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This bar is for true men, if you cant act like a true men then you should enter this bar.

Now walk up to the lovely bartender Elisa and order and say what you want. Please dont get any alchohol if your underage (lol) and dont get too much if you.

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Bar is now OPEN to the elite men

now lets get along and have some mature men conversations in here.
 

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Wow...

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PICKLES!!!!!!

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lol why are people spamming. i know i started it with the ... its like were playing follow the leader lol.

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Man we need someone to enfore this place because i hate it when kids spaam up an ONLY men place. *Cough*Joshjr1996*Cough*

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I will!!!!!!!!!!

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Ha.Buttman your comment reminds me of a line I heard from a game.

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why dont you guys talk about something, get this thread going.

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WHO LIKES BEEEEEER! I don't it's tart to me.

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How about we use the dart board?Every bar has a dar board.

*aims,fires,misses and darts buttman's head*

Oops...sorry dude...

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Owwwww!

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*breaks chair over his head*

Does that feel better?It always helps me.

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*busts through the door, stumbles in a few steps, and stops*

LUCY, I'm HOME!

*looks around confused. Puts right hand over right eye. Looks around and sees a poster of Raquel Welch in a bikini, cowboy hat, and wearing a western holster*

Lucy? Is that you?

*stumbles toward the poster, trips over a bar stool and sprawls flat across the concrete floor*

Lucy! Why did you move the furniture around again?!?

*pushes himself off the floor and falls back flat*

Owch!

* groans and gets to his feet. Covers his left eye and spies the large mirror and bottles behind the bar*

Hey, this isn't my house! This is a bar!

*trips and slams his face off the bar, but maintains his balance enough to stay relatively upright at the bar*

Bartender! Get me a tequilla, HIC!

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I think the bar is your house Tunsa. ; ]

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelby_Cobra

Best! Must be blue with white stripes or black with matt black stripes. ^^

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Audi R8, the only car I have ever wanted

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Man, nothing like horsepower. My favorite is the Bugatti Veyron Grand Sport.

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Lol, now we are talking about cars. I would perfer my Mercedes S500. OH BABY! Already have drivers license, but waiting for that beauty. :)

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The Audi R8 is a fiiine piece of art!

https://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/01/Audi-R8-V12-TDI-Li
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:O..

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Yeah, my favorite would be the audi R8. i really want one. :P....ill soon get it though, maybe. lets see

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prizes are every 2 days, usually good prizes like good items and tps!

PROP-A-LOT Competition:

https://www.urbaniacs.com/forums/?t=570474

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Hey the bar is the same as it used to be. SOMEONE GET ME A BEER. OR I'LL ....... nvm just get me the beer.

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Speaking of that DJ Axe is back any suggestions?

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Howdy? *tips hat*

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So what do you guys think about the items ideas pitched in by your peers? Do you guys think some of the items will be used for next week?
 
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