and I need everyones help!Go here please:


http://www.urbaniacs.com/forums/?t=557414&page=1#557418



And vote for me please

23K props, 279 posts

 
Hey, did a politician just come in here???
WHERE'S MY HEALTHCARE!

6K props, 2K posts

 
no it sure din,t and i ain,t paying for your health care i onle give out free beer

26K props, 12K posts

 
*throws brick at tunsa*

If you can break that brick without using your arms,hands,legs and feet,I'll use bull's money to pay for your health care.

23K props, 279 posts

 
*brick bounces off of Tunsa's head*
Huh?
*lifts his head groggily from his nap on the bar*
Can I get a tequilla?
*stares wearily at the broken brick laying on the floor*
Where'd that thing come from?

6K props, 2K posts

 
welll my money is at area51

26K props, 12K posts

 
*looks around*

*whispers to bull*

I have clearance there...

25 props, 168 posts

 
*moonwalks into bar*

*walks around*
this place looks good.!

26K props, 12K posts

 
It is!

*throws a brik at gangsta's head*

If you can break that without using any of your limbs-excluding your head-what so ever I'll pay for your drinks.

23K props, 279 posts

 
*falls off his stool. stumbles to his feet, and trips over his high shoes*

Oooof!

*gets back up and weaves his way towards the bar swaying back and forth*

Tequilla and a shot of tequlla, hic.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! *hic*

26K props, 12K posts

 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

*pulls TTG away from counter*

Thats enough for you. Your liver must look like camo!

*gets him to a table and gives him 3 cups of black coffe*

*makes him run*

*slaps him many times*

Sober yet?

23K props, 279 posts

 
*shakes his head back and forth quickly and makes a sound like a mack truck trying to start*

I feel strange... 8^0

*looks down at empty coffee cup*

Who put this here?!?!

*ponders*

HEY! I'm sober!!!!!!!

*spies the bartender*

Hey Lucy! Can I get some shooters over here? I think I have a lot of catching up to do!

15K props, 222 posts

 
Lucy? I've never heard of a bartender named lucy.. Is she hot?
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