| | A place for men to be men talk chillax and bs around so chillax grab a ice cold drink and hangout for a while. |
| | There already is a bar here |
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| | *Wanders in through the front door, stops, and takes a lazy look around the place letting his eyes adjust to the dimly lit interior*
Hmmm... Don't think I've ever been here before...
*Walks towards the bar, leans with his back against the bar and looks around at the pool table, dart boards, and juke box*
I'll have a Newcastle and a shot of Sauza.
*Wonders why the place is empty and turns back towards the bar*
Hey! Where's the bartender? I think I might be in heaven! |
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| | oh yeah the bar tender is right here
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| | *grins wickedly*
Hey bartender ;^)
Got any tequila back there? I'm achin' for a body shot... |
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| | -ManDude's sucka,Flap,flys in behinde counter,takes some melted ice (VERY hard to carry so props to Flap) and leaves- |
| | *walks in and looks around*
"Wait- this is not Moe's pub?"
*walks out* |
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| | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRaxGBnF9zk&channel=thecomputernerd01 |
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| | *wakes up from a tequilla slumber*
I'm not a picky man Homer, EEERRRRRRPPPPP!!! |
| | I am trying to be the new editor and I need everyones help!Go here please:
http://www.urbaniacs.com/forums/?t=557414&page=1#557418
And vote for me please |
| | Hey, did a politician just come in here???
WHERE'S MY HEALTHCARE! |
| | no it sure din,t and i ain,t paying for your health care i onle give out free beer |
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| | *throws brick at tunsa*
If you can break that brick without using your arms,hands,legs and feet,I'll use bull's money to pay for your health care. |
| | *brick bounces off of Tunsa's head*
Huh?
*lifts his head groggily from his nap on the bar*
Can I get a tequilla?
*stares wearily at the broken brick laying on the floor*
Where'd that thing come from? |
| | welll my money is at area51 |
| | *looks around*
*whispers to bull*
I have clearance there... |
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| | *moonwalks into bar*
*walks around*
this place looks good.! |
| | It is!
*throws a brik at gangsta's head*
If you can break that without using any of your limbs-excluding your head-what so ever I'll pay for your drinks. |
| | *falls off his stool. stumbles to his feet, and trips over his high shoes*
Oooof!
*gets back up and weaves his way towards the bar swaying back and forth*
Tequilla and a shot of tequlla, hic.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! *hic* |
| | HAPPY NEW YEAR!
*pulls TTG away from counter*
Thats enough for you. Your liver must look like camo!
*gets him to a table and gives him 3 cups of black coffe*
*makes him run*
*slaps him many times*
Sober yet? |
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| | *shakes his head back and forth quickly and makes a sound like a mack truck trying to start*
I feel strange... 8^0
*looks down at empty coffee cup*
Who put this here?!?!
*ponders*
HEY! I'm sober!!!!!!!
*spies the bartender*
Hey Lucy! Can I get some shooters over here? I think I have a lot of catching up to do! |
| | Lucy? I've never heard of a bartender named lucy.. Is she hot? |
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